Ego WiFi HD Action Camera (Blue)
It may look like we’ve genetically engineered a colourful walnut, but this is the tiniest and most advanced of all tiny, advanced action cameras. Packed with all the latest wizardry of the 21st century it records in hi-def 1080p and will stream live video to your smartphone. 3, 2, 1 – Go.
Giant Beer Glass
Holding up to two and a half pints of the golden stuff it’s impossible not to marvel at the ridiculous proportions of this glass.
Fancy getting your feet gummed by decapitated zombies? Have we got the plush slippers for you!
Chopping garlic? Now you can minimise pungent fingers and stinky surfaces with this brilliant little gizmo. Simply pop a clove in the Zoom and roll it backwards and forwards on your worktop. The more you roll, the finer the garlic.
Beer Bottle Goblets (Grolsch Goblets Twin Pack)
Why settle for boring beer glasses when you can sup from a gorgeous goblet. Each stylish vessel has been skilfully crafted from a recycled beer bottle. How? By cutting away the base, polishing the edges and bonding a base to the neck of the bottle. Sheer glass!
Kitty Coin Bank
You entrusted your money to the banks, so why not entrust your shrapnel to this cute kitten in a box. Simply place a coin in his food bowl and the little kitty will snatch it before disappearing with a heartbreaking meow. Already big in Japan, this is the cat’s whiskers!
American Pop Tarts (Brown Sugar and Cinnamon)
Snack time should be sprinkled with happiness, frosted with possibilities and filled with fun. With Pop Tarts it can be all of the above and more because these toastable retro pastries are back, and they’re just as delicious as you remember.
Fatboy (Original Black)
Sofas and chairs are terribly last century when compared to this incredibly versatile beanbag. Simply sink into its squishy embrace and prepare to relax like never before - indoors or outside.
Star Wars Adult Bath Robes (Emperor)
The Force is strong with you, but you are not a Jedi yet. No worries, just slip into one of our 100% cotton velour Star Wars Bath Robes (officially licensed by Lucas Films we might add). Featuring large hoods, wide sleeves, sash belts and Jedi/Imperial logos, these are the dressing gowns you’re looking for!
Glow in the Dark Loo Roll
Whether you're a scruncher, a folder or a one sheet wonder we guarantee you'll be impressed by this loo roll that glows in the dark. Yes, it’s pretty pointless but you’ll be grateful when you’re wallowing in its reassuring glow during late night wiping sessions.
August LP100 - Red Laser Pointer
This red laser pen pointer is not a toy and should not be used by anyone under the age of 21. It is illegal to direct lasers at flying objects, moving vehicles or public and private structures. Laser pointers should not be directed at people or animals and can be dangerous if not used properly.
Cash Stash Keychain (Silver)
Emergency situations call for emergency cash, and what better place to stash notes than inside this keyring-friendly waterproof capsule. Crafted from aircraft grade aluminium it’s the ideal gift for big spenders and tightwads alike, and beats stuffing tenners down your undies any day of the week.
Ice Shot Glasses - Set Of 12
The Ice Shot Glasses are the most chilled out way to enjoy your drinks coolly and cordially whether they're wild alcoholic creations, summertime cocktails or innocent soft drinks!
Celestron Up Close Roof Prism 8 x 21 Binoculars
There are some sights that just can't be properly seen or appreciated without a good set of binoculars. For example, when viewing a rare bird in flight, wildlife from a distance, the surrounding scenery from a hill top or the performers at a concert, with the naked eye alone many of the interesting finer details are simply lost. Small enough to tuck away in a pocket, purse, backpack, or vehicle storage compartment, the UpClose Roof Prism Series from Celestron is perfect for catching that great view on the go at a moment?s notice. The UpClose Roof Prism Series has something for everyone whether for action sports, vacationing, nature viewing, wildlife observing or various other activities so you can make sure you don't miss out on any of the details. See the world in a fascinating new light ' you won't believe what you have been missing! Fully coated to give clear, sharp, high contrast views the binoculars consist of a 8x magnification roof prism encased within a water resistant, durable rubber coated body for a firm grip and reliable performance even in worst of weather. Furthermore the diopter adjustment allows for precise focusing so every aspect of the object in view can be viewed as crisp and as clear as if you are standing right there next to it. Enjoy the view with Celestron UpClose Roof Prism Binoculars.
Day 'n' Night Globe - 28cm
The Day 'n' Night Globe is a model of the Earth that accurately shows its orientation in space with respect to the sun at any time of day or year. Whether you live in Paris or Cape Town Day 'n' Night Globe by Brainstorm shows the way the Earth would look from space as it orbits the sun and turns on its axis. A precise gear and motor system turns the globe at the same rate that the real Earth turns. It also reproduces how the Northern and Southern Hemispheres go through seasonal change. Day 'n' Night Globe is a clock and calendar that shows the time of day and date for any location on Earth. It also demonstrates which parts of the Earth are in daylight. As the globe turns you can see where people on Earth are experiencing sunrise sunset and twilight times. In summer and winter the globe shows how much the hemisphere you live in is tipped toward or away from the sun. See for yourself how polar regions experience 24-hour day and night in different seasons. Living on the surface of the Earth doesn't convey the interesting and complex motions that our planet undergoes. With Day 'n' Night Globe you can in your imagination step off the Earth and see it from space. Features: Shows how the Earth would look from space Precise gear and motor system turns the globe at the same rate Informative 20 page booklet about time and the Earth Size: Dimensions: 38 x 37 x 33.5cm Weight: 3.6kg
Samurai Umbrella (Compact)
You wouldn’t face your deadliest nemesis armed with a plastic spoon, so why face the rain gods brandishing a weedy umbrella? Make like a noble warrior and pull out this quality brolly that boasts a samurai sword-style handle. Hi-yaaa!
R2-D2 Mug with Lid
Keep your coffee hot, and your tea safe from the Sith with this mug based on the Galaxy’s favourite droid.
Moon Candles - Multicoloured
Remote Control Candles! No hunting for matches no wax oozing and of course no getting up from your chair - just click the remote control and voila your artfully positioned candles magically spring to life. These can either glow constantly at a choice of two brightness levels or flicker just like the real thing. You can also set them to four or eight hours of light time so you don't even have to remember to turn them off. These multicoloured versions gently light your room with myriad shades of blue red pink purple and more - all with flickering or constant lights. Phase through the colours or stick with just the one. No mess no fire hazard just effortless cool. Brilliant.
Making Gordon Ramsay sound like St. Cliff, this potty-mouthed, motion-sensitive reptile really needs to wash his mouth out. Ideal for insulting passers-by, Terry is preloaded with over 25 highly, erm, original expletives. Utter g****s!
Giant Microbes (Brain Cell)
Infectiously cute and highly huggable, Microbes are modelled on the nasty little bugs that float around causing all manner of medical mayhem. The difference is, these fluffy critters are a million times bigger, and contagious for all the right reasons.
Echo Bot (Orange)
It might look like a wacky, one-eyed alien with bendy legs - and it is. But Echo Bot is also a stealth voice messenger. Simply record your message via the built-in mic and this lovable thingamabob plays it back the moment it detects movement. Ideal for insulting/serenading/freaking-out passers-by.
If you must conduct crackpot experiments with mints and fizzy pop you might as well do them properly. How? By loading Mentos into this bottle-top contraption and pulling the pin. As the sweeties react with the soda a powerful geyser blasts up to 30ft in the air. Whoosh!
Voodoo Knife Block (Olive)
Can't cook, won't cook? You won't want to leave the kitchen once you get hold of this designer knife block as it's the most astonishing culinary accessory we've ever seen!
Pink Puppy Dog Stereo Speakers
These USB powered bubblegum pink Bow Wow speakers are perfect for dog lovers and fashionable girls. With an output of 6 watts, you get some good sound quality coming from multi-directional high quality speakers. And if you are wondering, that is hand-stitched faux leather to make them look extra stylish!
Toys 'R' Us
Hamster Racer Set (Critter Cruiser and Hamtrack)
Furry friends will go squeak over this fantastically silly exercise car as it’s powered by a built-in hamster wheel. No really! You can even construct a racing circuit using the special Hamtrack Racetrack. Gerbils, hamsters and mice will love it.
Bathroom Squid Suction Strip
This novelty bathroom accessory is both ingenious and very practical. This blue Bathroom Squid mat (19.5cm x 8cm) is covered in small suction cups on both sides. Position the Bathroom Squid on any flat, non-porous, clean surface in your shower cubicle. You then simply push your bottle of Shower Gel or Shampoo (or both) on to the outside surface of the Bathroom Squid and the tiny suction cups will hold your bottles in place all day long. With the Bathroom Squid there is no longer a need for unsightly wire racks or bottles stood on the shower floor.
Remote Control Helicopter - Sky Fly
Charge the skies Featuring a super-bright LED on its nose section and trim function for steady flying the small but perfectly formed RC Sky Fly is a great choice for indoor search and rescue missions. As well as looking super sleek the Remote Controlled Sky Fly is small enough to pilot safely indoors without worrying too much about damaging your pelmets! But don't let its diminutive stature fool you it's still mega stable and really easy to manoeuvre - perfect for buzzing around like a pro in a matter of minutes. As far as features go it includes a trim function for constant flight control and a tri-band transmitter designed to allow up to three helicopters to fly without interference in the same area. When it comes to charging it couldn't be simpler. Just connect the helicopter to the remote control via the charging wire provided and the batteries will give it a full power boost in less than half an hour. Features: 2-Channel Remote Control Helicopter Designed for use indoors Remote control range: Approximately 10 metres Controller requires: 6x AA batteries (not included) Full charge time: 20 minutes Flying time per charge: Approximately 6-8 minutes For ages 14+ Size: Dimensions: 37 x 14 x 8cm Weight: 169g
iPhone Stylus and Touchscreen Cleaning Kit
Mucky touch screen? Forget scraggy tissues; keep your handheld gizmos gleaming with this revolutionary ‘wet cleaning’ system. Featuring a sponge tip that soaks up fluid from an internal reservoir, the take-anywhere Cleaning Kit leaves iPhones, PSPs and more looking box fresh. It even comes with an integrated soft-tip stylus for sausage-fingered gadgeteers.
Touchscreen Ski Gloves (Small)
Not only are these extremely warm and durable, but they feature eglove’s patented easy access digit system for using touchscreen devices without having to remove the gloves.
Midland SubZero Headphones (Black Leather)
Listen to music on the move without freezing off your lugholes with these stylish wraparound earmuff-style cans that feature an integrated cable-mounted remote/mic. Taking calls and pausing/skipping tracks as your ears are fondled by cosy faux fur has never been cooler. Or warmer.
Cocktail Shaker Set - Brushed Stainless Steel
Forget going to trendy Cocktail Bars have fun making your own at home! The Cocktail Set is great for parties - impress your friends with fancy cocktails and get them to make their own concoctions! Features: Set includes: shaker strainer ice clamp jigger and stirrer Made of brushed stainless steel Size: Dimensions: 23.5 x 9 x 29cm Weight: 710g
Periodic Table Shower Curtain
Ever wondered what plutonium's atomic number is whilst soaping your bits? Course you have, that's why you need this ingenious shower curtain. Depicting the Periodic Table in all its baffling glory, it's the ideal way to brush up on your transition metals without causing a splash.
Personalised Facebook Playing Cards
Put a cool, new, socially networked face on your playing cards. Easily customised and beautifully designed.
Chocolate Making Kit
Who says you need a golden ticket to make your own delicious chocolate? Not us, because this luxe kit contains everything you need to produce raw, organic and – get this – healthy chocolate. Simply blend the unprocessed organic cacao mix with the natural sweeteners and Willy’s your uncle. Sort of.
Stormtrooper LEGO Minifigure Alarm Clock
Ideal for sleepy geeks and anyone who’s ever dreamt of waking up in a Death Star dormitory, this is the clock you’re looking for.
Coin Saving Jar
Save your shrapnel without all that tedious coin-counting business via this ingenious jar that keeps track of its jangly contents. A built-in electronic counter tells you exactly how much is inside and it can be reset every time you make a withdrawal. Ker-ching!
Ice Speed Chess Set
Never mind all that thinking, strategy and chin stroking, the Ice Speed Chess Set is all about winning the game before your pieces melt!
Styled like it’s straight out of the Cunningham's kitchen, this classic-looking machine will let you churn out fruity slushies, iced coffees, or chilled cocktails to your heart’s content. Happy days!
Mini Microscope for iPhone
Armed with a 60x zoom, this magnificent magnifier will turn your humdrum iPhone 4 camera into an instrument worthy of any laboratory
This item is for UK mainland sales onlyWe regret we cannot ship overseas due to size of product
Headphone Hats (Classic Black)
Avoid headphone fallout and keep your bonce snuggly and stylish, with these high-quality beanies that feature integrated headphones. Ideal for joggers, snowboarders, bored church-goers and hardcore headbangers, each hat has a special cable lining, discreet ‘out’ slot and comfy velcro-clad ‘phones.
Brit-choc is delish but the likes of Fonzie and George Dubya wouldn't know a Twirl from a Double Decker. And that's because they're too busy chomping on Hershey bars, M&Ms and the all American choc found in this special selection.
Funky Motion Liquid Light Retro 70s Lava Lamp - Purple/Yellow
The lava peace lamp is a retro 70's style wax lamp that adds a touch of style to any room. Watch as the wax is heated and floats around the liquid creating a calming effect that you will enjoy for hours. With its chrome effect appearance the lava peace lamp is great for children and adults alike making it an ideal gift.
If Patrick Moore has taught us anything (aside from his work on Gamesmaster… terrible business), it's that the night sky is a tremendously beautiful thing. However, thanks to the omnipresent orange fug that covers our major cities, seeing it clearly is a bit of a struggle for those of us who don't live in the countryside. Thankfully, the AstroEye Planetarium projector is on hand to show us not only the wonders of the night sky, but of whole constellations and star systems. It's sort of like being in 2001: A Space Odyssey, but without the psychotic computer and ballet music. Simply pop this attractive spherical projector unit into its bowl-shaped holder, angle it up at the ceiling and turn it on. Immediately, you'll be awe-struck as over 8,000 stars gently revolve around the room. There are two slide discs for you to play with, one with all the constellations marked on it and one without, if you fancy a more natural experience. With a five-speed control, you can control the speed of the rotation too. It's even date-sensitive, meaning that you can see the subtle movements of the stars from day to day. Best of all, a press of a button will send a shooting star flying across your universe (though hopefully it won't be replicated in reality - there'll be meteors flying all over the place). It obviously works best at night or in a darkened room (we tried it out under a desk with mixed results) and is therefore brilliant as an alternative to a night-light or lamp, or makes lovely mood lighting. With a sleep function that allows you to doze off without having to worry about turning it off. Perfect for anyone wanting to learn about astrology, or those who want some interesting mood lighting, the AstroEye Planetarium crams the whole universe into your bedroom.
Guitar Flipper - black
The rock 'n' roll flippers for your frying pan turn cooking into a musical experience. Wield your flipper like an axe and flip your meat to the beat! They work just as well as any normal food flipper or fish slice, but they're attractively rendered into the shape of an electric guitar so that flipping your burgers becomes a far more exciting process. And if it teaches you a little rock 'n' roll cooking, then all the better.Features: Frying pan flipper in the shape of an electric guitar. Dishwasher safe. Suitable for ages 12 years + (cooking should be supervised by adults). Please Note: Colours may vary. You will receive the Guitar Flipper in either red, black or blue. Size: 4.5 x 15 .
Sparkling Gold Cuvee (Strawberry - 200ml)
Pop goes the bling with this incredibly decadent bottle of bubbly, because the shimmering flakes inside are edible flakes of 22 carat gold. Yummy, yummy, yummy, I’ve got gold in my tummy. ‘Urp!
Star Wars Darth Vader Lightsaber Umbrella
Forget oversized helmets and capes – this officially licensed brolly is the perfect way to stay dry, whether you’re a diabolical Sith Lord or not.
Illuminating Coffee Table
Is it a masterpiece of modern design, a glowing example of eye-popping art or a table-shaped lamp? This stainless steel/tempered glass coffee table is all three because it’s packed with independently controlled neon lighting. You can even select your own colours using ingenious interchangeable filters or commission your own design.
G-1 Glass Pool Table
Making every other pool table you’ve racked up on seem utterly prehistoric, this stunning glass table features a fully-visible ball-return mechanism within a skeletal aluminium frame. Topped with a patented Vitrik playing surface that plays just like baize, the award-winning G-1 is clearly revolutionary. Your break…
You persist in defying our efforts to provide an amusing death for you, dear reader. So before you leave us, permanently, feast your eyes on this spectacularly luxe, handmade leather, steel and chrome chair that looks just like the kind of thing an evil megalomaniac might sit on. Mwah-ha-ha!