Womens Lucky Charms Puking Shirt St Patricks Day T-Shirt For Women (White) XL
There is just one question have you tried a Crazy Dog T-shirt yet? Just Wait until you slip on one of these super soft tees. You'll instantly fall in love! Not only are they printed on super soft cotton but the tees fit great on too! Try one and you won't go anywhere else! With over 300 designs Crazy Dog is the online destination for your favorite tees! Other sizes available in our Ebay store. Remember you can save money on shipping by purchasing 2 or more t-shirts! We also have additional sizes in stock please message us and if it is not in our ebay store we will list it.
PAWS Spoof Tunic Tee
"""Overview:* Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...* Oversized blended cotton tee with a ferocious kitty graphic* Cut long and relaxed* Oversized fitMeasurements:* Model is 5'9""* Length: 26.5""l from shoulder to hemContent & Care:* Polyester, cotton* Machine wash* Printed in the USA,WHITE,L"""
DIY - I Love You Bean
People often talk about the "language of love" and the "hidden language and meaning of flowers and plants." Well the time has come to cram these two languages into one easy-to-grow, polyglot plant. We give you, the I Love You Bean. It's very simple to show folks you love them with this plant. Read on, and find out why. You see, the I Love You Bean is just about the best gift you can give someone...
Desktop Jellyfish Tank
Looking for a totally unique pet that will remind you to just keep swimming? How about a jellyfish you can keep on your desktop at work? We discovered this product when it was a top project on Kickstarter and won the Best Product award at the Global Pet Expo. It was just awesome enough for us to want several of our very own. We named them all Squishy, naturally...
Pink Gem Butterfly Cupcake Belly Ring
A butterfly on a cupcake belly ring, what could be Sweeter! 14 gauge prong set gem belly ring featuring a sweet cupcake charm with pink frosting and a cute pink butterfly.. Specifications: 14 Gauge (1.6mm), 3/8 (10mm), 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel, 5mm Ball. Pink Gem Butterfly Cupcake Belly Ring
Spice and entice in and out of the kitchen! No housewife will feel desperate with these glamour girl, vintage-inspired apron and matching glove sets. Gift-giving has never been more fun for hostess gifts, bridal showers, holidays or for simply indulging yourself. just because! Designed and produced exclusively by Carolyn West in Los Angeles, California, Carolyn's Kitchen aprons and glove sets are fun, sexy and all about feeling glamorous. Carolyn's apron and glove sets have been featured
Lc Lauren Conrad Lace Ruffle Tank
Look chic and stylish in this LC Lauren Conrad tank. Lace yoke offers romantic appeal, while tiered ruffles offer feminine charm. Pair this women's tank top with your favorite jeans for an always-in-fashion look.
DC Comics Batgirl Logo Pajama Set
Batgirl logo pajama set including a plum V-neck tee and navy blue drawstring pants. Tee: 60% cotton; 40% polyester Pants: 100% cotton Wash cold; dry low Imported
Petite Dot Party Apron in Navy
Spice and entice in and out of the kitchen! No housewife will feel desperate with these glamour girl, vintage-inspired apron and matching glove sets. Gift-giving has never been more fun for hostess gifts, bridal showers, holidays or for simply indulging yourself. just because! Designed and produced exclusively by Carolyn West in Los Angeles, California, Carolyn's Kitchen aprons and glove sets are fun, sexy and all about feeling glamorous. So whether you're a gourmet chef or can't boil a
Mini Business Card File Cabinet
You've collected hundreds of business cards since that last conference. Now, they're scattered between stacks on your desk, stuffed into files, mixed into papers, and wrinkling in your back pocket. That's hardly the way to maintain a proper business relationship. This little file cabinet looks like a shrunken version of the real thing, but holds up to five hundred business cards. Two drawers pull out, letting you shuffle through your entire collection...
Pac-Man Fleece Blanket
Deep in the bowels of a dark and forbidding maze, our intrepid hero steps carefully. His hunger gnaws at him in the omnipresent darkness. Every morsel of food he sees he greedily gobbles up, and yet each mere pellet can only just sustain him. He presses onward. The howling of the wind chills him to the bone, and reverberates through the blue black walls of the labyrinth like a warbling siren...
"Turning Triangles Terrarium,BLACK,ONE SIZE"
"Glass terrarium ready to fill with your favorite plants. Faceted with iron trim + latch door. Only at UO.Content + Care - Glass, iron - Wipe clean - ImportedSize- Width: 8"- Height: 7" ,BLACK,ONE SIZE"
Harry Potter Hogwarts Tee
Harry Potter Hogwarts Tee
Seed Bombs Throw and Grow Plants - Tasty Herbs
Real bombs are sad. Real bombs hurt. Real bombs are for making things break. Seed Bombs are happy. Seed Bombs heal. Seed Bombs are for making thing more beautiful. Seed Bombs are a simple way to add smiles to the face of the planet. We added a few more words to be more descriptive; we call them Seed Bombs Throw and Grow Plants, and you can learn more about them by reading the next chunk of words. Welcome to the next chunk of words...
The Amazing Desktop Dinosaur Plant
This one-of-a-kind plant has lived on the Earth for over 290 million years and has the ability to “come back to life” (much like the undead) over and over again for hundreds of years! Simply place this seemingly dead ball of foliage in water and within hours it transforms into a vibrant green blood-sucking evergreen. Ok, we are kidding about the blood-sucking part...
Coca-Cola Retro Vending Fridge, Red - CVF18
Coca-Cola Makes Good Things Taste Better! Coca Cola fans & collectors will love this 10 can capacity retro vending fridge. Color: Red.
Women's Marilyn Sugar n' Spice Apron
Flirty Aprons As Seen On The Bonnie Hunt Show Women can't get enough of this fun and flirty aprons. Theses aprons are perfect for cooking, cleaning, gardening or doing crafts. They are ideal for every woman who wants to look and feel beautiful while going about her day. This flirty apron is single-layered, features strong stitching and darling cut and it ties in the back. It is available in black/white polka-dot color option with a pink bow. The Candy Shop theme and three layers of ruffles make this apron cute and flattering. The Marilyn Aprons are fun and fashionable with classic prints, our Marilyn aprons have been a favorite of women of all ages. These single-layered aprons tie in the back and have a cute decorative pocket on the front right-hand side.
Original Rednek Wine Glass (2-Pack) with Redneck Drank Recipes & GoDpsWine Wine Cloth
Make all yer friends jealous with The Original RedNek Wine Glass. Perfect for tailgatin', shindigs, and weddin's. Use the lid so you don't spill yer drink...and to keep 'em flies out.
Inflatable Christmas Tree
The Holiday season is here again and it feels like it sneaks in faster than presents under your tree. You may not have all the time you wished you did. Time to pick a tree out from the store, find the perfect decorations for it, fill it's water bowl or groom it's plastic branches. Well, now it's a simple as breath of air. Pop open this festive can, pull out the deflated Tree inside and let 'er rip. When fully inflated place in the can as a base and you've got your perfect, glistening, Christmas Tree! Ornaments are not included but holiday cheer is completely free and in maximum abundance.
Lucky Penny Sucker
You're in Luck! There's a shiny, new Penny in your pocket and it's gonna taste oh so Lucky. It looks just like a real Penny, but it's bigger, on a stick and tastes like Root Beer not rusty copper. So whenever someone's in need of a some luck, a good laugh or some change Hand them a Lucky Penny Sucker and watch the tides change. There were once rumors of Pennies being revoked from U.S. currency but now we're sure they're never going away. Not when you can lick them for instant good Luck. I'm not exactly sure what Abraham Lincoln would think about us licking his likeness for luck but I'm sure he'd be more angry about the slew of recent movies based on his life.
Red Solo Cup Wine Glasses
The classic emblem of parties everywhere, the Red Solo Cup, is now the "classy" emblem of parties everywhere. Sip your fine wine, cognac, liquor, or even beer from the finest of finery. These high-quality ceramic Wine Glasses make excellent rings when you toast and therefore garner more toasts at every party. The Red Cups are approximately the size of a real Red Solo Cup so you'll get a larger drink in every Glass to get you going. You've always been known as the hardest partier in the modern century so don't let a frilly Wine Glass taint your image. Let your Red Cup fly high in the sky and way down low when you're sippin' on the chardonnay. 2 Glasses come in each package so you won't be drinking alone, or you'll just be double-fisting it.
Party Roulette Water Balloon Game
The deadly game of Russian Roulette in a fun yet embarrassing new Game. Pass the Water-Balloon loaded gun from player to player. As each pulls the trigger there's a chance that the loaded barrel will strike the Balloon and burst water everywhere or a make a loud "POP" since you can also use a regular Balloon. One loaded barrel and no way of knowing who gets the gat. This safe Game features a pin-loaded barrel with a multitude of Balloons for endless amounts of nerve-wracking fun!
Wish-O-Saurus Birthday Candle Holder
Do you ever wish your birthday would get a little wilder than it's been in the past Last year, Grandma sat on the Cake and the year prior the cat used it as a scratch post. I wish a Dinosaur would just burst out of the jungle and let loose on this dead pan party! Well here he is, the Wish-O-Saurus Candle Holder direct from the Jurassic Party. He knows how to make Birthdays fun and he's not afraid of a little fire to stir the mood. You can light all 10 Candles on his back and he won't even flinch. He can even come out and play at every single party since he's made from food-safe plastic and loves to be washed. There's nothing cooler than a hillside of grazing Wish-O-Saurs grazing with the brightness of one hundred Candles, literally.
Erase Your Past Tea
Bones Tank Dress Costume
Wow, you've lost a lot of weight! You're basically skin and Bones. Walking the line between fashionable and scary is how we'd describe this costume. If you accessorize with dark tights, makeup, jewelry, etc. you'll basically be skin and Bones. You'll be able to wander through graveyards, hospitals, and mortuaries freely. People may try to hang their coats on your hip Bones but hey it does look the perfect spot. You can even use this Costume to pull of the living x-ray look and that could be electrifying!
Accept the Fact that You're Aging Spray
Take a deep breath, spray, and you're one step closer to acceptance. This spearmint flavored, breath spray is a therapeutic tool in your age acceptance process. No man or woman can live without this product unless you're immortal, in that case you're a whole different spray. This spray is pocket-sized and is excellent at improving breath as well as being a positive reinforcement tool.
Talk to the Hand Sticky Notes
The 6-Pack Tie
Want to make a great impression at a meeting, interview or well just a hot girl Well show off your best asset, your six pack! This tie will open many doors of opportunities.
Does your car play rough Is it wild and crazy and get more scratches and bruises than you can keep up with. Here's the solution! The Auto Aid, magnetic band-aid, will help the healing process and let your car be its wild self. The Auto Aid is a powerful enough to stay on while driving but will not damage your car's paint in any way. This hilarious gag is sure to set everyone into a blaze of laughter.
Got your Foot in the Door Well, you'll do anything to get somewhere or just keep a Door open. Get an actual Foot in the Door with this Doorstop. Shaped like a real Foot but with a back slide to fit underneath any Door. Sure, it'll look odd coming from beneath a door but at least it does it's job. Some people say you must close one door for another to open. Well now you can keep all doors open all the time! This foot *extension will be your foray into an extra open door. Okay, I'm not sure where I'm going with this, just checkout this really kooky, Foot Doorstop.
Zit Popper Candy
Raw Chicken Lollipop
If it's borderline gross but cool, we've probably got it and Raw Chicken Lollipops are just that. Salmonella is the last thing you're gonna worry about when you're slurpin' on some delicious orange flavored Chicken wing! You'll be singin' your own tune and flapping your wings. These little Lollipops are super delicious and really fun to eat while others look on with open mouths. They have the perfect shape of a plump, Raw, Chicken and you don't even need to set the oven to 350 degrees. Simply place on the cookware also known as your tongue and slide into the comfortable 98.6 degrees of your mouth. There's no actual Chicken in these Lollipops but it sure doesn't look that way.
Goldfish Bath Plug
Goldfish Garbage Bag
Bloop..Bloop..Bloop Oh My! Its giant gold fishes! Trick your neighbors into thinking your are tossing a bunch of Gold fishes out on the curb. Oops its just trashbag! These bags are great for use as a giant gift bag or trash bags, Made from biodegradable plastic,
DC Comics Superman Logo Girls T-Shirt
This fitted tee features the classic Superman logo screened on the front. Now where's that telephone booth? 100% cotton Wash cold; dry low Imported Listed in junior sizes
Freddy And Jason U Mad Bro? T-Shirt 2XL
This T-shirt features Freddy asking Jason, "U mad bro?" 100% pre-shrunk cotton Wash cold; dry low Imported Listed in men's sizes
Batman Hockey Stripe Fitted Ladies' Tee
They originally printed this shirt on powder blue. We decided to wait until they came to their senses before picking it up. Now that it's available in traditional black, we're happy to offer this to all the gadget-loving geek women out there. Utility belt not included. Distressed Batman logo on a black babydoll (fitted) shirt with grey and yellow stripes on the sleeves. Note that this is longer in length than our standard fitted tees. 100% cotton. One of these things is not like the others: Be aware that the Superman Hockey Stripe Babydoll is 50% cotton / 50% polyester, which means it will shrink less in the washer and dryer than the others. Listed in juniors sizing. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL Chest 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. 36 in. Waist 28 in. 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. Length 24 in. 25 in. 26 in. 27 in.
Grumpy Cat Awful Fun Seat Belt Belt
Black belt with Grumpy Cat and authentic seat belt closure.; Adjustable; Made in USA
Mars Planet Pendant
We've always loved Mars. Sure, sometimes aliens come from there to take over our planet and eat our people (but they will just be killed by our germs, so no worries there), but think of all the great things associated with Mars. There's the brave Tars Tarkas, the quixotic Marvin and his Illudium Space Modulators, and the superhuman J'onn J'onzz, to name a few. And now we can show our love of Mars by wearing this Mars Planet Pendant. Each Mars Planet Pendant hangs from a 24" stainless steel chain and is 1" in diameter. But it's not just a red glass marble. Oh no. What makes this Mars Planet Pendant so awesome are the geographically accurate details that dance across this representation of our ruddy neighbor. White polar ice caps, dark canyons, and mountains are just some of the features. Get a Mars Planet Pendant today, and who knows, you might be the first person to wear one on Mars itself. We know you can do it! Mars Planet Pendant Geographically accurate details abound on this 1" diameter glass marble of the planet Mars. Details include: white polar ice caps, dark canyons, mountains and volcanoes, and planums and planitias. 24" endless stainless steel chain included. Made in the USA.
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Red Ranger Zip Hoodie
It's Morphin time! Suit up as the Red Ranger with this zip hoodie from WeLoveFine. 60% cotton; 40% polyester Wash cold; dry low Imported Listed in men's sizes
Ice Princess Ice Cube Straws
The best part about being a wee geek is the imagination. After all, your parents have exposed you to Tolkien and Romero and Rowling and Roddenberry and all sorts of fantastic things ever since you were a few cells in your Mommy's uterus. It's no wonder you grow up wanting to be a zombie witch princess for Halloween... or Thursday. You're not limited by crazy things like the fact that fairies and zombies are mutually exclusive. Whatever, Mom. If you wanna fly AND eat brains, who's going to stop you? Save the planet and have cooler drinks with these cute reusable straw molds. It is made of food-grade silicone rubber and will quickly make two straw wands and several icy stars for cooling beverages. Hey parents! Need an excuse to kick your daughter and her BFF out of the house on a beautiful day? Give them big glasses of lemonade adorned with princess ice straws and star ice cubes and shove 'em out the door. Ahhhhh, peace and quiet.
Cracked Up Mug
"One of our favorite blogs to peruse when we're looking to waste time is ""There I Fixed It,"" one of the many blogs in the Cheezburger family. A power chair attached to a lawnmower? YES. Using a Sharpie to customize your car's paint job? Uhhhh.. probably not. Fixing darn near anything with the power of duct tape? HECK YES. The Cracked Up Mug is all it's cracked up to be. If you fall to pieces without caffeine or your morning meeting inspires you to HULK SMASH, this is the mug for you. Even though it looks shattered, it safely holds 12 ounces of life-giving caffeinated beverage without any leaks. Product Specifications Cracked mug looks like Hulk smashed it We glued it for you! Fixed! Holds 12 ounces of the beverage that keeps you together Material: Ceramic Yes, it's dishwasher safe!"
Self Stirring Mug
How do you like your coffee? Cream with one sugar? Nice. Just cream? Cool. Black? Rock on. Everybody except the black coffee drinker listen up - what do you use to stir your coffee? A spoon? Swizzles? Tongue depressors? Bah. All of those so-called stirring solutions are fraught with failure...
Battery Thermokruzhkus Mug
Caffeine is our power source, whether it's from coffee or tea or BAWLS. What better way for us to visualize our batteries being charged than a mug with a battery that powers up when we fill it with our piping hot caffeinated libation of choice? This ceramic mug is classic black with a white outline of a battery on it. Pour in your hot liquid - anything over 96.8F (36C) - and watch the green cells within the battery light up. As your beverage cools (or is ingested) the battery will fade into emptiness, reminding you that you need a refill. Product Specifications Ceramic mug changes color when filled with hot coffee or tea Holds 10 ounces of your favorite hot beverage Watch the battery "light up" when your mug is hot Love your mug: hand-wash only. The extreme temperature of a dishwasher will destroy the color-changing parts of the mug.
Lumadot LED Umbrella
This umbrella is one of our favorite things. For starters, like all good umbrellas should, it keeps you out of the rain. Well, not really. It doesn't actually teleport you from a rainy location to a non-rainy location. Our inventing monkeys are hard at work developing that technology, it may be a few months before we get it perfected. Sadly, we've lost a few Customer Service temps during product testing. We really hope we'll bump into them again on whatever plane or timeline we accidentally sent them. But what this umbrella does (besides keeping you dry) is pretty awesome. With the flick of a switch, it is transformed from a boring black umbrella to a black umbrella with glowing blue raindrops all over it. Flick the switch further and those raindrops will blink! It's deliciously geeky (what geek doesn't like LEDs?) but it's also pretty, which makes it a great gift for the lady in your life who may not be geeky. Buying yourself some cool gadgets and witty t-shirts and don't feel like making a separate purchase for Mother's Day or your girlfriend's birthday? The Lumadot LED Umbrella comes to the rescue! Stay dry, stay safe, and look cool doing it.
Victorian Retro Phone Handset
"Nothing ruins a perfectly-crafted steampunk costume quite like pulling your iPhone out of your trousers or skirts to take a call. Bubble of suspended disbelief, popped. We wanted to find an inexpensive way of being able to take a call on the convention floor without dropping character. Bam! This lightweight beauty fell from the sky and it was perfect! The Victorian Retro Handset requires no setup whatsoever and is compatible with any phone that has a 3.5mm headphone jack. It's built of a lightweight plastic finished to look like antiqued brass and wood, so it will fit seamlessly with your costume. Now when your trousers or skirts vibrate, you can pull your handset from your bag and take your call in proper Victorian style. Product Specifications Victorian themed handset for fans of history or steampunk fashion Take phone calls while staying in character Materials: Plastic, finished to look like antiqued brass & wood Compatibility: Any phone with a standard 3.5mm headphone jack Dimensions: approx. 9.5"" long"
Drinklip Portable cupholder
"It seems that no matter how big your desk is, there's never enough room for all of the stuff you ""need"" on it. (Ladies, this is much like how once we get a big purse, we can never go back to a small one.) There's your monitor, your second monitor, your mini-monitor, your desk lamps, your plush creatures, action figures, a pile of random plates and bowls and silverware, not to mention the things you actually use to do your job. ...and what would happen if you knocked over your water glass and it spilled all across your desk? Extend your desk and avoid spills by putting your beverage in the Drinklip Portable Cupholder. It clips securely to any desk, table, or shelf and will hold your travel mug, glass, or water bottle within arm's reach. There's even a little slit at the bottom for condensation to drip through, hitting the floor rather than moistening your desktop. The Drinklip also doubles as a tiny item holder, perfect for storing nails and screws while going DIY, beads and safety pins while crafting, or even your dice while you're playing a game. Product Specifications Attach a cupholder to any desk, table, or shelf Use it to store your drink or small objects Other ideas for using your Drinklip: Home repair: Nails, screws, or drill bits Crafting: Beads, needles, pincushion, safety pins, stitch holders Organization: Keys, loose change, hair ties Gaming: Dice! (But also keeping your drink off your GM's table.) Play: Clip to LEGO fortress to use as a guard tower Fits cups up to 3.25"" in diameter (similar to a car cupholder size)"
Ice Speed Chess Set
The old men at the park will be green with envy. Pop these unique chess game ice trays in the freezer while you consider your opening move. Play a Winner Eat All game with frozen juice pieces and an aggressive strategy or use colored water and see how many games you can play before your pawns melt. Or just have chess piece ice for your mojito. Your move...
Q Card Wallet Case For iPhone
While we could carry around a ruck and be prepared for anything the world can throw at us at any moment, it's much more pleasant to travel light. We abandoned desktops for laptops, laptops for netbooks, and now netbooks for tablets. Why are you still carrying around a huge wallet when all you need is your ID and a couple cards? The Q Card Case simplifies your life by allowing you to carry your cash and up to three cards snuggled with your iPhone 4/S or 5. Made of an exclusive patent pending soft-touch rubber and premium fabric, the Q Card Case features flat Screen Guard design for ultimate screen protection and ease of use. It's like a wallet and your iPhone had a very streamlined baby. Product Specifications Premium soft-touch rubber and fabric pocket case for iPhone 4/S or 5 Holds up to 3 cards (credit cards, ID, etc), plus cash Lay-flat screen guard provides ultimate screen protection Soft-touch finish allows case to easily pull out of your pocket Natural Throw buttons make using your iPhone more comfortable Exclusive patent pending soft-touch rubber & premium fabric design Compatibility: iPhone 4, 4s, 5 Includes: Microfiber cleaning cloth, optional stick on screen protector Note: Your iPhone will not demagnetize your credit cards. The folks at Q Card fully tested this for over a year with no problems. Some hotel room keys may have problems, but those things go wonky if you look at them funny.
Mini Batman Bat-Signal
In the inky cloak of florescent lighting, things keep disappearing from your desk. First it was a pen. Then a pencil. Then a sandwich. Then your mouse. Assuming you aren't taking these things home with you, there's office theft abounding. But these crimes are too small to call the police - you need to call a mini Batman! And what better way to summon Mini Batman than with this Mini Batman Bat-Signal...
Panic Button Light Switch Replacement Kit
In every sci-fi film or TV show, there is usually one easily recognizable trope - no, not the hypersexual female alien in the skin-tight cat-suit, though she does make a fairly regular appearance. The answer we're looking for is the panic-button. You know, the Red Button™! The big shiny candy-like button that erases history, ejects the warp core, blows the emergency seals, activates the self-destruct, sounds red-alert, engages the hyperdrive, activates the halide fire-retardants, or simply flushes the waste-disposal system is a regular character in most sci-fi. It's curious, then, that the Big Red Button™ doesn't appear in your home or office! Wouldn't it be great to have one of those buttons, even if pressing it doesn't warn the sentries that the world-killer virus has escaped containment? What about your light-switch? Isn't that little flippy-lever overdue for a makeover? Sure it is, otherwise, you wouldn't have read this far! What we're offering is a wired replacement for your light-switch. Just turn off the breakers, pull out the light-switch and replace it with this one. It's a wire-for-wire swap, so it should be easy. Please be safe, though, and double - nay - TRIPLE CHECK that the breakers were switched before doing any home wiring. When you're done, you've got a Big Red Button™ that, when slapped, will turn on and off your lights. Also, if you just want to dim your lights and your computer voice-activation phrase isn't recognized by your home-automation equipment, your new Big Red Button™ also acts as a dimmer. Instead of smacking it, a gentle turn will lower the illumination to a level suitable for alien seduction. Features US Light-switch replacement kit 2 3/4" by 4 1/4" brushed aluminum wall plate and large red dimmer switch Not suitable for fighter ejection panels, nuclear rod extraction, or fire suppression systems Let's be serious here: Please use caution when performing any electrical work in your house Make sure you trip the breaker to your outlet to the off position before attempting to replace your switch
Talking Bender Figure
Everybody loves a sarcastic, galactically saavy, cigar smoking, prank prone, selfish, beer drinking robot. Enter Bender. Bender was his mother's 1729th son. His father killed by a can opener, Bender went on to college and majored in Bending and minored in Robo-American studies. This Bending Unit 22 is proof positive that every desktop needs a Talking Bender Figure before it can be considered complete. This 9" tall Bender will gladly chat with you when work gets boring...
Original Sock Monkey
"ThinkGeek is accutely aware of the strange phenomenon that exists between monkeys and geeks. What we are less aware of is the reason for such a phenomenon. We suspect that the word 'monkey' itself is partly to blame. It is such a damned addictive word. Try it out sometime. You can use the word 'monkey' in a variety of ways if you really put your monkeyminds to it... One of my personal favorite uses of the word is 'monkeypork'. I have no idea why, since I've never had monkeypork, don't even know what it is, and certainly wouldn't try it in the first place. It's quite perplexing but truly attests to the magic intrinsic in a monkeyword. 20"" stuffed Sock Monkey, infinitely cute in its ugliness, makes a lucky addition to your office space. Tail and appendages included! Features: For Ages 2 and Up Approximately 20"" tall"
Android Plush Robot
"You know what this copywriter monkey doesn't grok? The whole iPhone thing. Sure, they're cool, there are thousands of apps. They have a shiny apple on the back. You pay a lot of money for them (and then for their larger cousin). But are they really THAT special? ThinkGeek is divided down the lines of the iPhone and the Droid folks. Oh, then there's Brett and Julie who insist on keeping their Blackberries. Weirdos. Since there's been so much love on ThinkGeek for iPhones, what with all the cases and accessories, we figured it was time to throw some love toward our other favorite smartphone. If you're semi-permanently attached to your Droid by day, you know how hard it is to plug it in and leave it all alone on your nightstand at night. Why not snuggle this adorable green Android Plush Robot every night? He'll bring you sweet dreams... maybe even of electric sheep. Product Features WARNING: Choking hazard. Small parts. Not for children under 3. Plush Green Android Robot, approximately 9"" tall Posable articulated head and arms For folks who are attached to their smartphone Also, for folks who don't grok why everyone else Snuggle your phone by day, this plush by night As with all ThinkGeek robots, guaranteed to be three laws safe"
Eyn Case For Smartphones - iPhone 4/4S - Turquoise
While we could carry around our bug-out bag and be prepared for anything the world can throw at us at any moment, it's much more pleasant to travel light. We abandoned desktops for laptops, laptops for netbooks, and now netbooks for tablets. Why are you still carrying around a huge wallet when all you need is your ID and a couple cards? The Eyn Case for Smartphones simplifies your life by allowing you to carry your cash and up to three cards snuggled with your phone...
Gummy Bear Ice Cube Tray
If you go out in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise. If you go out in the woods today, you'd better go in disguise. For every bear that ever there was will gather there for certain, because today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic. Yes, it is time for the annual teddy bear picnic! It's a lovely time for teddy bears young and old as they dance, play, and shout, all carefree and happy. There's wonderful things to eat and wonderful games to play, including hide and seek. But it's better that you humans stay at home, because we've heard teddy bears will viciously maul anyone who catches them frolicking in the forest. Have your own teddy bear picnic at home with the Gummy Bear Ice Cube Tray. This food-safe silicone tray can be used to make bear-shaped ice for your beverages or bear-shaped foods! For wee geeks, we recommend pouring in different colored juices (or just a drop of food coloring in plain water) to get multi-colored bears. Or if you prefer your bears to be natural colors, use chocolate. It's a fun time at the teddy bear picnic! But unless you're the mommy or daddy, you're going to have to go to bed at six o'clock. That's how teddy bear picnics operate, you know. Product Specifications Make ice in the shape of adorable bears! Tray makes 16 bear ice cubes for your drinks Fun times: Use fruit juices to make different colored bears 21+ fun: Cranberry bears swimming in vodka! Make bear chocolates or colored bears with candy melts For crystal clear ice, boil the water twice before pouring it into the tray. (Allow the water to cool between each boil.) The boiling forces dissolved air molecules out. Made of food-safe silicone, dishwasher safe (top rack)
WTF are we going to write about for a WTF? mug description? We just have no effin' clue. Hopefully, you'll get the idea... 10 ounce black mug with 'WTF?' imprint on front.
Batgirl Nail Art
There are some ladies on the ThinkGeek staff who are nail polish fashionistas. They have the cred and the skills. They are up on the latest trends in colors and stamping and glitter and all that jazz. Then there are those of us who have nail painting skills akin to a chimp with a paint roller. We have the hand-eye coordination to blow the heads from enemies in an FPS, but painting our fingernails? Heck no. Ain't happening unless we pay someone to do it for us. Batgirl Nail Art is the easiest way to get professional looking nails with no painting skills. Each kit comes with stickers of various sizes. Pick the right size, apply it to a clean and dry nail from the bottom up, press them down, then file off the excess. No smearing, no waiting for it to dry, no chipping. Your new manicure will last for up to a week (longer if you put a clear coat over it!) and you can remove it easily with nail polish remover. Product Specifications The easiest way to get a professional looking manicure No painting skills required: Just stick 'em down and file off the excess Directions: Wash and dry your hands completely We recommend applying a base coat to even out the surface of your nail Choose the right size sticker for your nail Peel off and apply the sticker to your nail, starting from the bottom and working up using the enclosed orange stick Use the enclosed emery board to cut off the excess (Optional: Apply a top coat for a shinier finish and extra protection.) Lasts about a week (longer if you put a clear coat on top) Removes easily with nail polish remover
Swashbuckling BBQ Sword
For millions of years, humans have gathered around the fire to keep warm. One enterprising early hominid stored his haunch of wildebeest too close to the flames, and came away with an unexpectedly juicy and delicious roast 'beest. In subsequent attempts to replicate this magic "cooking" process, however, those cavemen tried holding the meat over the fire with their hands. Several debilitating burns later, they learned to hold the meat over the flames with green sticks...
USB Heated Blanket
"There are very few things in the universe that are better when they are cold. Among these are Revenge, Balrog, and overclocked processors. Most other things suck when they're cold - most notably you! That chill you get can't be warmed adequately with sweaters, stiff drinks or warm intentions! You need direct application of heat! If you work in an office environment, you've probably encountered the dreaded office-manager - that jerk that tells you it's ""against policy"" to have space heaters in your cube, but won't do anything to raise the temperature in the office. What does he think you're going to do, burn the whole building down? How do you keep from shivering to death? What you need is an electric blanket that won't draw the ire of that office-manager jerk. Hey, your computer spits out power out of those USB ports! Why not use them? Plug in our USB Heated Lap-Blanket to two spare USB ports, and spread it out on your lap. Suddenly, it's like Ebenezer put another lump of coal on the fire! Is it a Christmas miracle? Perhaps. All you know is you're toasty warm, and you didn't have to set the building on fire to do it!"