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Personal Pie Factory
It is our humble opinion that, despite the wonders of donuts, and the sublime simplicity of cupcakes, one dessert reigns supreme. The pie. Nothing beats a pie's masterful combinations of sweet and salty, and moist and flaky. A delicious firm crust surrounding the filling of your choice is the perfect capper to any special occasion. Aye, but there's the rub, isn't it? We only seem to make pies for special occasions, and that's just wrong. Pies can be hard to do right - you have to channel Betty Freaking Crocker to do it, sometimes. Plus, if you're making pie, you have to make pie for the group. Sure, there are probably a few of us here at ThinkGeek that would love to just sit down with a fork and a whole 9 inch pie, and gorge on it by ourselves, but there lies shame. Sweet, delicious shame. And so, we suffer through the lengthy periods after major holidays where we wait for an excuse to make pie, again. An excuse? We don't need no stinking excuse! We saw a need, and that need was for simple and single-sized pies that can be made at the drop of a hat. The solution came in this perfect little kitchen gadget right here. The Personal Pie Factory simplifies the process. Start with pie dough (nothing wrong with store-bought frozen dough), and your favorite fillings. Almost anything can work! Whole berries, canned cherries, pumpkin pie filling...! Oh, yeah. Close the lid, and in less than 10 minutes, you've got pie. And they're little bitty pies, too! Just enough for one, so now you can eat the whole pie by yourself, and the stigma for doing so can take a hike. Features Cooks up 4 delicious mini pies in under 10 minutes Nonstick surface for easy removal and cleanup You supply the dough and the filling 5.9 x 9.3 x 11 inches
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30 Assorted Flavors - 7 oz Clear Cans - 12-Count Case
Jelly Belly Assorted jelly beans in 7 oz clear cans. 30 flavors. Perfect present for candy lovers. Convenient size can!
by Jelly Belly
Glass Bowl with Personalized M&Ms
"Present your Personalized M&Ms in style. This elegant clear glass candy bowl comes with three 7oz bags of your personalized M&MS creation. Choose colors, write a creative message, and even add a face! Candy Bowl is 5ï¿½"" high (including lid)."
by My M&M's
Lindt LINDOR Truffles, 60 Truffles/Box
Lindt LINDOR Chocolate Truffles, White Chocolate, 60 Truffles/Box
Caffeinated Hot Cocoa Mix
We just had a big ol' cup of hot cocoa. AAAAH. It's hard to type right now because we are so jacked on caffeine and sugar now that we are actually floating above our chairs. LOOK A BUTTERFLY! We didn't use boring hot cocoa, we used our Caffeinated Hot Cocoa Mix, and our minds are racing and spastic. Read on! OR ELSE. Caffeinated Hot Cocoa Mix is exactly what it says. Each cup has about 175mg of caffeine in it. Caffeinated Hot Cocoa Mix comes in three delicious flavors: Double-Dutch Chocolate, Dark Chocolate, and Chocolate Mint. TY HAS A GOATEE NOW - DOES THAT MEAN HE'S EVIL TY? Can you tell we're a little caffeinated? BECAUSE WE ARE! Whew - hurry and buy some now, so you can get your tastebuds and mind racing, too. Because otherwise, we'll drink all theCaffeinated Hot Cocoa Mix and then we'll explode. PRETZEL JELLYBEANS! Directions: Mix a few spoonfuls into an 8oz glass of water. Of course, you can always add more! For nutrition information, click here. Caffeinated Hot Cocoa Mix Super delicious hot cocoa mix, that just happens to be ultra-caffeinated! Three flavors to choose from: Double-Dutch Chocolate, Dark Chocolate, and Chocolate Mint (aka. Peppermint Patty in the above pic). Each packaged in a resealable zipper pack. Caffeine Content: 175mg per 8oz serving (and that's 8oz including the water) Servings Per Bag: approx. 12.5 Net Wt: approx. 12.5 oz.
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Cookie Misfortune Evil Fortune Cookies
"You've stuffed yourself full of noodles and wontons and spicy bits of fried chicken. Oh, and egg rolls and dumplings and those crunchy soft things that you're not sure what they are, but dang are they good. And then the bill arrives - with fortune cookies. The fortune cookies serve to remind you how nice life can be as you are parted with your money; a reminder of the delicious meal you just ate. Cracking the cookie, you read the fortune inside: ""You will die alone and poorly dressed."" It's at that moment, when you are stunned and your friends laugh at you, that you realize you've been slipped a Cookie Misfortune Evil Fortune Cookie. See, Cookie Misfortune Evil Fortune Cookies look just like the real thing because, well, they are the real thing. However each of the 10 cookies contains a mean, evil, funny, or depressing fortune. The wrappers are blank, encouraging you to prank friends, family, coworkers, strangers, anyone! Cookie Misfortune Evil Fortune Cookies also make great gifts to encourage creative anarchy in others. Like syphilis, but funnier and more tasty, Cookie Misfortune Evil Fortune Cookies are the gift that keeps on giving. For nutrition information, click here. Cookie Misfortune Evil Fortune Cookies Tasty fortune cookies with evil, cruel, and funny fortunes inside. Wrappers are blank to blend in with any restaurant decor and surprise your target. 10 individually wrapped cookies per package - each with a different fortune (though if you buy multiple packages, you might get repeats). WARNING: Not for children. Trust us. Packaging: All 10 cookies come packed in a quart sized take out box. Yum."
$6.99 $9.99 (- 30%)
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Soylent Green Crackers
"The year is 2022. The world has grown more crowded each year, and as the population has grown, the means to feed that population have dwindled. We couldn't go hungry; something had to be done. That's where the Soylent Corporation stepped in and saved us all. Forget their Soylent Red and Yellow - their crowning achievement has been Soylent Green. And now we share their wondrous invention with you: Soylent Green Crackers. Soylent Green Crackers are the food stuff the world has been waiting for. A pleasing green cracker is low in fat and full of spinach, high energy plankton, and a special blend of herbs and people. Wait, what? Did we say people? DID WE SAY PEOPLE? OH SNAP - SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!! Ok, it's not really people. But Soylent Green Crackers are delicious and a great conversation piece. So remember, Soylent Green Crackers are not really made of people. Or are they? For nutrition information, click here. Soylent Green Crackers Healthy crackers, powered by spinach and plankton. Beautiful (and frightening) vintage-look packaging! Fully licensed edible collectible (i.e. eat the crackers and keep the box!) May or may not contain people. 100% of the electricity used to make these crackers and box comes from green power sources. Net Wt: 4.4oz (approx 10 servings). Box Dimensions: approx. 4.5"" x 7.635"" x 2.5"""
$3.99 $8.99 (- 56%)
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Caffeinated Chocolate Milk Straws
Milk is good for your body. It gives you calcium and a white mustache on your top lip that shows everyone that you listen to all the famous people in advertisements with similar white mustaches. The easy way to make milk better is to add chocolate powder to it, turning it into chocolate milk. Until now, that was the end of the evolution. But we've added another ingredient: caffeine (200mg, to be exact). Presenting Caffeinated Chocolate Milk Straws. Yeah, you read that right. Caffeinated Chocolate Milk Straws - with 200mg of caffeine per straw. Here's what you do: pop the ends of the straw and mix the powder with 8oz of milk (of course, you can add more or less, depending on your specific tastes), stir, and then suck it through the straw. It's that simple to get delicious chocolate milk loaded with caffeine. 200mg is about 2.5 energy drinks worth, in case you're wondering. Caffeinated Chocolate Milk Straws - just add milk (we'll take care of the buzz and the chocolate)! For nutrition information, click here. Caffeinated Chocolate Milk Straws Pour into a glass of milk and mix for delicious chocolate milk - with 200mg of caffeine! Yup, you read that right: 200mg of caffeine!!! That's as much caffeine as 2.5 energy drinks. Use the straw to drink the hyper chocolate milk once mixed. Each pack has 3 straws. Each straw should be mixed with 8oz of milk (of course, you can mix to taste).
$3.99 $7.99 (- 50%)
At Home Mushroom Growing Kit
Pleurotus ostreatus is one of the more delicious members of the mushroom kingdom. Unlike your typical mushroom, which grows up from the ground, oyster mushrooms are often spotted growing out from the sides of trees or other vertical surfaces. They're delicious in Chicken Marsala, a stir fry, or as a meat substitute in vegetarian tacos. This kit has everything you need to grow delicious oyster mushrooms in your home. Even if you don't have a green thumb, this process is pretty much idiot-proof. Open the box. Place the box on a window sill where it'll get some sun. Use the mister bottle to spray water on the soil twice a day. In about 10 days, you'll have a crop of mushrooms ready to harvest! Each box will yield at least two crops of mushrooms, but some folks have been lucky enough to get as many as four! Once you've harvested all you can from your kit, use the growth material in your garden. It'll add nutrients to your other plants. Everything in this kit is made from recycled materials and is itself recyclable, so it's the perfect green gift for the food lover in your life. Product Specifications Grow up to 1.5 pounds of tasty pearl oyster mushrooms Multiple crops (at least 2, but maybe as many as 4!) Your first crop can be ready in as little as 10 days So easy to grow, anyone can do it: Open box Place box on the window sill Mist with water twice a day Harvest mushrooms Eat mushrooms Soil inside is 100% recycled coffee grounds (We promise that this will not make your mushrooms taste like coffee.) Safe & sustainable gift that keeps on giving Kit includes: Box with soil, pre-seeded with mushrooms Mister (just fill with tap water!) Directions
Mana Energy Potion
You've been there before. You are playing your level 70 priest and are about to cast Circle of Healing to revitalize your group during a raid in the bowels of Azeroth's nether regions. But alas, you've been playing for 40 hours straight, and you fall asleep before you can cast the spell. And then everyone in your group dies. And then they all hate you. All because you couldn't stay awake. Loser. Well, let us deliver your salvation from this impending disaster. Let us gift you with more Mana - Mana Energy Potion, that is. Mana Energy Potion was created with gamers in mind. Each tiny shot (in perhaps the coolest bottle ever) gives you as much get-up-and-kill as 2 Red Bulls® or 4 cups of office coffee (i.e. the crappy kind). Each shot is sorta sweet/tart in a delightful way and will load you up with caffeine and tons of brain boosters (and yet, no sugar). If you want more Mana in your game, then you need more Mana Energy Potion in your life. Mana Energy Potion - because licking your monitor is dumb. For nutritional information, click here. Mana Energy Potion Each tiny shot is loaded with 160mg of caffeine and tons of other energy boosters. As much caffeine as two cans of Red Bull® Provides 5-8 hours of smooth energy. No sugar, so no aftercrash. Net Wt.: 1.69oz.
Fizzy Cupcake Drink Tablets
"Oberon and Titania dance in circles, fight often, and sometimes mess with the affairs of mortals. One thing they can both agree on, however, is that the only drink worth drinking is Cupcake Juice (it's the real reason why cupcakes are called fairy cakes in some locals). But it's actually a lengthy brewing process to get said juice, so when the Fairy King and Queen travel, they bring along some Fizzy Cupcake Drink Tablets. And now you can, too! Fizzy Cupcake Drink Tablets are effervescent tablets that you plop into any liquid you want. It will add fizz and also an enchanting cupcake taste. Add to water to take it straight, or try milk for a creamier (and calcium-er) taste. Really, your imagination is the limit. Why, you can even use Fizzy Cupcake Drink Tablets as a prank to surprise your friends (you could do that with the Fizzy Bacon Drink Tablets below, but somehow that seems too mean). We like cupcakes and we like drinking - so Fizzy Cupcake Drink Tablets are the perfect combination of both! For nutrition information, click here. Fizzy Cupcake Drink Tablets Plop it into liquid, and watch it fizz up with the taste of cupcakes! Works to add cupcake to any drink: water, milk, soda, wine, etc. Each tin contains about fifteen tablets. Tin Dimensions: 2.25"" diameter."
Keurig® Mini Plus K10 Mini Plus Coffee Brewer
Keurig® K10 Mini Plus Coffee Brewer, Black
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AeroShot - Breathable Chocolate
"We have a problem with the name of this product. ""Le Whif"" is not a word in French. Although we suppose that ""Le Smell"" or ""Les Microns of Food"" just doesn't sound quite the same. Oh well. It is what it is. We have to say, despite looking a little like you're sucking on a lipstick or smoking an extra short cigar, this product is pretty darn cool. Pop it open, stick it between your lips, and inhale through your mouth. Suddenly it will feel as though your tongue is bathed in tiny molecules of delicious chocolate. Because that's exactly what happens. You get all the taste of chocolate, but with none of the calories or guilt. Perfect for chocoholics on a diet! But because we know our audience, we're also stocking the coffee flavor pods, just in case you want the kick of coffee without drinking a cup. Product Specifications Recommended for use by geeks over 18 Special inhaler allows you to taste chocolate without eating A 3-pack of chocolatey goodness, including 1 Cherry Chocolate 1 Chocolate Chocolate 1 Mint Chocolate Tube is 100% biodegradable Each Whif contains 300mg of chocolate, 40-80mg per inhalation (less than 1 calorie) Great for dieters and possibly smokers who prefer chocolate flavor . No, it won't go into your lungs. The particles will fall deliciously on your tongue. Le Whif is ingested, not inhaled. Le Whif should not be used by people with ragweed allergies. May contain traces of soy and wheat Do not use Le Whif in conjunction with alcohol Chocolate Whif ingredients: Organic cane sugar, organic cocoa solids, organic vanilla, natural flavors. May contain traces of soy, wheat, and gluten."
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