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Glamdring The Sword Of Gandalf
One of the three legendary swords of Gondolin, Glamdring was found by Gandalf after being missing for over 6000 years. Forged for the King of Gondolin, Glamdring was wielded in battle only twice before the Fall of Gondolin and its inevitable disappearance. Stolen just before the end of the First Age by Scatha the Worm, the flightless dragon kept it, along with the other swords of legend amongst the other spoils he had stolen...
The Gun Mug
Most mornings, caffeine is required before your brain properly engages. Attempting to startle or aggravate a geek before he's had his morning jolt is asking for a world of hurt. Geeks can be downright snippy before they've had a chance to properly wake up. Extreme care must be taken in these circumstances. Every morning, without fail, there's that worthless jerk in the office that's been awake with the sun, and, with extreme perkiness, tries to engage you in mindless banter. Your synapses fire just enough to remind you that, indeed, you hate that guy. Relying entirely on your lizard brain to work the controls on the coffee dispenser, you pour a piping hot cup-o-joe into your Gun Mug. Seeing the handle and the trigger-grip, said jerk gets the message quickly and backs the hell off. Nobody wants to mess with a geek with a gun. Even if that gun is only loaded with coffee. Features Black ceramic coffee mug with pistol grip Looks bad-ass in your hand Holds 8 ounces of your favorite hot beverage Five by three by four inches Gun mug safety is no joke. Keep your gun mug properly maintained and clean at all times Dishwasher safe
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Mass Effect 3: M-3 Predator Full Scale Prop Replica
"A reliable, accurate sidearm. Manufactured by Elanus Risk Control, the Predator is valued as a powerful, deadly, and relatively inexpensive weapon. While it is not generally deployed in the military, it's still very popular in the Terminus Systems. Shep loves a good sidearm, especially when she's taking out a bunch of geth husks or Cerberus troops. In fact, we'd say she appreciates a good weapon almost as much as Garrus, although she calibrates hers a lot less often. The Predator is a lightweight, rapid fire pistol that rounds out your party when Liara's firing off biotics and Garrus is sniping. There's Shep with her trusty M-3 Pred. ThinkGeek is proud to announce our exclusive version of the officially licensed Mass Effect 3: M-3 Predator Full Scale Replica Custom Edition. Masterfully sculpted and painted by the artisans at TriForce, this is the most authentic representation of this weapon available on the market. The M-3 Predator Full Scale Replica Custom Edition is hand-finished and hand-painted to precision quality. Intricately crafted and cast in polystone, it measures 12"" in length, weighs in at 10 pounds, and features working LED effects. The model with the red lights is limited to 500 pieces worldwide and the model with the blue lights is a ThinkGeek exclusive with only 150 pieces produced. Get your piece of video game history before the Reapers come to Earth! Product Specifications Mass Effect 3 M-3 Predator Full Scale Replica Masterfully sculpted, hand-finished, and hand-painted The most authentic representation of the Predator on the market Choose between the ThinkGeek exclusive version with Blue LEDs or the regular red LED version Limited Edition! ThinkGeek has the exclusive for blue (150 pieces worldwide), Red is limited edition with 500 pieces worldwide. Officially licensed Mass Effect 3 collectible Material: Polystone, hand-finished & hand-painted Dimensions: 7.5"" x 2"" x 12"" Weight: 10 lbs"
$359.99 $399.99 (- 10%)
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The ThinkGeek 8-bit Tie
Born from April Fools, the 8-bit tie is now a reality. With silk-like microfiber construction, this clip on* (for easy dressing and t-shirt-wear if needed) tie was custom designed by us for you. You'll be the envy of the office or, at least, you'll get tons of attention. You'll be just like Mario when he wore a tie to meetings when negotiating his contact with Nintendo... viva la 8-bit! * Note: There is a very good reason why this tie must be a clip on... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
$7.99 $19.99 (- 60%)
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Blade Runner Style LED Umbrella
Early in the 21st Century, the Tyrell Corporation advanced robot evolution into the Nexus phase - a being virtually identical to a human - known as a Replicant. They're all around you, even now. That guy next to you? He's a Replicant. How do we know? He's walking the streets in the rain with no umbrella. That, and he failed the Voight-Kampff. In the pre-apocalyptic future, the air will be so thick, it will be dark in the middle of the day. Coupled with the almost constant rain, you'll need to find a way to stay dry and light your way to the noodle shop down the street. Even if you don't live in a quasi-futuristic Los Angeles and you aren't a Blade Runner, you can still have the coolest umbrella on the street. With a push of a button, the shaft lights up, illuminating you and your path. Now, even in the darkest of nights, you're a lot more visible to the cars on the street, making your long walk home through the rain a lot safer.
$8.99 $14.99 (- 40%)