Rad Mirror Compact
A high polish mirror compact featuring a lacquered cover with a ''rad'' heart graphic. Kiss-lock closure. Includes one magnifying side and one classic side. Textured bottom. Painted finish. Lightweight. DETAILS:3'' approx. diameterImported
F*ck Your Swagg 3" Pin
Yeah, "f*ck your swagg." Big time. 3" diameter Imported
8-Bit Hair Bow by ThinkGeek
You were a gamer before they made pink controllers. Heck, you were a gamer before there were female characters. When it was revealed that Samus Aran was a girl, you cheered while your brother stared slack-jawed at the screen. If you do play a female character in a game it's because you like her moves, not because she's the only female option... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
Hidden Wall Safe
The Hidden Wall Safe is handy because most burglars spend less than six minutes inside a victim's home and only have time to check the most obvious places for valuables. These unique wall safes allow you to hide valuables inside one of many identical looking wall outlets you already have in your home, the last place someone is likely to look. According to the Chicago Police these units are better than a locked safe and a hundred times cheaper. Worried about the outlet cover not matching your other outlets? No sweat, you can interchange any standard plug cover for this one to match your other plugs.
Mechanical Kitty Coin Bank
Kittehs, they're devious. They have been plotting ways to get a cheezburger and since stealing one at the 4th of July party didn't work, they've come up with a new plan. Kittehs know geeks have money. They also know geeks love kittehs, especially kittehs that pop out of boxes. (The YouTubes, they've been studying them!) Thus goes the Kitteh Gets Cheezburger Master Plan. Kitteh will hide in a box. When dumb hooman puts a coin on the fishy food bowl on top of the box, kitteh will pop out, snatch coin, go back into box, meow cute-liek, count money silently. As hooman cannot resist the feedback, hooman will put coin after coin on the food bowl to watch the kitteh pop out and snatch it. Eventually, enough coin for cheezburger will be achieved. Win! Product Features Adorable mechanical kitty coin bank Put the coin in kitty's food bowl and it'll pop out of the box to steal it Kitty meows to thank you after it's stolen your money Dimensions: 11.5cm (H) x 12cm (W) x 10cm (D) Requires 2 AA batteries (not included) This is not a Japanese version as shown in the video below. The images are correct. Unless you are lucky enough to get some of the old stock with the Japanese version.
Camera Lens Mug
Your photographer friends will gasp in horror when they catch sight of this quirky Camera Lens Mug. At first glance it might seem that you've ripped apart a perfectly good telephoto lens, then filled it with your hot beverage of choice. Of course this type of heinous disregard for expensive photography equipment would be sacrilege... to a cup of good coffee. Luckily the Camera Lens Mug is decidedly cheaper than a real camera lens and is washable to boot...
MP3 Retro Speaker Amp
"These days, most speakers that are sold as ""MP3 speakers"" are pitiful and anemic little things, shaped like bubbles and sounding like, well... sounding like crap, frankly. Buzzy, tinny and no bass response. Sad and pathetic, but what's a proper rocking geek god supposed to do to entertain his entourage with the latest nerdcore or arpeggiated moogsynth jams? What you need is an old-school retro guitar-amp, zapped with a shrink ray, but still capable of cranking to eleven, and blasting your ears with 5W of power! If only somebody made such a thing! If only... Hey, look! ThinkGeek's got 'em! Yay! This little amp is perfectly sized for portable rock. Maybe you won't be able to plug in your favorite Gibson or Fender or Rickenbacker, but you can plug in your iPod, iPhone, Zune or Zen. Really, anything that can send sound down a 3.5"" mini-jack will do just fine. Powered by 3 AAA batteries (not included) or by your computer's USB port, it pumps out plenty of sound out of that little body. So before you try and overdrive your tiny headphones in an effort to let your friends hear your songs, maybe you should plug in your amplifier, and get with the proper rocking."
Regular Show Mustache Cash Stash Rubber Bracelet
BOGO $1 - USE CODE SCHOOL; Mustache Cash Stash = best band name ever!; 1" wide; Imported; Product Notice; FINAL SALE. NO RETURNS OR EXCHANGES
There are a lot of manuals for employees of Aperture Laboratories. But you don't necessarily have to read them. Being honest here. We used to hire smarter folks, but our death turnover rate is so high that we've had to lower our standards to the less-than-literate. But here's your Employee Manual and the various books on radiation poisoning that the government requires us to give all new hires. But really, don't bother reading them. It's not necessary to do your job...
The Hobbit: Thorin's Key Necklace
Many of us were "latchkey kids" growing up, wearing our house key on a string around our neck so we wouldn't lose it on the playground. Then we'd have full run of the house for a couple hours before our parents got home. It was quite the responsibility, but not quite the weight of Thorin's Key! Thorin's Key, passed down to him by his grandfather, opened the secret side door of Lonely Mountain...
Unikeys Unicorn Key Caps
Unicorns have power - magic sparkly power! Their horns can be used to allow eternal darkness to reign in the form of Tim Curry. The tail hair is oft used in wand cores, and the dust filed from the horn can cure any disease when mixed into a potion. Handy! What is not as well known is, the Unicorn horn can also unlock any lock! It's true! Simply place one of your keys into the special silicon Unikey Unicorn Key Caps and watch the magic happen! Insert your Unicorn horn into your house door, and watch the bolt slide away! Warning! The use of Unicorn Horn is strictly regulated by the United States Department of Magic. The USDoM and the foreign signatories of the International Regulation of Magical Creatures Treaty of 1431 strictly regulate the usage of Unicorn and Unicorn related products. Any misuse of Unicorn Horn can result in stiff penalties including, but not limited to, shunning, loud 'tut's, and a firm talking-to.
Pivot Power Mini - Wall Plug/USB Combo
We assume that the homebuilders of the current age are adapting their designs to work better with our modern, electronics-fueled lives. But unfortunately, most of our abodes were built in the days of yore, when the idea of having to plug in more than a lamp and an alarm clock by your bed was just ludicrous. You only need the one phone that hangs in the kitchen, duh! Pivot Power Mini is a bedside champion for home and travel. Plug it into any outlet and it will instantly provide you with two standard outlets, arranged so you can plug in even the most bulky of adapters, and two USB ports. Now you can have a lamp, and alarm clock, your phone, and your tablet handy by your bedside, getting all nice and charged. It's also a must-have for hotel rooms when there are never, ever enough outlets. Pivot Power Mini even folds up to fit easily in your suitcase or laptop bag. Product Specifications Turn an outlet for two things into an outlet for four! Plugs into a standard electrical outlet Provides 2 standard plugs (arranged to handle even big adapters) Also provides 2 USB ports to charge up devices Perfect for your bedside charging needs A must-have for travel (especially for conventions) Folds up to fit easily in a suitcase or laptop bag
USB Toaster Hub and Thumbdrives
"Some have said, if toast is so good, why don't they just leave the bread in the oven longer and make the whole loaf toasty? Those people are morons. The initial premise is sound - indeed, toast is scrumptious. The flaw lies in the second part of the statement. You can't just leave the bread in the oven longer for delicious toast. You'd just end up with overcooked bread. It's hard to blame them for their silliness - toast can lead some to irrationality. Which probably explains the overly loud SQUEE we emitted when we first saw these little gadgets! Four little USB thumbdrives shaped like teeny anthropomorphized pieces of toast. And, what better place to put your little USB toast than a USB Hub shaped like a toaster? The drives themselves come in four varieties. From lightest color to darkest, there's Tato, Butta, Ry Ry, and Crisp! The hub is silver with four slots for your favorite 4 pieces of memorytoast. You can, of course, insert your own thumbdrive, but where's the fun in that? They've also thrown in an SD Card slot, so your new shiny hub can perform double-duty as a card reader! Features and Specs USB 2.0 thumb drives and hub Thumb drivesCapacity: 4GColors: White (Tato), Yellow (Butta), Tan (Ry Ry), and Brown (Crisp)Size: 1.5"" x 1.25"" x 0.75"" USB Hub4 USB 2.0 portsSpeed: Up to 480mbpsIncluded 1 meter long USB CableIncluded SD Card ReaderColor: Silver"
Artisan Embrace Gemstone Necklace
artisan embrace gemstone necklace: With a background in reproducing Faberge Egg designs for the Metropolitan Museum of Art, jewelry designers Misha of NY deliver that same handcrafted care with this exclusive collection. Whether you choose green amethyst or blue topaz, the large gemstone rests cradled in delicate, 14k-gold fill wire intricately wrapped by hand for an unmistakable look. Exclusively from RedEnvelope.
Hello Kitty Bling Lanyard
This sateen lanyard features a large enameled Hello Kitty face adorned with red rhinestones. 36" long strap Imported
Pac-Man Pint Glass 2-Pack
Ever have a house guest that you regretted inviting over? For us, that guest was Pac-Man. For starters, he insisted only showing up after dark. Then, after we went to bed, we heard him stalking the halls all night. Not sure if he was sleepwalking or what, but he sure was noisy! The next morning, he was nowhere to be found. Oh, and all our food was gone. And our chinchilla. WTF, dude? At least ol' Pac left our glassware alone. He must get all the liquid he needs from the things he eats. If you need some sweet, arcade-inspired glassware, wokka-wokka yourself right to the BUY NOW button and these can be yours. Product Specifications Set of 2 pint glasses featuring Pac-Man Classy black with brightly colored creatures One glass features a Pac-Man level, the other is more of a fun design Love your glasses: hand wash for longest artwork life
Hello Kitty Bow Compact Mirror Cheetah
A compact mirror in the shape of Hello Kitty's beloved bow. Hello Kitty proves she is anything but tame with this wild collection of fierce favorites. Take this iconic bow-shaped mirror with you everywhere and add a bit of exotic flair to all of your on-the-go touch-ups.
Swarovski Swarovski USB Crystalline Memory Stick, Vintage Rose
Save your files and photos in style with this slender and elegant 4 GB USB key! It features 140 Vintage Rose crystals with pink lacquering and silver-tone metal details. The memory stick makes a perfect gift, especially when combined with a Crystalline ballpoint pen! Dimensions: Size: 2 3/4 x 11/16 x 5/16 inches in x in
Styled like it’s straight out of the Cunningham's kitchen, this classic-looking machine will let you churn out fruity slushies, iced coffees, or chilled cocktails to your heart’s content. Happy days!
Camera Lens Mug
Designed to look (and feel) just like a regular camera lens, this detailed mug is perfect for bringing the world into focus first thing in the morning.
ASOS Moustache Face Watch - Brown
Watch by ASOS. - Round dial and casing - Dashed numerical indexes - Moustache design to face - Leather look strap ABOUT ASOS BRAND Designed in-house in our London studio by our dedicated menswear team, ASOS offer a range of men's clothing designed and created exclusively for ASOS. ABOUT ME Main: 100% Alloy Strap: 30% Nylon, 70% Polyurethane Back: 100% Stainless steel LOOK AFTER ME Avoid contact with liquids Product Code: 261230
Swashbuckling BBQ Sword
For millions of years, humans have gathered around the fire to keep warm. One enterprising early hominid stored his haunch of wildebeest too close to the flames, and came away with an unexpectedly juicy and delicious roast 'beest. In subsequent attempts to replicate this magic "cooking" process, however, those cavemen tried holding the meat over the fire with their hands. Several debilitating burns later, they learned to hold the meat over the flames with green sticks...
Freeloader Pico Solar Charger
Being a monkey, Timmy the ThinkGeek monkey is all too familiar with life in the wilderness, swinging from trees, flinging poo on unsuspecting ground-dwellers, eating bananas. But things have changed. Back in the day, you had to write a message on a leaf and send it from monkey to monkey across the jungle. Today, there are smartphones and netbooks and laptops - oh my! And do you know what? There's nowhere to charge your electronics in the woods. That's right - in the wilderness, there's nobody to hear your low battery beep. Enter a life-changing device for the electronics-savvy yet outdoorsy monkey like yourself - the Freeloader Pico, a compact and lightweight solar charger that will charge up your most vital electronic devices while you're far away from an outlet. That's right, you can freeload off the Sun! The premium quality crystalline solar cells will soak in the Sun's rays by day, and when night falls, you can plug your phone or GPS into the Freeloader Pico and charge it up in just a half hour! When you trek through the wilderness, do it with peace of mind knowing your vital devices will stay charged in case of emergency.
Naruto Blind Box Figures
"Growing up and earning respect is hard for everyone, even ninja. Whether you're striking out on your own or learning to be a leader where you are, there are many tough choices to be made. And don't even get us started on what happens if you happen to have a hateful fox demon sealed inside you! When you're Uzumaki Naruto, greatness is your legacy, you fight your demons every day, and no one forgets your name. Collect your favorite Naruto Shippuden characters in miniature form with these ""Mininjas."" Each PVC figurine is about three inches tall and ready for ninja adventures. These are blind box figures, so like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get. Will it be Itachi, Sasuke, Shikamaru, or Naruto himself? Product Specifications Collect them all! Mininja figures of Naruto & friends Blind box figures: you never know what you're going to get Possible characters include: Itachi, Sasuke, Shikamaru, and Naruto Dimensions: Each figure is about 3"" tall. Blind Box FAQ You say these are ""Blind Boxed."" What does that mean? It means you can't choose which one of the assortment you receive. If you buy one or more units of this product you will get a random selection of the figures shown. What if I buy four? Will I get four different models? Maybe. Maybe not. It is unlikely, but all four may be the same. They are random. I want a specific one now! Why can't you dig around in a box somewhere, find the one I want and mail it to me? Two reasons: 1. Our Robotic Warehouse Monkeys don't have the ability to discern the difference between various mini figures. They use their mechanical claw hands to reach into a box and pull some items for your order. You get what you get. 2. The packaging on these toys makes it impossible from the outside to tell what figure they contain. We would have to open the sealed package and hunt for specific mini figures. This is not really feasible. Or a good idea. Plus, it lets us give you an awesome surprise, which we like doing."
SALON EFFECTS REAL NAIL POLISH STRIPS (LOVE ALWAYS) By SALLY HANSEN
SALON EFFECTS REAL NAIL POLISH STRIPS (LOVE ALWAYS) By SALLY HANSENGet salon-worthy nails in a flash with nail polish strips from Sally Hansen. Simply peel and press to get perfect nails without the hassle of using liquid nail polish. Sally knows nails are the best accessory. Now Sally makes it easy to get a salon effect any time any place. It wears like nail polish because it IS nail polish. No dry time so youcre ready to go.Application Tips:Because Salon Effects is made from real nail polish be sure to use all strips immediately upon opening otherwise they will dry out. Benefits:c Lasts up to 10 days c Removes easily with nail polish remover
Fireflies in My Room
"As wee geeks, we had stick-on, glow-in-the-dark stars in our bedrooms. They sounded really cool, but in reality, they never quite got charged up enough to glow very brightly. It was a bit let-down. Of course, technology has made things better for the wee geeks of the future, with the remote-controlled magic of LEDs. Now your wee geek can enjoy an enchanting show of glistening fireflies in their room! Install the seven fireflies on their seven leaves throughout the bedroom. Turn off the lights and click the remote control. Watch your glow-bug friends illuminate in an ever-changing pattern that will transform a mere bedroom into a magical place, suitable for a fairy tale prince or princess. Product Specifications For Ages 6 Years and Up (with adult assistance) WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD - Small parts. Not intended for children under 3 years of age. 7 light-up fireflies to make your room more magical Remote-controlled, illuminate in an ever-changing pattern Easy-to-mount, requires small screwdriver, drill, and 7/16"" drill bit Includes: 7 Fireflies 1 Center leaf 2 Side leaves 5 Hanging leaves 1 Mounting plate 1 Remote control 1 Foam tape Batteries: 3 AA batteries & 2 AAA batteries (not included) Product Dimensions: 14 x 14 x 13 inches"
Magic Wand - Programmable TV Remote
You know you have always wanted to be a wizard. But not one of those swish and flick wizards from the movies. You want to be the Dungeons & Dragons wizard - the party's controller. See that word there? CONTROLLER. It means you control the battlefield; you control everything! Sure, you're squishy and sometimes there's collateral damage when you let out a blast, but it's all in a day's work...
Organ Transport Lunch Cooler
Perhaps you've heard this story before? You spend the time to prepare an awesome lunch, and carry it with you to work only to find that, when the lunch whistle sounds, some filthy thief raided your tupperware and has stolen your juice-box. Sure, there are plenty of ways to combat the dreaded lunch thief. You can leave passive-aggressive notes, but those only get laughed at. You can resort to shelf-stable items that require no refrigeration, but they kinda suck...
Lil' Vampire Pacifier
When our copywriter monkey's brother was a baby, he had a biting problem. He just loved sinking his brand new teeth into anything and anyone available and he especially loved the tender flesh of the human neck. And so, geekling Brian went through life chomping on anyone who dared cuddle him. He would probably have escalated to vampirism if not for one angel of a woman at the grocery store. Mid-dairy-aisle, Brian sunk his razor sharp baby teeth into his mother's neck, causing her to cry out. The woman moved in with advice. "Bite him back," she said. Brian's mom looked skeptical. "Seriously," the woman said. "He won't learn unless you bite him back." Mom sunk her teeth into Brian's tender baby neck. He cried, he screamed, and he never bit anyone ever again. Do you have a noisy baby or one you feel may grow up to drink the blood of mortals? This pacifier is the way to go. It features luscious red lips and a full set of teeth including sharp canines for sucking the blood of the living. Our lawyers say we must tell you that ThinkGeek is not responsible if your geekling grows up to be one of the undead (but we are grateful because that means they can be one of our customers for centuries!).
Leopard fur headband
Perfect for colder days, this leopard print faux fur headband is a stylish head piece. Wear with a chunky knit and boots for a lovely winter look.66% Polyester, 34% Acrylic. Machine washable.
USB Thermoelectric Cooler & Warmer
The shared refrigerator in your office cools a lot of stuff. Food, science experiments once known as food, and your secret stash... of drinks. But you never want an entire case of soda at once. You just need one can. Plug in this small single-can beverage cooler/warmer into a USB port and keep a can on your desk for when you really need it. The LED Beverage Cooler is retro styled and has a small blue LED inside. So add a little style to your desk and keep your drink cold at the same time...
Eyn Case For Smartphones - iPhone 4/4S - Turquoise
While we could carry around our bug-out bag and be prepared for anything the world can throw at us at any moment, it's much more pleasant to travel light. We abandoned desktops for laptops, laptops for netbooks, and now netbooks for tablets. Why are you still carrying around a huge wallet when all you need is your ID and a couple cards? The Eyn Case for Smartphones simplifies your life by allowing you to carry your cash and up to three cards snuggled with your phone...
Pixel Heart Heat Changing Mug by ThinkGeek
We all like to sit around and complain that we need caffeine to take on the oh-so-hard task of sitting on our expanding backsides and typing for eight hours. "Oh no," we say. "Don't talk to me about that spreadsheet until I've had my 4-cup French press!" Do you know who thinks you should STFU? Mario. Link. Other heroes who are busting their tails in the wild to rescue princesses and save the world. Think of them next time you complain about being bored in a meeting... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.