Lies They Teach in School
"So, you graduated top of your class. Well, good for you. No seriously, we're quite proud of you. But did you know that many things taught as ""facts"" in school are nothing but a pack of filthy lies? It's true. LIES!! Well, time to set your brain and education straight with Lies They Teach in School. You'll learn the truth behind many lies, such as: The United States did not vote for independence on July fourth. French fries did not originate in France. Cleopatra was not Egyptian. Charles Darwin didn't coin the phrase ""survival of the fittest."" And oh so much more! But it's not our teachers' faults. History is often written by the victors and also, like a time travelling game of telephone, it gets distorted as it's told and retold. Lies They Teach in School explore those things we accept as history that either never happened or didn't happen the way we were told they did. Such items are taught in schools. But they are wrong. Touching on a number of topics (including history, current events, government, sports, geography, and popular culture), Lies They Teach in School exposes errors that have been perpetuated for far too long. It will certainly start a number of arguments, and settle a few others."
How to Traumatize Your Children
It seems that everywhere you look there is a so-called expert telling you that everything you're doing is wrong and that clearly, your children will grow up to be disease-ridden, moronic hooligans. This book is here to change all of that. We prefer to call it Self-Hurt rather than Self-Help because you really probably shouldn't do anything advised in its 144 pages. How To Traumatize Your Children teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental and emotional damage.
Origami Sticky Notes
Origami is a Japanese art which is practiced to create a representation of an object using paper folding and crease patterns typically without using glue or cutting the paper. Now you can practice origami in the office and make use of all the old sticky notes you have plastered to your desk. These Origami Sticky Notes provide something fun for those dull moments at the office. You can now re-cycle your old sticky notes and turn them in to paper 3-D models...
Chihuahua-opoly Board Game, Ages 8+, 1 ea
Small, intelligent, sassy meet the chihuahua!the smallest breed of dog, the chihuahua, is named after the state of chihuahua in mexico. Their history is shrouded in mystery but some believe they originated from the fennec fox, a very small animal with big eyes and ears, which could explain the tiny frame, colossal eyes and ample ears of today s breed. Graceful and alert with a saucy expression; chihuahuas are highly intelligent, courageous, extremely lively, proud and adventurous. The chihuahua is a wonderful little dog but don t underestimate them based on size!increase your rent by buying toys for your dogs and upgrading them to big bones. Sounds easy enough until you get fleas, have an accident on the carpet, or worse yet, get sent to the kennel! So grab your token and advance to go chihuahuas! Who knows! You may soon be best in show... Or marching in the dog parade! Whatever happe
Chihuahuas are Proof Dog Floor Mat, Multicolor
Chihuahuas Are Proof. andChihuahuagraphics provideadorable appeal. Low profile works well near opened doorways. Cushioned design pampers your feet. Nonskid backing prevents themat from sliding on smooth surfaces. Durable construction withstands wear and tear. Details: Online exclusive 17" x 27 1/2 Nonskid backing Neoprene Hand wash Attention: All rug sizes are approximate and should measure within 2-6 inches of stated size. Pattern may also vary slightly. Imported Size: 17X27.5. Color: Multicolor. Material: Synthetic.
World's Largest Coffee Cup
"Sometimes it takes one cup of coffee to start our engines in the morning. Some days are two cuppers. And then there are days like today when it feels like only straight up electricity could perk us up. Today is a 20 cup day. But we're too tired to get up and down and get 20 cups throughout the morning. Good thing we have the World's Largest Coffee Cup. It's 20 regular cups of coffee in one giant, massive, awe-inspiring cup! Each World's Largest Coffee Cup weighs a little over 10 lbs. It weighs a little over 10 lbs. empty, that is. This means not only will you be getting waaay too much coffee with one cup, but you'll also be getting some arm exercise. But do you really need your own World's Largest Coffee Cup you are wondering? Well, you don't want someone else in the office to get it first do you? Yeah, we're just looking out for you, is all. You're welcome. Please note: No puppies were given coffee for these photos. Whimsy was staring at some treats. We just thought it would be cute. So there. World's Largest Coffee Cup A giant among beverage containers. Holds up to 20 normal cups of coffee . . . or some soup . . . or a small chicken. Made of porcelain - hand wash recommended. Weight: 10.3 lbs (empty). Dimensions: 10"" diameter x 6.5"" tall."
We're All Mad Here Babydoll
"Destination: Tea Party Calculating route. Turn left. Travel 200 meters. Arrive at waypoint, Cheshire Cat, on right. Recalculating route. Continue another 100 meters. Take exit on left toward March Hare's house. You have arrived at your destination, a large arm-chair at one end of a table set out under a tree in front of the house. Tenniel's engraving of Alice peering up at the disappearing Cheshire Cat printed in yellow, black, and a very Alice blue with the words ""We're all mad here."" on a purple babydoll (fitted) t-shirt. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. Also, you want to tumble dry this on LOW. Hot will make it shrink. S M L XL Chest 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. 36 in. Front Length 24 in. 25 in. 26 in. 27 in."
Big Bang Theory Trivia Game
"Penny: Wow, Sheldon, I cannot believe you made up your own game. Sheldon: Oh, Research Lab is more than just a game. It's like the slogan says, the physics is theoretical, but the fun is real. We have excellent news. Sheldon did not design this game, so you won't need a Ph.D to win. You will, however, need to brush up your Big Bang Theory knowledge, so you'd better plan a marathon of DVD-watching to prepare. Warm up your Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock hand, because you're going to need that, too! The Big Bang Theory Fact or Fiction Trivia Game features questions from the hit TV sitcom about everyone's favorite theoretical physicists and their friends. Play with 2-8 individuals or in a party situation, play as teams. In order to win, you may have to sing Soft Kitty, win at RPSLS, or know how to make vegan chicken & rice. Bazinga! Product Specifications For Ages 12 Years and Up Prove that you know it all about The Big Bang Theory Trivia board game featuring questions from the hit TV sitcom For 2-8 players Includes: Fact Cards, Fiction cards, Character Cards, Game board, 8 Playing Pieces, Die, Pad of Paper, and Comprehensive instruction manual. Dimensions: 10.5"" x 10.5"" x 2.8"""
My Little Pony Mimobot Thumb Drives
One of the complaints we've heard about My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is that the ponies are a distorted and unreasonable shape. For the folks who grew up with the pony crowd in the 80s, it was a little jarring to see the re-envisioning of our childhood franchise. Some of us embraced it, some didn't. We think the storylines and characters make up for any body image issues! If you want an even more distorted version of a pony, grab yourself one of these officially licensed My Little Pony Mimobot Thumb Drives. Each one holds 8GB of your essential files and can be carried around wherever you need a bit of magic. Product Specifications Mimobot Thumb Drives + My Little Pony = storage magic USB thumb drives that are both cute and useful Pop off their head and insert into your computer Officially licensed MLP:FIM collectible Choose: Rarity or Twilight Sparkle Capacity: 8GB
Flash Glam FX Nail Polish
"You may have noticed we're expanding our line of items for geek ladies. How do we do it? We go with the things that the lady monkeys of ThinkGeek love. Since we have some lacqueristas, they've been leading the way on choosing collections that we hope you like, too. We knew the ORLY folks were ""our people"" when they named some of the colors of the Flash Glam FX line... ""Cupcakes and Unicorns""? Yeah, one of us. (ONE OF US.) Flash Glam FX:Prepare to send shimmer through the stratosphere because bling just went overboard. Introducing Flash Glam FX, the new full spectrum sparkle collection from ORLY. Impossibly prismatic lacquers. High-intensity holographs. Hyper-reflective glitters in every color of the rainbow. Multi-dimensional particles for a fierce 3D effect. Here are our favorites from the Flash Glam collection: Atomic Splash: Gunmetal glitter. Understated on grays or blacks, but really pops over lighter colors. Sunglasses At Night: Very sheer blue base with navy blue holographic bar glitter. Spazmatic: Clear base with large electric blue hex glitter and blue shimmer. Really pops over black. Holy Holo!: Silver holographic glitter. Can't choose? Pick Holy Holo! It's a great all-purpose glitter that looks awesome over just about anything. Be Brave: Very sheer pink base with purple holographic bar glitter. Girly over other pinks and purples, party time fun over black! Monster Mash: Lime green holographic glitter (hexes, small bars, tiny glitter). Looks awesome over other greens. Right Amount of Evil: Orange jelly base with golden holographic glitter. Perfect over oranges, reds, and of course, black. Cupcakes & Unicorns: Pink shimmer with red bar glitter. Looks great over black. Can't Be Tamed: Clear base with purple and gunmetal glitter. We love this over dark purple. It's a Meteor: Clear base with gold, silver, and red glitter. This one's fun because the glitter is in all different shapes (except bar). R.I.P.: Sheer black jelly base with medium hexes and glitter in orange. Can be layered over black or worn solo. Watch It Glitter: Clear base with bronze/copper glitter in various sizes & shapes. Which glitter is your favorite? Tell us your experiences with these lacquers in the comments below! Product Specifications Glittery nail lacquers from ORLY (RLY!) Designed for layering over a solid base color Award-winning Gripper Cap makes ORLY polishes easy to apply ORLY lacquers are free of DBP, formaldehyde, and toluene Tips for glitter polishes: Work in extremely thin layers: One of base coat, one of color, 1-2 of glitter, then a top coat. Some top coats cause shrinkage, so if yours is doing wacky things to your glitter, try a different brand. Easy removal tip: Paint over your glittered nails with a polish you hate. Let it go a little tacky, then wipe it off. The glitter will peel off with it! Each bottle contains 0.6 ounces of glitteriffic nail lacquer"
DC Comics MimoMicro USB Drive & Reader
"The key to being an effective superhero or heroine is to be there when people need you. When trouble is afoot, you're there. When it seems everything is going to hell, you're there. Not only are you there, you're wearing a super awesome outfit and wielding some handy weaponry or tools to get the job done right. We wished for a superhero to help us quickly move files from device to device... and MimoMicro swooped in! Move your files from mobile device to computer with ease with the MimoMicro USB Drive and Reader. These tiny heroes are less than two inches tall, but are super-powered on the inside. Pull your microSD card from your cell phone, pop it into your MimoMicro, flip out the USB port and it's ready to transfer your files to your computer. There's even a keychain attachment so you can keep your MimoMicro by your side at all times. Product Specifications Move your files from mobile device to computer with ease MicroSD USB card reader hidden inside a DC comics hero Compatibility: microSD, microSDHC, microSDXC memory cards Note: MimoMicro does not come with a microSD card. You must provide your own. Flip out USB port with LED light (so you know it's working!) High speed USB 2.0 interface Mac/PC friendly Keychain included so you can take it wherever you go Dimensions: 1.75"" tall x 1"" wide"
If you're like most geeks, your work environment can be a depressing and sterile place. Designed to crush your soul to squeeze the last few ergs of energy out of each and every wageslave, grey walls, grey carpeting, and anemic flickering fluorescent lighting all combine into something truly evil. Unfortunately, you've got bills to pay, so you punch in every morning and punch out every night feeling a little more dead with each passing day...
Disney Collection Jasmine One Is Never Enough Nail Set
A six-piece set of miniature nail lacquers in brilliant jewel tones fit for a princess. Explore your options with this set of radiant, classically elegant nail polishes inspired by the beautiful Princess Jasmine. From ripe, rich berry to soft lilac and glittery orange, paint your tips however you wish again and again. This set contains: 6 x 0.125 oz nail polish in: - Berry Tale Romance (dark berry) - Your Wish Is My Command (lilac) - Fit For Royalty (p earlized purple) - Dream Princess (clear with light sparkles) - All That Jasmine (light turquoise) - Aladdin's Girl (pearlized, glittery dark orange) “Wish for more wishes.” Sephora is the exclusive beauty retailer for this product.