Labyrinth Worm Plush
What a night. Her parents leave her to babysit her little brother, never bothering to ask if she had plans. Goblins come and take the poor boy away. And then, Sarah finds herself outside the Labyrinth, tasked with finding her way to the center or losing her baby brother forever! David Bowie sure can be mean. Once inside the Labyrinth, the first creature she meets is only referred to as "The Worm" (and no complaining, because she met Hoggle outside the Labyrinth)...
Doctor Who TARDIS Talking Cookie Jar
We don't know about you, but we miss the days when we lived alone. Back then, we could have a jar full of cookies and know exactly how many were left. Simple mathematics. 51 Oreos in a package, minus 2 before work, minus 2 when we got home, minus 2 after dinnner with a glass of cold milk. We knew that package of Oreos would last approximately 8.5 days. But now that we're saddled with significant others, roommates, and/or geeklings, the math gets complicated...
"There are some people who can create beautiful digital designs like magic. You give them a concept and *poof* awesomeness happens. There's some sketching in Illustrator, a little fiddling in Photoshop or some tweaking in GIMP, and voila. These folks, whom we'll call Pixel Angels, also come with the ability to sprinkle magic dust over other people's designs to make them better. We always knew there was something otherworldly about these people; we've seen them before waving their magic wand tools about. You just couldn't see their wings... until now. ""Pixel Angel"" printed on the front of a black, 100% cotton babydoll t-shirt. Wings on the back in blocky purples and pinks.1 1 Note from the ThinkGeek Legal department: Wings do not enable wearer to fly."
Star Trek Interactive Tribbles
In the 23rd century, an enterprising trader named Cyrano Jones procured an interesting and adorable little creature. These tiny furry beasties had a calming effect on the nervous systems of humanoids - well most humanoids, anyway. They were called tribbles. These tribbles, when they're not busy being cute and purring, were prodigious breeders. As one country-doctor once quipped, "Well, the nearest thing that I can figure is that they're born pregnant - which appears to be quite a time-saver!" In fact, their ability to multiply is so incredible, they can fill an entire cargo hold in three days - that's one million, seven-hundred seventy-one thousand, five hundred sixty one tribbles... assuming one tribble with an average litter of ten producing a new generation every twelve hours. That's some impressive breeding, right there. It would make any man want to high-five any tribble, except tribbles don't have arms. These tribbles, however, are genetically altered to be sterile. In fact, ThinkGeek will guarantee that, should our tribbles somehow begin to multiply, we will dispatch someone to remove the infestation from your starship or space-station - even if it takes seventeen-point-nine years.
Batman Ice Cube Tray
We'd say that Bruce Wayne uses these ice cubes when he throws a party, but that's probably a big fat lie. After all, that would give away his big secret. So we'll say that other people in Gotham who appreciate the good deeds of Batman probably use these when they throw parties. This silicone ice cube tray makes twelve bat insignia ice cubes. Not only are they the perfect addition to whatever you're drinking while reading the new Batman comics, they also look great in Halloween party drinks...
Unikeys Unicorn Key Caps
Unicorns have power - magic sparkly power! Their horns can be used to allow eternal darkness to reign in the form of Tim Curry. The tail hair is oft used in wand cores, and the dust filed from the horn can cure any disease when mixed into a potion. Handy! What is not as well known is, the Unicorn horn can also unlock any lock! It's true! Simply place one of your keys into the special silicon Unikey Unicorn Key Caps and watch the magic happen! Insert your Unicorn horn into your house door, and watch the bolt slide away! Warning! The use of Unicorn Horn is strictly regulated by the United States Department of Magic. The USDoM and the foreign signatories of the International Regulation of Magical Creatures Treaty of 1431 strictly regulate the usage of Unicorn and Unicorn related products. Any misuse of Unicorn Horn can result in stiff penalties including, but not limited to, shunning, loud 'tut's, and a firm talking-to.
Sneakiest Uses for Everyday Things
From alternative energy simulations to sneaky animated origami to paper airplane experiments, Sneakiest Uses for Everyday Objects is jam-packed with engaging and educational projects for the wannabe detectives, scientists, and adventurers in us all. This book is volume 3 in the awesome Sneaky Uses series by famed author and gadget-man, Cy Tymony...
Brain Freeze Ice Cube Molds
"Basically, there are two ways we can approach how awesome these brain-shaped ice-cubes are: 1 - we can take the obvious zombie angle. Naturally, Zombies are (were) people, too, and when they're done with a long day at the office, tearing the gizzards out of Phil in Accounting, there's nothing they prefer more than to kick back with a high-ball of their favorite adult beverage, and ruminate on the day's activity... 2 - we can make reference to the well-known-but-oft-misunderstood ""Brain Freeze"" phenomenon made famous by Slurpee / Slushee / Squishee aficionados world-wide. You know - the pain you get when you drink a beverage (usually of the not-quite-frozen-yet-still-below-zero variety), and a pain shoots from your sinus cavity into your brain like icy daggers... yeah, we could definitely do that. But we're opting for a third approach to marketing these little silicon trays. This third option completely outstrips the zombie angle and the brain-freeze angle and leaves them in their metaphorical dust. You ready? Buy these Brain-Freeze Ice Cube Molds. They're friggin' awesome. What do you mean, ""I'm fired?"""
So you've destroyed the brains of your first zombie. Congrats! But now what? What do you do with the festering, rotting body? It was just this question that plagued (get it?) us at TG Zombie Defense HQ. We thought about mailing them to someone we didn't like, but that was just too costly (and he had already been zombified, anyways). After a lot of discussion, we decided the only sensible thing to do with the re-dead undead was to eat them. A few experiments later, we discovered the only safe way to eat zombie corpses was to turn them into Zombie Jerky! Zombie Jerky is a delicious way of dealing with the undead. Seriously, though, Zombie Jerky is really just tasty chunks of teriyaki beef jerky - accented with green stuff. Packaged in a neato specimen pouch, Zombie Jerky will prove to everyone that you'll eat anything (and also earn you lots of grossed out looks). And all the while, you'll know it's not really ex-people. Or is it?!? Hey, zombies have been eating us for years - it's time for us to return the favor with Zombie Jerky. For nutrition information, click here. Zombie Jerky Delicious teriyaki beef jerky, packaged to look like zombie flesh. A whole 15g of protein in each serving! Net Wt.: 1.25 oz.
Kill You With My Brain Fitted Ladies' Tee - Black, M
The statement on this shirt is great. It's not just a reference to one of our favorite pop culture phenomena, because ... think about it. You probably could kill people with your brain. Have a psionic character in an RPG? Ding. Know how to mix acids and bases? Ding. Use dangerous skills learned on MythBusters for fun and profit? Ding. There are so many opportunities to use your mind as a dangerous weapon we're surprised you don't have to have it registered...
Canned Unicorn Meat by ThinkGeek
Excellent source of sparkles! Unicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go. What you don't know is that when unicorns reach the end of their lifespan, they are drawn to County Meath, Ireland. The Sisters at Radiant Farms have dedicated their lives to nursing these elegant creatures through their final days... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
Doomed Crystal Skull Shotglass
The life of an average skull is pretty straightforward. First, you're inhabited by the brains of your human, then you're either burned or buried and inhabited by... well, let's not think about that. If you're very lucky, you may end up on stage for a production of Hamlet. If you're very unlucky, you get inhabited by a spirit of intellect under the control of an evil necromancer...
USB Mushroom Lamp
"Ever wonder what Mario would do if he couldn't lay pipe or rescue princesses anymore? Would he get a desk job? His fingers are a little too fat for data entry, so maybe Mario could get an entry level job at a call center, where he can sit in an ultra-tiny cube and answer the phone, ""It's-a Mario! How canna I help you today?"" And clearly, should Mario be a cube dweller, he'd want to illuminate his workspace with these super cute Mushroom Lamps. The red lamp makes Mario sit a little taller and the green lamp gives him the energy needed to power through until the weekend. If you put them on your desk, they may do the same for you! Each lamp is powered through USB and the inner light is provided by magic... or two super bright white LEDs, believe what you will. Product Specifications Red & green mushroom lamps for your desk or nightstand Inner light provided by magic (or 2 super bright white LEDs, believe what you will) Press mushroom once to switch on, press again to switch off Mushroom diameter: 13 cm (5.12""), base diameter: 10.8 cm (4.25""), height: 14 cm (5.5"") Powered by USB"
Dragon Ear Wrap - Right Ear
We see people with awesome piercings every so often and think, "That'd be neat to have, but they must have been working on that for years." For people who don't have that kind of time, we introduce the commitment-free Dragon Ear Wrap. He hovers over your right shoulder, whispering bad ideas into your ear (like dragons do), but he doesn't require any special piercings; a single, standard earring hole will do. Gotta be in your right earlobe for this to work, though...
LED Jellyfish Mood Lamp
Blackbeard was just about the most ruthless pirate ever. His management style was unique, to say the least. If one of his crew misbehaved, he would drop them in a large tank full of jellyfish and delight as the jewels he kept at the bottom of the tank reflected different colors into the ballet of agony that played out before him. According to the infamous pirate's diaries, it really calmed his nerves, too. Wow...
Master Massage Fleece Pad Set
Provides clients with soft cushioned comfortWarm in the winter cool in the summerHigh-density low-profile fleeceProtects your massage tableHypo-allergenicMachine washableStrong elastic straps make a perfect fit on any sized tableNatural white colorDimensions: 74L x 30W x 3H inchesManufacturer's warranty included - see Product Guarantee area for complete detailsAbout Master Massage EquipmentA division of Skokie Ill.-based MHP International Master Massage is one of the country's largest manufacturers of massage tables chairs and accessories designed for massage professionals students or at-home use. For nearly two decades the company has dedicated itself to advancing the practice of massage therapy. Master Massage continues its commitment to providing customers with high-quality innovative and affordable products. The company's extensive distribution network spans the U.S. Canada Mexico Western Europe South America England Japan and Germany.
ACCOUTREMENTS DUCKIE - DEVIL - PINK
No Bath Is Safe From The Irresistible Charm Of A Devil Duckie!
Soul of the Rose Lady Luck Mini Makeup and Accessory Case
Well played. Take your chances on this darling mini makeup and cosmetic case. White and black faux patent leather with heavy metal details make it a winning accessory anywhere you want roll the dice. From Soul of the Rose.
Follow Your Dreams Mask
Every princess needs her beauty rest. Slip on this lace sleep mask and you're off to dreamland where you're always royalty!
Kiss Nail Artist 3D Tip & Toe Nail Art Stickers - 1 set
200 stickers included. Made in Korea
Mood for Thought Polish
Sharing your feelings can be such a nail biter. Why not let your nails do the talking? This pretty polish changes color depending on your mood and body temperature.
bareMinerals Makeup Revolution 6-piece Collection
What is it: The perfect introduction to "bare skin" beauty. This six-piece complexion collection has all the essential products you need to get started with bareMinerals(R). The SPF 15 foundation is made of 100% pure crushed minerals and improves your skin over time. It looks like a powder, feels like a cream, and buffs on beautifully with a natural luminous finish for a healthy-looking, radiant complexion. You'll also discover the multi-tasking concealer and Mineral Veil(R) Finishing Powder. This collection also has all the brushes necessary to get started, plus a brochure with simple steps for applying the products. Finish off your look with 100% natural lip gloss.
ACCOUTREMENTS BANDAGE - BACON
"Ouch! That Smarts! Treat Your Minor Cuts Scrapes And Scratches With The Incredible Healing Power Of A Designer Bandage. Each Comes In A 3-3/4"" Tall Metal Pocket Tin And Contains A Small Plastic Trinket To Help Make Even The Ouchiest Owies Feel All Better In No Time. The 3"" X 1"" Bacon Strips Are Cut To Look Like Small Slabs Of Bacon. Fifteen Per Tin."
Ed Hardy By Christian Audigier Fragrance Collection
Rock and roll wearing this Ed Hardy by Christian Audigier perfume. Tattoo-inspired bottle and delicious floral and fruity fragrance make this women's perfume an irresistible choice. This fragrance was created for your on-the-go lifestyle.