Classic Bordeaux Toilet Seat Decal - Size: Elongated
ATT1005: Features: -Toilet seat applique.-Bordeaux design.-Elegant and sophisticated, always in style, never outdated.-Modern style.-Reusable electrostatic vinyl.-For use on smooth toilet lids.-Not for use on cushioned vinyl or decorative brown wooden seats.-To clean simply wipe using non-harsh or non-abrasive chemicals.-For best results, store flat.-Hygienic.-Wipes clean.-No adhesive.-Easy to install. Dimensions: -Product weight: 0.2 lb.-Round toilet seat: 12'' W x 13.5'' D.-Elongated toilet seat: 12'' W x 15'' D. Collection: -Classic collection.
Out Of My Mind ...... Bumper Bumper Sticker
Are you out of your mind?..... Crazy Sticker Bumper Tell the world how you feel Our bumper stickers are perfect for expressing yourself while cruising down the highway or just for posting on the wall. Size: 10 x 3. Available in Opaque white or Transparent clear. Printed on 4mil vinyl using water and UV resistant inks - means no fading in the sun or bleeding in the rain..
Swedish FireSteel - FireSteel
Originally developed for the Swedish Department of Defense, Swedish FireSteel is a flash of genius. Its nearly 3,000°C spark makes fire building easy in any weather, at any altitude. Used by a number of armies around the world, Swedish FireSteel's dependability has already made it a favorite of survival experts, hunters, fishermen and campers. It has also found its way into cabins and backyards as a fool-proof way to light stoves and gas-barbecues...
Chainsaws are awesome tools. They've been around ever since around 1830 (look up: Heine's osteotome) and evolved into what we know by around WWII. But it's kind of hard to keep a whole chainsaw in your pocket (not to mention dangerous). Oh, but now you can. And, because it's just the perfect name, we call this chainsaw you keep in your pocket: the Pocket Chainsaw! Each Pocket Chainsaw comes curled up in a tin...
Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon
The season is summer, not sure the month. We've been holed up in TG HQ for seven years now. The zombies have fought long and hard, but the tide is seeming to finally turn. We will survive this invasion, this walking pestilence. We will, because we were smart enough to stock up on Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon. Yes, we have been surviving on bacon. That is why we are strong; that is why we'll win. Ok, that is just one scenario where having a lot of Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon would be handy. Another one is: you are gaming late at night and you get hungry. Seriously, do you really need a reason to crave bacon? We think not. And Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon is the very best canned bacon we've ever tasted. Not mushed up like dog food, this bacon is in actual strips - blessed with the magic of preservatives to last over 10 years in the can. Sure, you have to refrigerate after opening, but we bet you'll eat it all too quick to worry about that. Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon - the zenith of canned bacon! For nutrition information, click here.
Canned Unicorn Meat by ThinkGeek
Excellent source of sparkles! Unicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go. What you don't know is that when unicorns reach the end of their lifespan, they are drawn to County Meath, Ireland. The Sisters at Radiant Farms have dedicated their lives to nursing these elegant creatures through their final days... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
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Team Fortress 2 Inflatable Balloonicorn
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the municipal ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, was seen playing patty-cake with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk. Did you like Balloonicorn so much in the Pyromania Update that you'd like to take him home with you? Because Balloonicorn could really use a place to crash at for a bit (one, two weeks max), he's going through a bit of a rough patch right now. Also, you totally won't even know he's there. Hey, look, also, could you pick Balloonicorn up some smokes on the way home? He's good for it, he's just waiting to get some money wired to him. Product Specifications Inflatable Balloonicorn for fans of Team Fortress 2 Also for fans of things pink, adorable, and inflatable Direct from the much-anticipated Meet the Pyro video Officially licensed Team Fortress 2 collectible Includes a code for a genuine unique TF2 item! Dimensions: 3 feet tall! This is a whole lot of magic!
$4.99 $29.99 (- 83%)
Glowing Moonlight Cushion
As we all know, unicorns are all about prancing through pristine meadows, eating candy corn, and pooping rainbows. But how do we get baby unicorns? Well, when a Mommy Unicorn and a Daddy Unicorn love each other very much, they gently stomp on a Glowing Moonlight Cushion, turn on some Barry White, and you know the rest. This light-up, color changing cushion is the fluffiest light source you'll find anywhere. Use it to create some mood lighting or as a soothing rainbow night light in your child's room. A simple tap to the center of the pillow turns it on and another tap turns it off. Ultra bright LEDs create beautiful colors that illuminate the whole cushion with a gently shifting light that shimmers between colors. It's chill, it's beautiful. It may or may not attract unicorns. Product Features A chill and colorful way to set some mood lighting Tap the center to bring it to life, tap again to turn it off Colors cycle automatically for an ever-changing display Ultra-soft and fuzzy plush outer layer makes it very snuggly Perfect to use for a nightlight or to set the scene for unicorn romance Bright, low energy LEDs do not create heat, so are totally safe! Powered by 3 AAA batteries - battery pack tucked inside a zippered compartment Dimensions: approximately 13.75" tall x 13.75" wide x 6.7" deep
Star Trek Interactive Tribbles
In the 23rd century, an enterprising trader named Cyrano Jones procured an interesting and adorable little creature. These tiny furry beasties had a calming effect on the nervous systems of humanoids - well most humanoids, anyway. They were called tribbles. These tribbles, when they're not busy being cute and purring, were prodigious breeders. As one country-doctor once quipped, "Well, the nearest thing that I can figure is that they're born pregnant - which appears to be quite a time-saver!" In fact, their ability to multiply is so incredible, they can fill an entire cargo hold in three days - that's one million, seven-hundred seventy-one thousand, five hundred sixty one tribbles... assuming one tribble with an average litter of ten producing a new generation every twelve hours. That's some impressive breeding, right there. It would make any man want to high-five any tribble, except tribbles don't have arms. These tribbles, however, are genetically altered to be sterile. In fact, ThinkGeek will guarantee that, should our tribbles somehow begin to multiply, we will dispatch someone to remove the infestation from your starship or space-station - even if it takes seventeen-point-nine years.
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Organ Transport Lunch Cooler
Perhaps you've heard this story before? You spend the time to prepare an awesome lunch, and carry it with you to work only to find that, when the lunch whistle sounds, some filthy thief raided your tupperware and has stolen your juice-box. Sure, there are plenty of ways to combat the dreaded lunch thief. You can leave passive-aggressive notes, but those only get laughed at. You can resort to shelf-stable items that require no refrigeration, but they kinda suck...
$4.99 $12.99 (- 62%)
The Social Impact of Thong Underwear
Was a Miami University male professor really banned from the school's recreation center because he refused to stop wearing thong swimwear? How did a thong play a role in one of the worst scandals in recent American politics? What role did a thong play in stripping Miss Nevada USA of her crown? These and many more questions are answered in this book.
by Barnes & Noble
This Inflatable Turkey looks so delicious you can almost smell the stuffing. But keep the carving knives away, because this bird is strictly for show! Each 16 (40.6 cm) long, vinyl turkey is perfect for staging your Thanksgiving table while the real turkey is roasting, or batting around on a sunny day at the beach. Comes deflated in a 4-1/4 x 2-3/4 x 2-7/8 (10.8 cm x 7 cm x 7.3 cm) illustrated tin. Shrink wrapped.
Game Of Thrones Pop! Edition 2 Robb Stark Vinyl Figure
Robb Stark is given a fun, and funky, stylized look as an adorable collectible vinyl figure!; 3 3/4" tall; Imported; By Funko
by Hot Topic
Book of Secrets
Did you know there's a secret daily flight from the United States to Cuba? Or, that in 1966, the U.S. government smashed a bacteria-laden light bulb inside the New York subway system? Or that there are quite a few abandoned underground New York subway stations? Or, that there's an entire (now-abandoned) underground movie theater in France? Of course not, because they are secrets. And this book is full of them. That's why it's called [insert eerie music here] the Book of Secrets. OOOOoooooo...
Toxic Waste Drum Laundry Basket
Nothing screams "college geek" like piles of laundry that sit forever. Now we've got just the thing to complete your apartment or dorm room: this toxic waste drum laundry basket! Perfect for those of us who put off laundry until the last minute and need a place to...dispose of our dirty shirts and socks...
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USB Neon Light
Neon lighting really sets the mood when you're at the computer. The bright blue Neon @ symbol will take you to a faraway street corner where neon signs, concrete, and dark alleys await you at every corner. Time on the computer will feel a little more 'dangerous' and wild. You might as well open a bar on your desk, serving shots off your keyboard and cut limes on your monitor. Maybe not a great idea, but the mix of your computer station and neon lighting definitely mixes things up and is a great gift for big city lovers and workaholics. The Light comes with a USB cord, on/off switch, utilizes 32MB of RAM, requires 50 MB of available hard disk space, and works with both PC and MAC computers.
$0.01 $14.99 (- 100%)
Mini Batman Bat-Signal
In the inky cloak of florescent lighting, things keep disappearing from your desk. First it was a pen. Then a pencil. Then a sandwich. Then your mouse. Assuming you aren't taking these things home with you, there's office theft abounding. But these crimes are too small to call the police - you need to call a mini Batman! And what better way to summon Mini Batman than with this Mini Batman Bat-Signal...
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Bacon Scented Air Freshener
Everyone talks about that "new car smell." But sometimes new cars smell kinda stinky. Now, that "new bacon smell" - freshly cooked and sizzling - now that's a smell we love every time it hits our olfactory receptors. It's like if you built a castle out of pure diamond and floated it up on a cloud and you could only get there via jetpack that fired out rainbows. Yeah, the smell of freshly cooked bacon is like that. And now you can make any space smell like meat with the Bacon Scented Air Freshener. Look - it even kinda looks like bacon. And it smells like bacon. And you can hang it anywhere you want to smell bacon - just use the hanging string. Each Bacon Scented Air Freshener will make you remember the times you've munched bacon and how happy you were. Seriously, though, the Bacon Scented Air Freshener - it's an air freshener that smells like bacon. What more do you need to know? Bacon Scented Air Freshener It hangs up and smells like bacon. Perfect for your car, dorm, office, or anywhere else you want to smell meat. Includes a handy hanging string. Dimensions: approx 4" tall.
$1.49 $3.99 (- 63%)
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Cardboard Safari Heart Shaped Gift Box
"Our hearts always melt when we see creative geeky proposals. From programming a special game, to recruiting geek celebrities to help pop the question, to engagement rings that look like R2-D2 or the One Ring, we love them all! But of course, we know that not everybody can do huge, complicated things (and not everyone wants to be the center of the hullabaloo!) Express your love with a simple DIY heart-shaped box. The Cardboard Safari gift box comes flat-packed with detailed instructions. You can order it in classic brown or bright white, and both can be painted, sharpied, or glittered to suit your giftee. The interior compartment is big enough for something nice like an engagement ring (hint hint!) or one of our geeky charm bracelets. Just don't put fire in it, because cardboard is totally flammable. Also, red hot love has nothing to do with actual fire. Product Specifications Laser-cut cardboard art kit creates a heart-shaped box Choose between natural brown or bright white Made of recycled cardboard Flat-packed, includes detailed assembly instructions Dimensions: 7"" x 7"" x 4"" (interior: 4"" x 3"" x 1.5"") Note: Cardboard is flammable, so don't put fiery things inside it."
$7.79 $12.99 (- 40%)
Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl
"We love goldfish, but alas, we're also lazy and forget to feed the little dudes. And we're ever so tired of all the toilet bowl funerals. That was just a joke to mention toilets, as we would never fail to feed our fishy friends. But what if there was an easier way to enjoy a goldfish without having to worry about food? There is (huzzah!) and it is the Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl. Playing with your new Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl is super easy. Put fresh batteries into the top, push the base decoration into the bowl, fill the bowl with water, and put the top back on. Tap the top and the fishy ""swims"" around - looking quite alive. There's even an LED light show that morphs from one color to another for the perfect relaxing fishy mood. All you have to feed your Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl is batteries, and it will love you as much as a piece of plastic can love a human. Forever! Never again will you have to write ""RIP Cap'n Goldikins"" on your toilet. We salute you, Cap'n. Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl Just like a real fish, it ""swims around."" But unlike a real fish, you never need to feed it! Real glass bowl - just add batteries and water (both not included). Three Modes: Demo - Fish swims for 30 seconds with lights (button must be pressed first). Play - Fish swims for 90 seconds with lights. E.P. - Fish swims for 5 minutes with lights. Includes: Glass bowl, fish unit, and base decoration. Batteries: 3 x AA Dimensions: approx. 7.5"" x 4.5"" x 7.9"""
Doctor Who Time Lord Psychic Container
"When a Time Lord needs to send a message, technologies like pony express or email just won't do. The psychic container is where it's at: every bit of your message conveyed in exactly the way you meant it to be heard and felt by the recipient. Of course, if it's a bad message, then the sight of the little flying box is not a welcome one. This replica of the psychic container features motion-sensitive light changing effects. Tap the top to turn on the white glow. Tap again for white flickering mode (the most psychic-looking of the effects, in our opinion!), and tap yet again to go into color mode which cycles through a rainbow of colors. The Mark of the Corsair graces the front, reminding us that a Time Lord is eternal. The Doctor Who Time Lord Psychic Container makes a fun desk accessory or a nifty night light for your bedside table. Product Specifications Time Lord Psychic Container from the BBC TV series Doctor Who Officially licensed Doctor Who collectible From the episode ""The Doctor's Wife"" written by Neil Gaiman Color changing plastic cube with glowing and flickering effects Three modes: Color change, white glow, and white flicker Simply tap the cube to begin the light effects, tap again to turn off Automatically turns off after 10 minutes to conserve battery life Makes a great bedside night light Dimensions: 3.63"" x 3.63"" x 3.63"" Batteries: 3x LR44 batteries (included)"
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Hidden Wall Safe
The Hidden Wall Safe is handy because most burglars spend less than six minutes inside a victim's home and only have time to check the most obvious places for valuables. These unique wall safes allow you to hide valuables inside one of many identical looking wall outlets you already have in your home, the last place someone is likely to look. According to the Chicago Police these units are better than a locked safe and a hundred times cheaper. Worried about the outlet cover not matching your other outlets? No sweat, you can interchange any standard plug cover for this one to match your other plugs.
$4.99 $7.99 (- 38%)
Polaroid 16X & 220X Zoom Lens iPhone 5 Case
"""Innovative iPhone case equipped with a detachable 16X telephoto lens & a 220X microscope lens + a tripod so you can snap sweet shots like a pro while you're on-the-go. CONTENT + CARE- Plastic, glass, electronics- Wipe clean- ImportedSIZE- Fits iPhone5,SILVER,ONE SIZE"""
by Urban Outfitters
"""Striped pack-o-paper straws -- a unique, green alternative to plastic! Printed with food-safe, soy-based ink and biodegradable + compostable, too. CONTENT + CARE- Paper- Spot clean- ImportedSIZE- Length: 8"",RED,ONE SIZE"""
by Urban Outfitters
LEGO Brick Alarm Clock: Pink
LEGO Brick Alarm Clock The LEGO signature brick now presents itself as a multi-functional alarm clock. The digital clock is displayed on an LCD screen with a backlight so you can even see the time at night. Available in a variety of bright fun colors. Perfect for kids or adults and makes a great gift! Recommended for ages 6+. Requires 2 AA batteries (included).
by SkyMall, Inc.
Invisible Ink Kit
Invisible Ink Kit INVIS-ID is a high-tech alternative to that old fashioned engraver. Put an end to defacing your valuables and mark them with INVIS-ID in a fraction of the time. INVIS-ID is a theft deterrent system which allows police to detect, identify, and RETURN stolen property to its rightful owner. Don't let your property end up in a police auction simply because they were untraceable. Thieves look for visible markings such as serial numbers or engravings. If they can't see your mark, they won't remove it. The INVIS-ID solution is simple: Use it in conjunction with Law Enforcement's Operation Identification program (instructions inside) and mark your valuables with covert, invisible ink for traceability in the event of loss or theft. Unlike engraving, our invisible permanent ink will never harm or deface any surfaces. Use on books, computers, phones, tablets and more! Includes: *Invisible Ink Marker Pen *Aluminum UV-LED *Plastic Storage Case *Extra Set of Batteries *Door and Static-Cling Window Warning Decals *Operation ID Program Detailed Instruction Card Benefits: *Won't Deface Property *Won't Affect Resale Value *Resolves Ownership Disputes *Deceptive to Thieves *Increases Chances of Recovery *Aids in Conviction
by SkyMall, Inc.
Yellow Dalek Desk Protector
Dr. Who Yellow Dalek Desk Protector Protect your desk you must! When motion is detected Dalek reacts with 1 of 4 sounds. Powered by USB, simply plug DALEK into a free USB port. Dalek sounds: Hover SFX, Exterminate, Time, Jump or Imminent Repair or Gun SFX.
by SkyMall, Inc.
Coke Vintage Tiffany Lamp
Coca Cola Vintage 40 Inch Tiffany Lamp This Coca-Cola 40 inch Stained Glass Tiffany Lamp is the perfect gift for the Coke Fan in your life. Use for lighting your Billiard Table, Kitchen Table or even your Dining Room Table. Features include: *Handmade with stained glass *Zinc channelling *Pull chain on/off switch *10 foot power cord (110 volt) with 3 prong plug *Hanging hardware included *3 feet of hanging chain included *Three bulb style (bulbs not included, max 60 watt per bulb) *Made in USA *Great for gifts and recreation decor
by SkyMall, Inc.
Funny Food Bandages
Our collection includes Pickles, Bacon, Beef, Cupcakes and Crime Scene. Various bandages and various sizes.
by SkyMall, Inc.
Dachshund Ice Cube Tray
Dachshund Ice Cube Tray Silicone ice cube tray yields 9 wiener-shaped cubes, each measuring 2-1/2"L x 1-1/2"H x 1/2"D. The malleable tray makes it easy to pop the canine cubes right out. Tray is dishwasher-safe and measures 6-1/4"H x 8-1/2"W x 1/2"D.
by SkyMall, Inc.
The Illumicube. This clear acrylic cube is filled with 64 multi-colored LEDs that systematically illuminate in millions of different combinations, producing a mesmerizing light show. The LEDs generate 4,096 different colors and they illuminate in unison or in succession with the same or contrasting colors, creating a continuous cycle of visually captivating light patterns. All 64 LEDs may emit a vibrant crimson hue and then slowly fade to magenta, each row may illuminate in succession to create waves of rolling light, or the LEDs may light-up one at a time to produce a flaring, twirling light streak. The LEDs last up to 100,000 hours. Plugs into AC. 6-1/2" H x 5" W x 5" D. (1 lb.)
by SkyMall, Inc.