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Soft Kitty Pillow
$29.99 $19.99
Soft Kitty Pillow
"You know what your couch is missing? Something that indicates that your spot is yours. Like a reserved sign or a Google map pin. Only, ideally, it'd be something you could sit on so that when your hands are full of Friday-night Chinese food and appropriately-themed beverage product you don't have to move whatever it is that indicates your demesne. Oh wait. We have just the thing for that. How about a Soft Kitty Pillow? It can claim your space when you're not on the couch, and when you are, it's there to provide comforting cushioning. Sing it with us now: Soft kitty, warm kitty Little ball of fur Happy kitty, sleepy kitty Purr purr purr Soft Kitty Pillow 16"" wide x 14"" high x 7 1/2"" deep (incuding muzzlepowch). All details embroidered. Embroidered tabby stripes continue to back of pillow. Polyester fiber. All new material. Do not machine wash. Surface clean with a damp cloth. For ages 3+. Note: This pillow does not play Soft Kitty. You'll have to hum it to yourself."
ThinkGeek
Swarovski Swarovski Kris Bear - Red Roses for You Color accents
$99.00 $69.00
Swarovski Swarovski Kris Bear - Red Roses for You Color accents
Say it with flowers! This adorable Kris Bear holds a beautiful bunch of roses in Bordeaux crystal, nicely decorated with a silver-tone metal bow. This cute creation sparkles in clear crystal with a printed smile and Jet crystal eyes and nose. The perfect way to express your affection! Decoration object. Not a toy. Not suitable for children under 15. Dimensions: Size: 1 1/8 x 1 5/8 x 7/8 inches in x in
Swarovski Crystal
Crystal Skull Glassware
$9.99
Crystal Skull Glassware
Have you been putting in late hours at your lab in Castle East? Seeing eerie and surprising sights? Now the cadavers rise, the ghouls knock down the doors, the zombies are pouring drinks for Wolf Man and Dracula... are you still at work or is this a party? Now everything's cool. Just have that coffin-banger over at the bar mix you a Transylvania Twist in one of these Crystal Skull Shotglasses. Not into shots? No biggie, how about a pumpkin ale or a hard cider in a Crystal Skull Stein? Sit back and enjoy the rockin' sounds of Igor and the Crypt-Kicker Five. Just remember, no matter how awesome the monster bash is, we'd like to see you around tomorrow. We hear that Frankenstein runs a designated driver service. Product Specifications Creepy cool glassware for Halloween or anytime Host your own monster bash (with or without vampires) Choose: Skull Stein (holds 1 pint), features bony handle Set of 4 Skull Shotglasses (1.5 ounces each) Dishwasher safe We love you (even you creepy people), so drink responsibly
ThinkGeek
ZAZOO Photo Clock
$89.99
ZAZOO Photo Clock
"ZAZOO Photo Clock is the solution for your early riser. This multimedia clock visual time telling shows children when to stay in bed and when to get up. Just choose from the daytime and nighttime image options, or personalize with your own photos. It even serves as a digital photo frame, traditional alarm clock or music/video player, ensuring years of use as your child grows older. Features a 7"" screen, SD chip and USB ports for easy uploading, plus a handy remote and plastic sheath protecting the screen Dimensions: 8""L x 1""W x 5.5""H."
Brookstone
Gingerdead Men Cookie Cutter
$6.99
Gingerdead Men Cookie Cutter
Is ginger used in embalming? No. Is it an effective herbal ingredient in tinctures that increase longevity? Not really. Can you make a ginger tea that will make you look younger, reduce wrinkles, stem the effects of Alzheimers, macular degeneration, or arthritis? Sadly, no. Ginger is great for things like stomach aches and nausea, but will it lead to a longer life? Probably not. So it is with this cookie cutter that we remind ourselves of our mortality. The inevitability of death. The haunting spectre of Thanatos as he creeps up behind you, scythe at the ready... but it's not all bad news! At least we can get some cookies out of the deal, and that will make the years we have left to us that much more delicious! Gingerbread men are a delicious holiday cookie, but the ones we make have a twist. The cookie cutter we use, you see, cuts a wee little man shape out of your rolled gingerbread dough, while the other side presses a cutesy little skeleton into the surface. The finished cookie looks like a Gingerbread x-ray. A GingerDEAD man, if you will. Get one of your own right here! They're high-quality food-safe ABS plastic is durable, and cleans up quickly, so you can get back to eating more gingerbread cookies. Ginger may not keep your hair-line from receding, but at least they're delicious! Features One gingerbread man cookie-cutter with skeleton impression Makes deliciously dead gingerbread men Durable ABS food-safe plastic Handwash only 5 inches high by 4.25 inches wide
ThinkGeek
Wonder Woman Apron
$24.99 $9.79
Wonder Woman Apron
"You might be asking what the Princess of the Amazons has to do with cooking. Allow us to enlighten you as to why Wonder Woman is the best chef that ever was. For starters, her superhuman strength, stamina, and agility would negate the need for most appliances. Lemonade? Sure, she'll squeeze every drop out of that lemon. Dice a 10-lb bag of potatoes? Give her 30 seconds and a sharp knife. And if she forgot an ingredient, she could just fly to the supermarket. Just remember, her Lasso of Truth will prevent you from lying about the quality of her cooking. This is a full-length, adult-sized apron for anyone who wants to be a little bit more like Wonder Woman. We can't promise you superhuman strength, stamina, and agility or the ability to fly. But there's a Lasso of Truth on your hip and you can threaten to use it! Product Specifications Full-length, adult-sized apron featuring Wonder Woman costume One size fits most adults Size: 27""W x 31""H, 24"" neck loop, 33"" waist tie 100% Polyester: Machine wash gently with like colors, tumble dry low"
ThinkGeek
Ghostbusters Stay Puft Marshmallow Man Mug
$9.99
Ghostbusters Stay Puft Marshmallow Man Mug
There are plenty of mugs out there. Mugs of every shape and size and color. Mugs for fans of Star Wars, Star Trek, zombies, caffeine, Dexter, Game of Thrones... but none of these are as perfect for the consumption of hot cocoa as this one. The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man looks like he's going to come stomping right out of this mug and onto your desk. RAWR! Here he comes! His pudgy hands are open and ready to grab you and squash you into sticky oblivion. Is there a better mug for your hot cocoa? We don't think so. Product Specifications He only looks like a happy guy Holds 11 ounces of your favorite hot cocoa Microwave safe Love your mug: Hand wash for longest artwork life
ThinkGeek
Nostalgia Electrics Hard Candy Cotton Candy Maker, Red
$49.99 $39.99
Nostalgia Electrics Hard Candy Cotton Candy Maker, Red
Embrace your inner child with this Nostalgia Electrics cotton candy maker. : Translucent, plastic bowl lets you monitor each batch. Retro design lends a fun touch to your kitchen. Compact size fits perfectly on your countertop. What's Included: 2 plastic cones Product Care: Manufacturer's 90-day limited warrantyFor warranty information please click here: 12.5H x 12.5W x 12.8D 450 watts Model no. PCM805RETRORED Size: One Size. Color: Red.
Kohl's
Warner Brothers Superman Icon Recliner
$155.99
Warner Brothers Superman Icon Recliner
Battling bad guys and fighting for what's right is hard work so give your child a deserving place to rest with the Warner Brothers Superman Icon Recliner. Kids love to have their own seating thats just their size! Your favorite kid can relax and easily adjust this recliner to and from the reclining position. The vibrant print and attention to detail will make your child feel super special. The chair is constructed with a hard wood frame covered with soft comfy foam and fully upholstered in a polyester fabric that is soft durable and easy to clean. The reclining mechanism is made of durable steel to withstand child's play. Clean with mild soap and water. Made in the USA.About Harmony KidsFounded more than 15 years ago, Harmony Kids is based in San Fernando, Calif. They produce high-quality children's and adult glider furniture designed to make life easier and more comfortable. This exceptional company is dedicated to providing their customers with complete and total satisfaction. All Harmony Kids products are proudly manufactured in the United States.
Hayneedle.com
LED Faucet Lights
$19.99
LED Faucet Lights
Tired of that same old monotonous water? Bored with water that doesn't look like futuristic alien mouthwash? Need to make your midnight bathroom appointments more exhilarating? Then you need to get the LED faucet light attachment from ThinkGeek. You can turn any faucet in your home into a streaming fantasia of techie-bliss in just minutes. How does it work? Just attach to the end of your faucet (universal adapters included), and when the water flows through the magic chamber, it simply turns on the LED array and illuminates the stream with soothingly powerful hues. But wait, there's more! Not only does your water light up, but the color light changes with the water's temperature. When the water is cold, you see BLUE LED's until the water temperature hits 89 degrees after which the LEDs turn RED (now with a brushed chrome finish)! Here's what you get: Chamber with LEDs Batteries pre-installed plus a set of spare batteries (uses LR44 watch batteries) Instruction Sheet Two universal adapters included. (fits most standard faucets in USA. Not recommended for faucets outside of the USA.) Dimensions: 2.25" tall, 1.25" diameter.
ThinkGeek
Scallywag Sloop Outdoor Wood Tree Playhouse
$43,999.99 $26,999.99
Scallywag Sloop Outdoor Wood Tree Playhouse
Pirate ship sits atop a real, hollowed-out log. Crafted from redwood, cedar, and douglas fir. Pirate flag, mast and crows nest add authenticity. Pirate theme props add to the fun. Available in standard or deluxe models. Let your children sail the seven seas hunt for treasure or find themselves on a deserted island with the Scallywag Sloop. Your kids will love entering their pirate ship through a trapdoor hidden inside a real hollowed out log and exiting down the fireman's pole. They can steer their ship to famous ports at the ship's wheel while their friends keep watch through the cannon holes. Sure to set their imaginations on fire with the mast crows nest and a real pirate flag your kids will spend hours playing outside and will beg you for a chance to sleep under the stars like pirates of old. Mom and dad can even enjoy a midnight sail after the kids are in bed.Features of the standard Scallywag Sloop:Real oversized log - approximately 5-feet diam.Log porch door and cannon5 x 6 foot clubhouse floor8 x 6 foot pirate ship bow with ship's wheelPlayhouse trapdoorCrooked windows and cannon holesClubhouse doorway1 belt swingFireman's poleShip's wheelMast with crow's nestPirate flagSkeleton figureheadPirate theme propsMeasures 19W x 10D x 23H feet In addition to what's listed above the deluxe model Scallywag Sloop has these extra or enhanced features:2 clubhouse doorwaysRedwood barrel/crate stack carving6 x 6 foot oversized balcony floorStaircase with landingMonkey barsSpiral turbo slideMeasures 26W x 12D x 23H feet All of our tree houses have two main pieces: the playhouse and the log. The entrance is made from an actual fallen old log which is hollowed out with a chainsaw and the house which is crafted from redwood or cedar is on top. To get in simply enter the door on the log climb the ladder and go through the trap door to find yourself inside. These playhouses are an amazing addition to your landscaping whether or not you have kids!Each tree house is unique in its own way because no two logs are exactly alike. The tree houses average 15-feet tall (Scallywag averages 23-feet tall) and the logs average 5-feet in diameter and while a bit snug there is more than enough room for a large adult to climb inside and stand up straight. You will need to have a forklift for the day of delivery and installation.
Hayneedle.com
FieldCandy Space Tent
$789.99 $399.99
FieldCandy Space Tent
"When we pitched this tent at ThinkGeek HQ, it was an awe-inspiring moment. It is just so darn beautiful. Luckily, while it is full of stars (at least the flysheet is!), entering the tent will not transport you to a faraway star system, unless that's what you usually dream about while sleeping. At the moment, Stephonee (Inventory Monkey & SpaceTweep Extraordinaire) has claimed it as her new office space. We only see her when she has to come in to use the bathroom. Hold on to your SeV hoodie, because we're going to tell you all about this limited-edition beauty: Limited Edition Artwork With the limited edition, digitally printed, designer flysheet (only 195 in the world with the ""Spacious"" design!) and you'll be hard-pressed to find a twin to your tent wherever your camping adventures may take you. Heavy-duty Construction The base tent is a high-performance A-frame storm tent, based on the hardiest expedition tents on the market today. Extreme weather is no problem. Flysheet The flysheet is 100% polyester, flex & tear tested, highly UV fade resistant, and waterproof to a minimum of 3m hydrostatic head. It is treated with Ultra-Fresh to prevent buildup of nasties like fungus and bacteria and coated with teflon for ultimate strength. The flysheet also provides you with a ""front porch"" to your tent, where you can store items that you don't want in your sleeping space. Pin back one or both sides of the front porch area to let more light into your inner tent. Zippers Zippers are from YKK, the world's leading manufacturer of zippers. The flysheet features a YKK zip with large inner and outer toggle protected by a Velcro zip cover. Pegging Points Pegging points are strong elastic and adjustable for security and stability. They're designed to prevent roof dipping and groundsheet rucking and include storm guy lines for extra protection in bad weather. Pegs FieldCandy pegs are hardened aluminum, extra strong and nigh-impossible to bend. A handy little hole is drilled in there for your custom peg puller. Spare pegs and a hammer for knocking pegs into the ground are included. Poles High quality, high strength, lightweight, precision-engineered aluminum alloy poles are quick and easy to set up. With a little wiggle they slot together all by themselves! Inner Tent Modern tents are made of plastic and hold moisture inside, resulting in a miserable muggy atmosphere. FieldCandy's inner tent is 100% natural cotton that breathes, making the air inside much drier and more comfortable. FieldCandy inner tents are sewn with cotton and the flysheets with treated polyester, both through flat felled seams, which are then seam sealed for maximum performance. Sleeping Space Bigger than your average 2-person tent, FieldCandy's inner tent has a light grey interior, a mesh window for ventilation & light, and a place to hang your lantern. You won't DIAF either, because the inner tent is fire retardant to EU and US standard CPAI-84. (But always be sure to keep all fire f..."
ThinkGeek
$149.99
"Ghostbusters 12"" Neon Sign"
"Neon signs are the best investment apartment and condo dwellers can make. Let us explain: a friend of ours picked up a neon sign from a local restaurant that went out of business. It said ""CHICKEN"" in giant orange neon letters and it was glorious. His girlfriend was less enthusiastic about the purchase. However, she ate her words the night of their housewarming party. ""Look for the neon CHICKEN sign,"" Adam wrote on the invitations. Sure enough, nobody got lost in the winding mess that was their community. They followed the warm orange glow right to their front door. Now you can do the same with your very own neon Ghostbusters sign! Whether you're using it to show friends the way to your party or to advertise your very own ghostbusting business, it will guide living beings safely to your door. And as an added bonus, ghosts and poltergeists will stay far away because they know that with the sign comes humans with proton packs. This neon Ghostbusters sign measures 15"" x 12"" and features a universal power cord with adapter."
ThinkGeek
Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat
$34.99
Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat
You are sound asleep when suddenly a piercing noise jolts you out of bed. You slowly slink to the bathroom and flip on the lights. Your eyes are assaulted with the goriest of sights - a shower curtain smeared with bloody hand prints and a bath mat stained with bloody footprints. Your heart is now racing; there's no way you're going back to sleep now. Which is perfect because the piercing noise was your alarm clock, the gory sight was your new Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat, you're now fully awake, and it's time to get ready for work. Of course the Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat are completely practical - you can use them to keep the water in your shower and rub your toesies on when you are done. But that's not why you want them. You want them for the thrill, for the little jolt down your spine every time you turn on the lights. But even that's not the real reason you want them. You want a Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat so that your mom will just shake her head and wonder what she did wrong when she sees them on her next visit. And if she doesn't - if she doesn't think anything is wrong and just goes to clean up the "blood" on your Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat as if she's done it before - well then that's really scary.
ThinkGeek
Geek Panties
$7.99 $5.99
Geek Panties
"It's better to be safe than sorry. Give fair warning with your own pre-printed disclosure unmentionables. You could say you're ""briefing"" your Significant Other on the situation. Let's face it: if they've gotten far enough to read the warning, it isn't likely to stop them, but it sure will elicit a few chuckles. And it's said that a sense of humor is one of the most attractive things about the opposite sex. Personally, we go more for the size of the library and the speed of the processor. These panties fit low on the hips. They're the same style as our HTTPanties, if you have a pair of those. They're 100% cotton, soft, comfortable, and stretchy. And they have full coverage in the back. They come in two varieties: ""I'm blogging this."" which goes nicely with the matching shirts and ""Warranty Void If Removed"", which pairs up nicely with our ""i void warranties"" shirt. Sizing Info: Small Medium Large Waist 25-26 in. 27-29 in. 30-32 in. Hips 34-36 in. 37-39 in. 40-42 in."
ThinkGeek
Lil' Vampire Pacifier
$4.99
Lil' Vampire Pacifier
When our copywriter monkey's brother was a baby, he had a biting problem. He just loved sinking his brand new teeth into anything and anyone available and he especially loved the tender flesh of the human neck. And so, geekling Brian went through life chomping on anyone who dared cuddle him. He would probably have escalated to vampirism if not for one angel of a woman at the grocery store. Mid-dairy-aisle, Brian sunk his razor sharp baby teeth into his mother's neck, causing her to cry out. The woman moved in with advice. "Bite him back," she said. Brian's mom looked skeptical. "Seriously," the woman said. "He won't learn unless you bite him back." Mom sunk her teeth into Brian's tender baby neck. He cried, he screamed, and he never bit anyone ever again. Do you have a noisy baby or one you feel may grow up to drink the blood of mortals? This pacifier is the way to go. It features luscious red lips and a full set of teeth including sharp canines for sucking the blood of the living. Our lawyers say we must tell you that ThinkGeek is not responsible if your geekling grows up to be one of the undead (but we are grateful because that means they can be one of our customers for centuries!).
ThinkGeek
Desktop Carnivorous Plant Set
$24.99 $14.99
Desktop Carnivorous Plant Set
Here at ThinkGeek, we truly understand you have needs. Especially at work where minutes often last hours and hours become days. You need to be entertained, you don't want your neurons to prematurely atrophy. You crave stimulation. You crave a Carnivorous desktop plant set. Perfect for the casual office worker who delights in watching insects slowly meet their makers as they are painfully digested by an engaging variety of meat-sucking flora. Nothing quite like it...
ThinkGeek
The Ex - Unique Knife Set and Holder
$79.99
The Ex - Unique Knife Set and Holder
We'll get right to the point with this product - it's a wicked cool design for a knife holder and certainly a lot more edgy than the standard old block of wood. We're not sure who the designer might have been thinking of when he created this but we definitely like the results. And it includes five knives!. This unique artistic knife holder is made of heavy duty ABS plastic and will be the talk of the party! It's an innovative knife suspension system with individual protective knife sleeves for each blade. The five knives are made from heavy gauge durable stainless steel. The slots are magnetized to secure knives in the holder. Overall, we'd say The Ex Knife Set is very cutting edge!
ThinkGeek
Grow Your Own Banana Tree
$9.99 $5.99
Grow Your Own Banana Tree
"Ah, bananas. You can tally them. You can feed them to monkeys. You can pretend they are guns and rob banks in silent comedies and cartoons. AND, they are high in potassium! Oh, and if a bad guy is chasing you, you can so totally drop the banana peel on the floor to create instant hilarity! But here are two things you might not have known. 1. The ""banana tree"" is not actually a tree; it's the world's largest herb. 2. If you get one of these Grow Your Own Banana Tree kits, you'll have almost everything you need to, well, grow your own banana tree (that's really an herb). See, each Grow Your Own Banana Tree comes with everything you need to grow some nanners except for water, sunlight, and unadulterated monkey love. The package is actually a mini greenhouse, and it's guaranteed by the manufacturer to grow. Once the banana tree (we're gonna just call it that for ease, so hush) sprouts, it will grow about a foot in the first month. Treat it right, and you'll have a six foot tree on your hands in about a year. Of course, actually growing fruit will take a bit longer, but if you work hard at it (and don't forget all the monkey love), your Grow Your Own Banana Tree kit could eventually yield fruit! MONKEY LOVES BANANAS! Grow Your Own Banana Tree Banana trees are easy and fun to grow - so grow your own, already. The banana tree grows about a foot in its first month and as much as six feet in its first year. Actually, it's not a tree at all; it's the world's largest herb! Includes: Banana tree seeds, windowsill greenhouse, planting mixture, and instructions/information sheet. Package (Greenhouse) Dimensions: 9"" x 4.5"" x 6"""
ThinkGeek
Star Trek Interactive Tribbles
$24.99
Star Trek Interactive Tribbles
In the 23rd century, an enterprising trader named Cyrano Jones procured an interesting and adorable little creature. These tiny furry beasties had a calming effect on the nervous systems of humanoids - well most humanoids, anyway. They were called tribbles. These tribbles, when they're not busy being cute and purring, were prodigious breeders. As one country-doctor once quipped, "Well, the nearest thing that I can figure is that they're born pregnant - which appears to be quite a time-saver!" In fact, their ability to multiply is so incredible, they can fill an entire cargo hold in three days - that's one million, seven-hundred seventy-one thousand, five hundred sixty one tribbles... assuming one tribble with an average litter of ten producing a new generation every twelve hours. That's some impressive breeding, right there. It would make any man want to high-five any tribble, except tribbles don't have arms. These tribbles, however, are genetically altered to be sterile. In fact, ThinkGeek will guarantee that, should our tribbles somehow begin to multiply, we will dispatch someone to remove the infestation from your starship or space-station - even if it takes seventeen-point-nine years.
ThinkGeek
Corn Dog Factory
$26.99
Corn Dog Factory
"The greatest thing about carnivals isn't the rides. It's not the games, or the cheating carnies that con you out of your giant stuffed badger. No, the greatest thing about carnivals is the food. Oh, scoff if you must, but there's something about the funnel cake, cotton candy, and various meats on sticks that bring 'em in from miles around. For one, the cooking implements have the ancient caked-on goodness of carnivals of yore to help ""flavor"" each recipe. Blech. The other thing that keeps 'em coming is how tough it is to make funnel cake, deep-fried twinkies, or corndogs that didn't come from the freezer. Until now. The dream that came through a million years, that lived on through all the tears, has finally arrived - Making your own corndogs at home! But don't let the limits of convention stop you from trying something new! Chop up a little jalapeno into your cornmeal batter for a kick! Substitute a little buckwheat flour or maybe ground almonds in the cornmeal for some nuttiness! Or, you can do like we did in the video - make bacon corndogs, son! Food on a stick is about to go through a revolution. Making your own corndogs at home may not put those thieving carnies out of business, but at least you won't have to wait until the State Fair to get your corndog fix!"
ThinkGeek
Whiskey Stones
$19.99
Whiskey Stones
"Okay, water is awesome. We can’t deny that. And perhaps its best feature is that it can freeze (You know that ""ice"" stuff? That's made of water!). And not to mention that when frozen, it's practically perfect for warm beverages. But wait, there's a catch! If the temperature doesn't stay below freezing, then the hard water starts to melt and your drink becomes all watery and doesn't taste good anymore. It's all very scientific stuff. You wouldn’t understand. Luckily, a few great soapstone workers in Perkinsville, Vermont have created Whiskey Stones. These little ice-imitators are specially designed to put a slight chill in your Whiskey. All you do is put them in the freezer for a few hours and then pop a couple into a glass of single malt. Once you're done, rinse, dry and do it all over again! And no need to worry about a watery drink, because these stones don't dilute (that’s the best part). Dylan Thomas would've loved these things. We hope you will too."
ThinkGeek
Zombie Glass Decanter
$17.99
Zombie Glass Decanter
We've always been perplexed by the expression, "Pour me a stiff one." Sure, the word stiff can mean potent or strong, which certainly describes hard liquor, but to us, stiff connotes things like death or at least the middle school sleepover game, Light As a Feather, Stiff As A Board. (Did you know that game has been played by kiddos since the 17th century? We found an account in the diary of our peep, Samuel Pepys!) Since we're not fans of death, but rather undeath, why don't you use this Zombie Decanter to pour us an undead one? After all, in slightly-more-than-moderate amounts, alcohol serves to dull our senses, slur our speech, and makes us stumble around, much like our zombie friends. This vessel closes with a cork stopper and will hold approximately 27 ounces of your favorite stupefying liquid. Just remember, you'll never survive the apocalypse if you're drunk, so drink responsibly, will ya? We need you on our survival team. Product Specifications Glass decanter in the shape of a zombie head Features sagging skin, exposed brains, and bad teeth Closes with a cork stopper (included) Fill it with 27 ounces of your favorite beverage Drink responsibly - we need you on our zombie survival team
ThinkGeek
Star Theater Pro Home Planetarium
$129.99
Star Theater Pro Home Planetarium
On a clear night, one has only to look up to realize how much wonder is still waiting for us in the universe. Out there, amongst the stars, are secrets and surprises beyond our wildest dreams. Well why not, while you're working on your own way of getting up there to the stars, bring the stars down to you? With the Star Theater Pro Home Planetarium it's as easy as a button press. The Star Theater Pro Home Planetarium is the coolest little optical star planetarium for the home you'll ever find...
ThinkGeek
Prank Powder Decepti-candy
$5.99 $2.99
Prank Powder Decepti-candy
"There is nothing more enjoyable than pranking someone. The thrill of wondering if your subject will take the bait, the enjoyment as you hear them cry out, and the all-day-long internal glow as you witness your subject spend the rest of the day in shame - ah, the simple pleasures of life. Well, we wanted to make pranking your friends and/or coworkers even easier, so we formed The Pranking Institute. Our first creation? Prank Powder Decepti-candy. Let us explain. Each tube of Prank Powder Decepti-candy sounds harmless and lovely. But each label is deceiving. While the inner label sounds as innocuous as a baby tribble on valium, the outer label tells you what each candy is capable of. And even if you lose the outer label, we've placed clues to help you remember what Prank Powder Decepti-candy does what: Sweet Pixie Pollen is yellow, but tastes like cherry. The ""Sweet"" lets you know it will be super sour. Refreshing Pegasus Powder is red, but tastes like lemonade. The ""Refreshing"" lets you know it will foam up in your victim's mouth. Shining Fairy Dust is green, but tastes like blue raspberry. The ""Shining"" lets you know it will stain your victim's mouth green. Ultimate Unicorn Sprinkles is blue, but tastes like green apple. It's the atom bomb of this set - the ""Ultimate"": it is super sour, foams up, and stains your victim's mouth blue. Even the color of each candy is deceptive (red tastes like lemonade, yellow tastes like cherry, etc). And the best thing about Prank Powder Decepti-candy is (apart from the prank side effects) these candies are so tasty, you might want to even eat them yourself and chance the consequences. Prank Powder Decepti-candy is candy with a mission; an evil mission. For nutritional information, click here."
ThinkGeek
Brain Freeze Ice Cube Molds
$8.99
Brain Freeze Ice Cube Molds
"Basically, there are two ways we can approach how awesome these brain-shaped ice-cubes are: 1 - we can take the obvious zombie angle. Naturally, Zombies are (were) people, too, and when they're done with a long day at the office, tearing the gizzards out of Phil in Accounting, there's nothing they prefer more than to kick back with a high-ball of their favorite adult beverage, and ruminate on the day's activity... 2 - we can make reference to the well-known-but-oft-misunderstood ""Brain Freeze"" phenomenon made famous by Slurpee / Slushee / Squishee aficionados world-wide. You know - the pain you get when you drink a beverage (usually of the not-quite-frozen-yet-still-below-zero variety), and a pain shoots from your sinus cavity into your brain like icy daggers... yeah, we could definitely do that. But we're opting for a third approach to marketing these little silicon trays. This third option completely outstrips the zombie angle and the brain-freeze angle and leaves them in their metaphorical dust. You ready? Buy these Brain-Freeze Ice Cube Molds. They're friggin' awesome. What do you mean, ""I'm fired?"""
ThinkGeek
Darth Vader USB Hub
$49.99 $34.99
Darth Vader USB Hub
Vader - once Anakin Skywalker, though that name no longer has any meaning to him - When we were just younglings, that breathy evil space-samurai used to give us nightmares. Now, though, Lucas has turned him into a simple misunderstood uberjedi with a few mechanical upgrades. Still, that lovable 7 foot-tall misanthrope is the coolest Jedi evar, and it was about time we turned him into a USB Hub. 480 MBps of digital connectivity in a simple four-port USB 2.0 hub sits on your desk, just oozing sithy malevolence. Plug in your flash drives, scanners, and other devices, and he'll frighten you with those iron-lungs of his. HHHHHOOOOOOOO-PHERRRRRRR! The Darth Vader USB Hub is here! Buy one now! The Emperor is not as forgiving as I.
ThinkGeek
Kill You With My Brain Fitted Ladies' Tee - Black, M
$19.99
Kill You With My Brain Fitted Ladies' Tee - Black, M
The statement on this shirt is great. It's not just a reference to one of our favorite pop culture phenomena, because ... think about it. You probably could kill people with your brain. Have a psionic character in an RPG? Ding. Know how to mix acids and bases? Ding. Use dangerous skills learned on MythBusters for fun and profit? Ding. There are so many opportunities to use your mind as a dangerous weapon we're surprised you don't have to have it registered...
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Geek Inside Maternity Shirt
$22.99 $15.99
Geek Inside Maternity Shirt
Is your body the staging area for a future geek? Or do you know a gestating female mammal who's growing her own? Celebrate the miracle of birth with our Geek Inside shirt, logo emblazoned in white on future mom's belly. There'll be no question of what sort of toys to buy the little tyke with this guidance. Break out the USB-powered crib mobile, the Hoberman blocks, and the caffeine-laced pacifier. These are maternity shirts, a 100% cotton combed ringspun jersey in black with the Geek Inside logo in white across the belly. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL Chest 38 in. 40 in. 44 in. 48 in. Waist 40 in. 42 in. 46 in. 50 in. Front Length 25 1/2 in. 26 1/2 in. 27 1/2 in. 28 1/2 in. Hip 46 in. 48 in. 52 in. 56 in.
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Dreamlights Fireflies in a Jar
$29.99 $6.99
Dreamlights Fireflies in a Jar
"As the days get longer, and the nights get warmer, people are venturing outside their doors and enjoying the moonlight. As they walk down streets and paths, the flickering lights of fireflies are hard to miss. During some summers, trees would light up with more fireflies than there were stars in the heavens, turning the whole sky upside-down. As kids, many of us ran through our parents' back yards, collecting fireflies in jars. They'd flicker inside, blinking out their little buggy code to each other. We would wonder what their bioluminescent blinkenlights were actually saying. Were they discussing the merits of Proust? Perhaps engaging in a rabid defense of French Existentialist poetry in an age of materialism and excess. No - nothing that heady. In fact, their gentle flickering communicates their ability to mate and their location - the entomological equivalent of ""Hey baby! Yo! Over here, good-lookin'! Yo!"" Of course, unless you're an 8-year old boy, or an entomologist, bugs are kinda icky, so handling them may not be your favorite thing to do. Also, there's the cruelty factor of shaking a jar full of bugs giving them tiny buggy concussions in an effort to stimulate their bioluminescence simply for the joy of a child who, in a few short minutes, will lose interest in favor of their Nintendo DS and some new Pokemon title. So where bugs fail us, robots fill in. These robots come in the form of tiny LEDs inside a frosted glass lantern. During the day, the lantern soaks up the energy of the sun, and during the night the little robot bugs glow, flickering and throbbing like real fireflies. You can set them to glow as long as they have power, or only when you shake the lantern. Don't worry about harming the little fellas - they aren't real. Your karma is safe. So traipse across your moonlit garden again, like you did when you were a kid. Set it on your night stand to offer a soft soothing glow while you sleep, or just take a walk using the lantern as cool illumination as you go. The fireflies won't mind - in fact, they'll probably come to check out the hot little robotic numbers inside. Ooh yeah, baby. Features Glass lantern full of flickering LED ""fireflies"" Rechargeable solar batteries keep your lights going for many hours Switchable to glow when it gets dark, or when you shake the jar Soothing light that's cruelty free! 4 inches in diameter, 5 3/4 inches tall"
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Time to Celebrate Rainbow Rose Bouquet - 24 Stems - VASE INCLUDED
$99.99
Time to Celebrate Rainbow Rose Bouquet - 24 Stems - VASE INCLUDED
Picked fresh from the farm to bring your special recipient a bouquet like none other, the Time to Celebrate Rainbow Rose Bouquet is a unique gift they will always remember. Hand gathered in select floral farms, these kaleidoscope inspired roses have been dyed so that each petal displays a different vibrant hue of either yellow, blue, green, purple or pink to create a flower arrangement picked fresh for you to get the party started, making it the perfect gift to send in honor of the next birthday
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