"Nobody was quite sure what caused it. An alien pathogen riding the tail of Halley's Comet? Some government ""rage"" virus? Radiation from a downed satellite? Your guess is as good as ours, but one thing's for sure - the dead are rising, and they are hungry for your brains. It's a post-zombie world, and if we want to live in it, we have to learn to live with them. Everybody walks around with large caliber weapons, swords, and cricket bats now, but every now and again you see the so-called ""domesticated"" zombies. These de-toothed and chained shamblers are useful for all sorts of tasks - from carrying your groceries to scaring off those nasty neighborhood kids. Now, of course it's illegal to sell reanimated corpses, so we've had to rely on resin facsimiles to stand in for a frightening visage of death. Watching over your garden is a monstrous shambler, pale, vile and seemingly hungry! Of course, you know better! He's just a terrifying statue! From mid-torso up, he ""rises"" out of your freshly tilled and mulched begonias ready to devour the brains of the next interloper he comes across. Guaranteed to scare away any trespasser, without the headaches of accidentally releasing a real zombie. All those complications, bodies, and police forms - who needs the hassle? Your fresh resin Garden Zombie comes packed in three pieces, and assembles in seconds!"
Lil' Vampire Pacifier
When our copywriter monkey's brother was a baby, he had a biting problem. He just loved sinking his brand new teeth into anything and anyone available and he especially loved the tender flesh of the human neck. And so, geekling Brian went through life chomping on anyone who dared cuddle him. He would probably have escalated to vampirism if not for one angel of a woman at the grocery store. Mid-dairy-aisle, Brian sunk his razor sharp baby teeth into his mother's neck, causing her to cry out. The woman moved in with advice. "Bite him back," she said. Brian's mom looked skeptical. "Seriously," the woman said. "He won't learn unless you bite him back." Mom sunk her teeth into Brian's tender baby neck. He cried, he screamed, and he never bit anyone ever again. Do you have a noisy baby or one you feel may grow up to drink the blood of mortals? This pacifier is the way to go. It features luscious red lips and a full set of teeth including sharp canines for sucking the blood of the living. Our lawyers say we must tell you that ThinkGeek is not responsible if your geekling grows up to be one of the undead (but we are grateful because that means they can be one of our customers for centuries!).
Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat
You are sound asleep when suddenly a piercing noise jolts you out of bed. You slowly slink to the bathroom and flip on the lights. Your eyes are assaulted with the goriest of sights - a shower curtain smeared with bloody hand prints and a bath mat stained with bloody footprints. Your heart is now racing; there's no way you're going back to sleep now. Which is perfect because the piercing noise was your alarm clock, the gory sight was your new Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat, you're now fully awake, and it's time to get ready for work. Of course the Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat are completely practical - you can use them to keep the water in your shower and rub your toesies on when you are done. But that's not why you want them. You want them for the thrill, for the little jolt down your spine every time you turn on the lights. But even that's not the real reason you want them. You want a Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat so that your mom will just shake her head and wonder what she did wrong when she sees them on her next visit. And if she doesn't - if she doesn't think anything is wrong and just goes to clean up the "blood" on your Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat as if she's done it before - well then that's really scary.
Pleaser - Electra 1023 (Women's) - White Patent/Cross
Flirtatious ankle boots featuring a platform bottom, a high heel, laces and a side zipper.
Women's Pleaser Lightning 702 - Clear/Black/Pink Lights Heels
This unique sandal features a strobe light in the platform, 7.5 inch stiletto heel and open toe.
Women's Demonia Zombie 08
These funky horror inspired pumps have a classic shape with a fun edge. This high heel has an elegant shape with a metal buckle on the front and a peep toe. The shoe might have a classy shape but it also boasts a funky, multicolored zombie themed screen print.
Too Fast X-Ray Boot
These skeleton bones just need to dance! These long ankle boots feature a pale yellow allover skeleton pattern and a heel that resembles more bones! 5" heel; 1" platform PU Imported Listed in women's sizes
Funtasma By Pleaser X-Ray Knee-High Boots
These knee-high boots feature an X-Ray skeleton print, lace-up front, side zipper closure and a sexy heel.; 18" tall; 4 1/2" heel; 3/4" hidden platform; Man-made materials; Listed in women's sizes; Product Notice
Black Red Flame Platform Heel
If "Greased Lightning" was a women's shoe, this is what it would look like. This black faux patent leather heel has a hidden platform, a deadly spike, and is accented with allover red rhinestone flames. Hot. 5" heel Man-made materials Imported Listed in women's sizes
Colorful Metal Easter Tub - Yellow
Personalized Easter Gift: Colorful Metal Easter Tub - Yellow. Colorful Metal Easter Tub - Yellow
Hello Kitty: Spooky Snickers
Hello Kitty: Spooky Snickers - Halloween Cards for Kids , Please note that this product is only available for sale within the United States, Mexico and Canada.
Winter Wonderland Snowglobe - House
winter wonderland snowglobe - house: winter wonderland snowglobe - house
Sexy Sucker Punch Blondie Cosplay Halloween Costume
Blondie. Includes Bodysuit, glovelets, belt and thigh highs
Vampire Bat Key Holder
Vampire Bat Key Holder Wall Sculpture Magical as a sculpture alone, this eerily realistic bat is also ready to organize up to 8 skeleton keys! Our macabre wall masterpiece is cast in quality designer resin with a greystone finish to capture every spooky detail, from spiny wings to pert ears. 10"Wx1 1/2"Dx3"H. 1 lb.
Vampire Bats - Set of 2
The Vampire Bats of Castle Barbarosa Wall Sculptures - Set of 2 With wings open wide, our Toscano-exclusive, greytone-finished designer resin bats will add an eerie ambiance with their frightening eyes and menacing fangs. Whether hanging on a wall or on a ledge in your home or garden, choose a pair to leave an impression or display a colony to make your dungeon downright sinister! Each approx.: 7"W x 1 1/2"D x 4"H. 1 lb.
Skullduggery Toilet Bowl Brush
Skullduggery Toilet Bowl Brush Grab the skull-capped femur and brush your "head" clean! Add flair to even the most mundane room with our absolutely unique, quality designer resin work of decorative art that gives you an "extra arm" to deal with bathroom skullduggery. Due to the nature of this item, we are unable to accept returns. 5 1/2"W x 8"D x 16"H. 2 lbs.
Halloween Party Wine Bottle Labels Stickers
Halloween Wine Bottle Labels. Includes 8 Halloween-themed liquor bottle labels
Design Toscano The Zombie of Montclaire Moors Garden Statue
Cast in quality designer resin. Beautifully hand-painted for startling realism. Zombie brings the undead to your garden. 3-piece design. Dimensions: 31.5W x 19.5D x 8H inches. Keep visitors screaming with the Zombie of Montclaire Moors Garden Statue. This detailed garden statue is just waiting to get out of the ground and into your brains. Made of high-quality resin, this creepy zombie is great for Halloween, but even creepier when left to rot year-round. Its 3-piece design is easy to install in any garden or graveyard.About Design Toscano: Design Toscano is the country's premier source for statues and other historical and antique replicas, which are available through our catalog and website.We were named in Inc. magazine's list of the 500 fastest growing privately-held companies for three consecutive years - an honor unprecedented among catalogers.Our founders, Michael and Marilyn Stopka, created Design Toscano in 1990. While on a trip to Paris, the Stopkas first saw the marvelous carvings of gargoyles and water spouts at the Notre Dame Cathedral. Inspired by the beauty and mystery of these pieces, they decided to introduce the world of medieval gargoyles to America in 1993. On a later trip to Albi, France, the Stopkas had the pleasure of being exposed to the world of Jacquard tapestries that they added quickly to the growing catalog. Since then, our product line has grown to include Egyptian, Medieval and other period pieces that are now among the current favorites of Design Toscano customers, along with an extensive collection of garden fountains, statuary, authentic canvas replicas of oil painting masterpieces, and other antique art reproductions.At Design Toscano, we pride ourselves on attention to detail by traveling directly to the source for all historical replicas. Over 90% of our catalog offerings are exclusive to the Design Toscano brand, allowing us to present unusual decorative items unavailable elsewhere. Our attention to detail extends throughout the company, especially in the areas of customer service and shipping.
Ceramic Zombie Mug
After years of research and the loss of many interns, we've finally discovered the inoculation that will save humanity -- or at least, most of it -- from the zombie virus. Injecting dead zombie blood into a chicken egg and incubating it? Nope. Wiping zombie spittle on your gums? Heck no. It's a little more gruesome, but we can't argue with success. The only way to make yourself immune from the zombie virus is to drink tea made in the shrunken, hollowed-out head of a zombie. Luckily, ThinkGeek has hired many headhunters and we've got a large supply of these mugs. (Funny story, we should have been more specific when we told HR to hire headhunters. Lesson learned!) Product Specifications Our zombie head cookie jar shrunk down to mug size! Drink from the shrunken head, gain mystical powers Capacity: 16 ounces of zombie-immunity tea Love your mug: Hand-wash for longest artwork life Not Microwave or Dishwasher Safe Hand wash only
FRED Unisex's The Doomed Skull Shot Glass
FRED Unisex's The Doomed Skull Shot Glass, Housewares: The FRED Doomed Skull Shot Glass Your night of drinks will soon become deadly with this urban style skull designed shot glass. This Fred Doomed Skull Shot glass shapes your drink into a skull shape as you pour it into the glass cavity. It is definitely one of a kind. Shot glass Shapes your drink into a skull Imported By FRED
Kikkerland Unisex's The Day of the Dead Corkscrew
Kikkerland Unisex's The Day of the Dead Corkscrew, Housewares: The Kikkerland Day of the Dead Corkscrew Kitchen appliances don't have to be boring and Kikkerland knows it. Get a twist on your typical wine opener and impress your friends with the Day of the Dead corkscrew. *Metal skeleton corkscrew *Inspired by The Day of the Dead holiday in Mexico By Kikkerland
Gingerdead Men Cookie Cutter
Is ginger used in embalming? No. Is it an effective herbal ingredient in tinctures that increase longevity? Not really. Can you make a ginger tea that will make you look younger, reduce wrinkles, stem the effects of Alzheimers, macular degeneration, or arthritis? Sadly, no. Ginger is great for things like stomach aches and nausea, but will it lead to a longer life? Probably not. So it is with this cookie cutter that we remind ourselves of our mortality. The inevitability of death. The haunting spectre of Thanatos as he creeps up behind you, scythe at the ready... but it's not all bad news! At least we can get some cookies out of the deal, and that will make the years we have left to us that much more delicious! Gingerbread men are a delicious holiday cookie, but the ones we make have a twist. The cookie cutter we use, you see, cuts a wee little man shape out of your rolled gingerbread dough, while the other side presses a cutesy little skeleton into the surface. The finished cookie looks like a Gingerbread x-ray. A GingerDEAD man, if you will. Get one of your own right here! They're high-quality food-safe ABS plastic is durable, and cleans up quickly, so you can get back to eating more gingerbread cookies. Ginger may not keep your hair-line from receding, but at least they're delicious! Features One gingerbread man cookie-cutter with skeleton impression Makes deliciously dead gingerbread men Durable ABS food-safe plastic Handwash only 5 inches high by 4.25 inches wide
Polluted Toxic Waste Glasses
Unless you're ingesting only pure rainwater and distilled pure grain alcohol, you're ingesting poison. That's right, Mandrake. Just like the global communist conspiracy, anything you drink will infiltrate and corrupt from within. That's why we're strong believers in total commitment. As long as you're going to drink poison, you may as well make sure your drinking vessel of choice makes it look the part. Sure, we all have hard jobs - Ice-cream Fluoridation Administrator, Director of Survival Mineshafts, Nuclear Rodeo Cowboy - but at the end of the day, we could all use a drink, amirite? So grab your highball, and pour yourself a nice tall glass of something tasty. Oh, and if you can make it green and slightly radioactive, even better. These glasses look the part, alright. Each set of two glasses look like little 55 gallon drums except they're just twelve ounces, and they're made of borosilicate glass. Still, with the nuclear hazard logo etched in the side, and filled with some sort of green luminescent liquid on-the-rocks, they're guaranteed to be the hit of the party.
Crystal Skull Glassware
Have you been putting in late hours at your lab in Castle East? Seeing eerie and surprising sights? Now the cadavers rise, the ghouls knock down the doors, the zombies are pouring drinks for Wolf Man and Dracula... are you still at work or is this a party? Now everything's cool. Just have that coffin-banger over at the bar mix you a Transylvania Twist in one of these Crystal Skull Shotglasses. Not into shots? No biggie, how about a pumpkin ale or a hard cider in a Crystal Skull Stein? Sit back and enjoy the rockin' sounds of Igor and the Crypt-Kicker Five. Just remember, no matter how awesome the monster bash is, we'd like to see you around tomorrow. We hear that Frankenstein runs a designated driver service. Product Specifications Creepy cool glassware for Halloween or anytime Host your own monster bash (with or without vampires) Choose: Skull Stein (holds 1 pint), features bony handle Set of 4 Skull Shotglasses (1.5 ounces each) Dishwasher safe We love you (even you creepy people), so drink responsibly
Bleeding Skull Candle
We've been to our share of Halloween parties, horror movie watching parties, and horror roleplaying games. We know scary. We love scary. Most skull candles we've found have been more kitschy than scary. The Bleeding Skull Candle? It's something worthy of being the centerpiece at our Halloween feast or mood lighting for our Call of Cthulhu game. At first, you'll just have a normal skull candle. Place it on a heat-resistant plate, because in a while, you'll need it! Light up the Bleeding Skull Candle and begin your night of mayhem and horror. As it burns, bright red wax will ooze from its eye sockets and down its face, pooling ever so deliciously on the plate. (See why you needed it?) The longer it bleeds, the creepier and bloodier it gets, making it perfect for those nights when you keep turning the dial up, up, up on the scare factor. Product Specifications Spooky skull candle bleeds as it burns Perfect centerpiece for your Halloween feast (or anytime!) On the outside, it looks like a normal skull candle! On the inside, it's full of red wax, which bleeds out the eye holes in a most creepy way (how else can one bleed out the eye holes?) The longer the candle burns, the more "blood" pours out Dimensions: 4" x 3.5" x 4.5" Important Candle Safety Notes: Remove all packaging before lighting. Place on a protected, heat-resistant plate, away from anything that can catch fire, and out of reach of children and pets. Keep wick trimmed to 1/8” at all times. If smoking occurs, blow candle out. Trim wick, remove trimmings, and relight. Keep the wax pool free of wick trimmings, matches, or any combustible material. Keep the wick centered. Avoid burning in draft. Never leave a burning candle unattended. Keep it within sight at all times. Keep all matches and lighters out of the reach of children.
Seasonal Haunted House Toilet Seat Decal - Size: Elongated
ATT1089: Features: -Toilet seat applique.-Haunted house design.-Change your toilet d cor with the seasons.-Modern style.-Reusable electrostatic vinyl.-For use on smooth toilet lids.-Not for use on cushioned vinyl or decorative brown wooden seats.-To clean simply wipe using non-harsh or non-abrasive chemicals.-For best results, store flat.-Hygienic.-Wipes clean.-Easy to install.-No adhesive. Dimensions: -Product weight: 0.2 lb.-Round: 12'' W x 13.5'' D.-Elongated: 12'' W x 15'' D. Collection: -Seasonal collection.
Neon Art: Christmas Tree with Garland Neon Sculpture
Focused on bringing the fun and beauty of real neon into your home or business! This Christmas Tree with Garland Neon Sculpture give a colorful edge with real neon lights. Neonetics Neon Sculptures feature multi-colored, hand blown neon tubing. The Christmas Tree with Garland Neon Sculpture plugs into a black base, which fully houses all the electronics. The base has an on and off switch, and can be adapted to sit on a shelf or hang on a wall. Neonetics neon sculptures have a warm mesmerizing glow, and are powered by solid state transformers, which operate silently and more efficiently than incandescent bulbs. All you do is plug it in. No special wiring required. Dimensions: 8" L x 13" W x 6" H; 3 lbs.
Holiday Happy Penguin Toilet Seat Decal - Size: Round
ATT1101: Features: -Toilet seat applique.-Happy penguin design.-A seat for every holiday.-Modern style.-Reusable electrostatic vinyl.-For use on smooth toilet lids.-Not for use on cushioned vinyl or decorative brown wooden seats.-To clean simply wipe using non-harsh or non-abrasive chemicals.-For best results, store flat.-Hygienic.-Wipes clean.-Easy to install.-No adhesive. Dimensions: -Product weight: 0.2 lb.-Round: 12'' W x 13.5'' D.-Elongated: 12'' W x 15'' D. Collection: -Holiday collection.
Holiday Santa In Chimney Toilet Seat Decal - Size: Round
ATT1103: Features: -Toilet seat applique.-Santa in chimney design.-A seat for every holiday.-Modern style.-Reusable electrostatic vinyl.-For use on smooth toilet lids.-Not for use on cushioned vinyl or decorative brown wooden seats.-To clean simply wipe using non-harsh or non-abrasive chemicals.-For best results, store flat.-Hygienic.-Wipes clean.-Easy to install.-No adhesive. Dimensions: -Product weight: 0.2 lb.-Round: 12'' W x 13.5'' D.-Elongated: 12'' W x 15'' D. Collection: -Holiday collection.
Seasonal Spider Web Toilet Seat Decal - Size: Elongated
ATT1088: Features: -Toilet seat applique.-Spider web design.-Change your toilet d cor with the seasons.-Modern style.-Reusable electrostatic vinyl.-For use on smooth toilet lids.-Not for use on cushioned vinyl or decorative brown wooden seats.-To clean simply wipe using non-harsh or non-abrasive chemicals.-For best results, store flat.-Hygienic.-Wipes clean.-Easy to install.-No adhesive. Dimensions: -Product weight: 0.2 lb.-Round: 12'' W x 13.5'' D.-Elongated: 12'' W x 15'' D. Collection: -Seasonal collection.
Neon Art: Pumpkin Neon Sculpture
Focused on bringing the fun and beauty of real neon into your home or business! This Pumpkin Neon Sculpture gives a colorful edge with real neon lights. This Pumpkin Neon Sculpture features multi-colored, hand blown neon tubing. This Pumpkin Neon Sculpture plugs into a black base, which fully houses all the electronics. The base has an on and off switch, and can be adapted to sit on a shelf or hang on a wall. Neonetics neon sculptures have a warm mesmerizing glow, and are powered by solid state transformers, which operate silently and more efficiently than incandescent bulbs. All you do is plug it in. No special wiring required. Dimensions: 12" L x 12" W x 6" H; 3 lbs.
Bunny Ballerina Sock
Cute bunny face ballerina sock with pom pom detailing. Code 3961746300 Composition Composite:57% Cotton 22% Polyester 20% Nylon 1% Elastane Material Composite 57% Cotton 22% Polyester 20% Nylon 1% Elastane
Cupcake in Bloom
EXCLUSIVE Sweet as a cupcake. Without the calories. Surprise someone special this season with a hand-crafted, truly original hot pink carnation confection. Topped with a playful cherry pick, it's a wonderful welcome for birthdays, thank yous, or any day you want to send a smile. Truly original arrangement of the freshest hot pink carnations and white poms Designed by our florists in a green cupcake cup container; measures 2.75"H Comes complete with a realistic red cherry on top for more lasting smiles Arrives in our exclusive cupcake box packaging Arrangement measures approximately 6"H x 6.5"L Our florists select the freshest flowers available so colors and varieties may vary