Harry Potter Gryffindor House Deluxe Scarf
Only the most chivalrous and courageous students are sorted into the Gryffindor House and this high-quality Harry Potter Halloween Costume wool scarf with the Gryffindor shield will get you right in! Wear it with pride--just like the students in the Harry Potter series. From Elope.
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Star Wars Lightsaber Pen
If there's one thing we love at ThinkGeek (okay, there isn't, but play along), it's mind hacks. The little things you can do to pull a Jedi mind trick on your brain and make you perform better. One that we learned back in our school days was to declare one pen our "lucky pen." Said lucky pen was only to be used for tests and by using the lucky pen, we were guaranteed to do better than if we used another, lesser pen. And since these pens are imbued with The Force, they'll obviously make the perfect lucky pen. Styled like the lightsabers wielded by Jedi and Sith in the Star Wars saga, these pens are the writing implements of a more civilized age. A civilized age where people got As on tests and aced their presentations with the board. If your life is in need of a little luck, these lightsaber pens are just the Jedi mind trick you need. Product Specifications WARNING: Contains Sharp Point. Not intended for Children under 4 years of age A pen for a more civilized era Available in red, blue, and green Comes in a tin collector's box to protect it (since it's lucky!) NOTE: Luckiness of pen may vary. Do not contact ThinkGeek regarding failed tests.
$32.98 $49.99 (- 34%)
BuySeasons Star Wars Clone Wars Ahsoka Lightsaber - 1 ea
Includes: Lightsaber. Material: 100% Plastic Wipe Clean w Damp Cloth. This is an officially licensed Star Wars accessory.
Magic Wand - Programmable TV Remote
You know you have always wanted to be a wizard. But not one of those swish and flick wizards from the movies. You want to be the Dungeons & Dragons wizard - the party's controller. See that word there? CONTROLLER. It means you control the battlefield; you control everything! Sure, you're squishy and sometimes there's collateral damage when you let out a blast, but it's all in a day's work...
Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat
You are sound asleep when suddenly a piercing noise jolts you out of bed. You slowly slink to the bathroom and flip on the lights. Your eyes are assaulted with the goriest of sights - a shower curtain smeared with bloody hand prints and a bath mat stained with bloody footprints. Your heart is now racing; there's no way you're going back to sleep now. Which is perfect because the piercing noise was your alarm clock, the gory sight was your new Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat, you're now fully awake, and it's time to get ready for work. Of course the Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat are completely practical - you can use them to keep the water in your shower and rub your toesies on when you are done. But that's not why you want them. You want them for the thrill, for the little jolt down your spine every time you turn on the lights. But even that's not the real reason you want them. You want a Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat so that your mom will just shake her head and wonder what she did wrong when she sees them on her next visit. And if she doesn't - if she doesn't think anything is wrong and just goes to clean up the "blood" on your Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat as if she's done it before - well then that's really scary.
Soft Kitty Fitted Ladies' Tee - Ice Grey, S
We don't always agree with her perspective, but Sheldon's mother certainly knows how to manage Sheldon. She's got years of experience (even if slightly abbreviated since Sheldon went to college at 11) in handling his quirky personality. Genetically, she may have given Sheldon his eyes and knees, but the far more significant gift arrived not via DNA but sound waves. That's right. We're talking about "Soft Kitty," everybody's favorite contagious lullaby. (See what we did there?) Sing it with us...
Montra Indoor Tabletop Fountain in Wood Grain
LO4979: Features: -Tabletop fountain.-Indoor tabletop fountain with relaxing Asian design.-On/Off line switch for easy operation.-Pebbles gently sway from overhead arch. Dimensions: -Overall dimensions: 22.75'' H x 12'' W x 7'' D.
Ultimate 5-in-1 Geek Pen
Sometimes a gadget passes our desks that makes even the most cynical simian here giggle with delight. The Ultimate 5-in-1 Geek Pen is such a gadget. Why? Because there is a simple formula that says gadget enjoyment increases in direct proportion with the number of things said gadget has crammed in it. In simple terms: the more it do, the more we like it. And this Geek Pen does it all. This high tech gadget has enough bells and whistles to make most geeks drool...
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Mo-Tool Wood Inlay Axe
We got 99 problems, but a tool ain't one. For starters, there are certain people in our survival party that will not shut up. Seriously, one of these days we're gonna get ambushed by walkers because someone needed to express how much their feet hurt from walking. Boo. Hoo. We've got miles to cover if we're going to get to the Safe Zone. Also, there's a curious munching sound coming from the back of our party which may possibly be Mindel eating all our rations. The Mo-Tool Axe is quite possibly the handsomest multitool in your zombie survival arsenal. It's an axe, hammer, wrench, knife, can opener, wire cutter, file, and pliers all in one. There's even a handsome handcrafted red oak handle that'll look even better with the blood of a few zombies rubbed into it. Until the zombies come, we'll be hanging this bad boy from our belts for all our summer camping trips. Product Specifications Handsome and useful zombie survival multi-tool Includes: Axe Hammer Wrench Straight knife Serrated knife Saw Flat head screwdriver Phillips screwdriver Can opener Pliers Wire cutter File Handcrafted red oak handle Comes in a belt pouch for easy carrying
$29.99 $49.99 (- 40%)
Staple Free Stapler
Staples have become a scourge to the office environment. Those shiny metal wires have jammed in thumbs, caught on sweaters, and torn papers. The horrors are just too numerous to mention. Recently, at ThinkGeek World Domination Headquarters, an entire afternoon was spent watching a government mandated corporate safety video that showed, in excruciating slo-motion Tarantinoesque detail, just how terrible accidents with staples can be. ThinkGeek employees, however, rolled their eyes... for they had converted to an entirely staple free environment. We found in our travels a device that staples papers together - without staples! Oh, we're not crazy, this thing is real. This handy (and might we add - environmentally friendly) device cuts a tiny flap in the corner of your paper, and folds it in on itself, tucked in a tiny paper pocket. Sleek and small, the Staple Free Stapler can clip together up to five sheets with ease.