Zombie Glass Decanter
We've always been perplexed by the expression, "Pour me a stiff one." Sure, the word stiff can mean potent or strong, which certainly describes hard liquor, but to us, stiff connotes things like death or at least the middle school sleepover game, Light As a Feather, Stiff As A Board. (Did you know that game has been played by kiddos since the 17th century? We found an account in the diary of our peep, Samuel Pepys!) Since we're not fans of death, but rather undeath, why don't you use this Zombie Decanter to pour us an undead one? After all, in slightly-more-than-moderate amounts, alcohol serves to dull our senses, slur our speech, and makes us stumble around, much like our zombie friends. This vessel closes with a cork stopper and will hold approximately 27 ounces of your favorite stupefying liquid. Just remember, you'll never survive the apocalypse if you're drunk, so drink responsibly, will ya? We need you on our survival team. Product Specifications Glass decanter in the shape of a zombie head Features sagging skin, exposed brains, and bad teeth Closes with a cork stopper (included) Fill it with 27 ounces of your favorite beverage Drink responsibly - we need you on our zombie survival team
Brain Freeze Ice Cube Molds
"Basically, there are two ways we can approach how awesome these brain-shaped ice-cubes are: 1 - we can take the obvious zombie angle. Naturally, Zombies are (were) people, too, and when they're done with a long day at the office, tearing the gizzards out of Phil in Accounting, there's nothing they prefer more than to kick back with a high-ball of their favorite adult beverage, and ruminate on the day's activity... 2 - we can make reference to the well-known-but-oft-misunderstood ""Brain Freeze"" phenomenon made famous by Slurpee / Slushee / Squishee aficionados world-wide. You know - the pain you get when you drink a beverage (usually of the not-quite-frozen-yet-still-below-zero variety), and a pain shoots from your sinus cavity into your brain like icy daggers... yeah, we could definitely do that. But we're opting for a third approach to marketing these little silicon trays. This third option completely outstrips the zombie angle and the brain-freeze angle and leaves them in their metaphorical dust. You ready? Buy these Brain-Freeze Ice Cube Molds. They're friggin' awesome. What do you mean, ""I'm fired?"""