I'm not insane; my mother had me tested. T-Shirt - Black, XXXL
An officially-licensed Big Bang Theory design exclusive to ThinkGeek. You guys have been asking for this phrase on a shirt forever. And the folks who have the license (hi, Chris!) had one, but it had Sheldon's face plastered on it. And we didn't want Sheldon's face plastered on it. We already know it's a Sheldon quote. Everybody seeing us wearing it should know that, too. Well, anybody worthwhile...
Cry havoc and let loose the pranks of war in your office with our Prank Bundle. Let us help you in your mischief making! The bundle includes the ThinkGeek Annoy-a-tron, Eviltron, and Phantom Keystroker.
Star Wars Chewbacca Messenger Bag
There are many things you should know about having a Wookiee as a friend. For starters, always, always, always let the Wookiee win. Put aside your pride. Take the fall in all games. Let him get into the bathroom first after a long road space trip. Let him get the girl. It'll be easier to pilot your ship if you retain all your limbs. Secondly, never under any circumstances refer to his messenger bag as a man purse. It's not his fault that all man-made bags are so puny...
Darth Vader and Son
What if Darth Vader took an active role in raising his son? What if "I am your father, " was just a stern admonishment from an annoyed dad? In this hilarious and sweet comic reimagining of Star Wars, Darth Vader is a dad like any other - except with all the baggage of being the Dark Lord of the Sith. Darth Vader and Son presents the trials and joys of parenting through the lens of a galaxy far, far away. Each lovingly-drawn comic is chock full of enduring life lessons including lightsaber practice, using the Force to raid the cookie jar, Take Your Child to Work Day on the Death Star ("Er, he looks just like you, Lord Vader!"), and the special bond shared between any father and son. And did we mention force tickling? Darth Vader and Son is full of force tickling. It's the perfect book for any Jedi/Padawan, Sith Master/Apprentice, and Father/Son team out there. Darth Vader and Son - grow closer to your spawn . . . with the power of the Force.
Star Wars Stormtrooper Bathrobe
It's a rough life being a Stormtrooper. You're constantly being ordered around by your superiors. You're at risk of being Force-choked by Darth Vader at any moment. Despite all the blaster training, you can't hit the broad side of a Hutt at point blank range. But the worst part? You're always surrounded by other Stormtroopers. A little privacy would be nice! On a rare day off, we imagine a Stormtrooper would enjoy some precious alone time. A day without armor? Heck yes. Hang that stuff up in the closet, scrub off in the shower, and then spend the day lounging in this comfy bathrobe. This one looks just like a Stormtrooper uniform, except it's soft and cozy instead of hard and uncomfortable. There are even pockets in the front! Pockets! What will you stow inside them? A blaster? A TV remote? A tiny calendar where you mark off the days until you can escape the Death Star for R&R? Product Specifications Warm and soft robe lets you relax in style Officially licensed Lucasfilm collectible White, gray, and black design looks like Stormtrooper armor Front pockets for storing your lazy day items Dimensions: Length: 49 inches Waist: Up to 50 inches Sleeves: 34 inches Material: 100% cotton Machine Washable: Wash separately in cold water, tumble dry low.
Yoda Plush Backpack
Ever since its release in 1980, The Empire Strikes Back has fueled the dreams of geeks across the world. Considered by many to be the best of the Star Wars saga, it was the first film where we really learned what it took to be a Jedi. Sure Obi Wan taught us a little in A New Hope, but it wasn't until we met Yoda that we truly realized how powerful the Force was and how hard it was to master. Yoda was the pinnacle of what a Jedi should be: mighty and humble, wise and peaceful...
Star Wars Severed Wampa Arm Ice Scraper
""The kid ran into something, and it wasn't just the cold." - Han Solo When a Jedi kills a Wampa, he or she is always sure to make good use of its entire body. The meat of an adult Wampa can feed a family of six for an entire Winter. Wampa is the fruit of the blizzard. You can BBQ it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There's Wampa kabobs, Wampa creole, Wampa gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried..."
Like/Dislike Stamp Set
"History Time: The thumbs up/thumbs down gesture for approval/distaste (and which gesture means which) comes from Ancient Roman times - specifically, instructions to the gladiator on whether or not to spare his opponent. But here's the thing: the Latin term for this is Pollice verso, which translates to ""turned thumb."" If you consult the writings of old dead Roman people, you'll find even they contradict each other on which one is really approval and which is distaste. But, who cares: we of the present have decreed thumbs up to be good and thumbs down to be bad. And that's the model that the Like/Dislike Stamp Set perpetuates. Each Like/Dislike Stamp Set comes with two, self-inking stamps (that's why we call it a set). Use the Like stamp for things you like and the Dislike stamps for things you don't like. For instance: we like origami - so though we will probably crush the little paper swan, we're gonna stamp it with the Like stamp. We don't like TPS reports, so we'll save the Dislike stamp for that. And why did we provide these further instructions and examples for such a straight forward product? Simple: to fill up space. YAY. Get your Like/Dislike Stamp Set today, and ink up your future with your opinion tomorrow. Like/Dislike Stamp Set Set of two stamps - for every occasion. Self-inking, for your convenience. Set includes one of each stamp. Dimensions: 3"" x 1.25"" x 2.5"""