Dexter Board Game
If you've ever wanted to be a serial killer, we have some news for you. One, it's illegal. Two, it's pretty morally wrong, so you'd better get that idea out of your head. We recommend a good, violent video game where you can double-tap a bunch of zombies and save humanity. But if you're a fan of Dexter, we have another option: this board game. Travel the streets of Miami as Dexter, hunting down a suspect that's slipped through the cracks of the justice system. Collect your tools, murder the suspect, and head to the marina to get rid of the evidence to win the game. But it's not that easy! While doing all of this, you have to keep your nose clean at your day job and stay a step ahead of your opponents, who are itching to out you for the murderer you are. Product Specifications For 2-4 players, ages 17+ Because being a real serial killer is morally wrong and illegal As Dexter, travel Miami and hunt down suspects to kill Avoid your opponents who seek to expose you to the police Collect your tools, kill the suspect, and get rid of the evidence to win Officially licensed Showtime collectible Playing time: 30-45 minutes (2 players), 45-75 minutes (3-4 players) Mechanic: Dice rolling, pick up & deliver, roll & move Includes: Game board Playing pawns Die Cards Suspect Tokens Tool Tokens Mini garbage bags
BACtrack Keychain Digital Breathalyzer
Here at ThinkGeek we are definitely fond of the infamous Caffeine molecule but we also have another favorite. Alcohol is Caffeine's older, misbehaving brother. Both molecules can help us get through a rough day, but alcohol warrants the need for a higher level of responsibility and control. Knowing your limits is important and this little device can help you decide whether you should hit the road or call a cab. The BACtrack Digital Breathalyzer is a compact unit that fits on your keychain or in your bag or purse. Flip the folding mouthpiece, blow, and see your estimated blood alcohol level instantly on the screen in big LED digits. Three optional mouthpieces are also included if you want to test multiple people. Take BACtrack on the town whenever you're out partying. Be sure to check your local laws for the legal limit near you (but seriously, just get a designated driver or call a cab, okay? Timmy needs you in his geek army!). Product Specifications Detects blood alcohol concentration from 0.00 - 0.40% Sensor Technology: Advanced Semiconductor Power supply: AAA battery (not included) Battery life: 150 tests Warm-up Time: 11-13 seconds Response Time: 5 seconds Operating Temperature: 50 - 104F (10-40C) Dimensions: 1.45" x 0.55" x 2.44" Weight: 2 oz
Doomed Crystal Skull Shotglass
The life of an average skull is pretty straightforward. First, you're inhabited by the brains of your human, then you're either burned or buried and inhabited by... well, let's not think about that. If you're very lucky, you may end up on stage for a production of Hamlet. If you're very unlucky, you get inhabited by a spirit of intellect under the control of an evil necromancer...
"We think astrolabes and such gadgets are really cool, but we're glad we don't have to rely on them today. You know how complicated it is to program a destination into your GPS while you're sitting at a light. Imagine trying to figure it out using an astrolabe. We dig this non-functional one. For astrolabe fans (and those who just like to learn new stuffs), the mater (the disk which holds all the parts) on this is English pewter, and the tympans (azimuth and altitude of stars on the local horizon) and rete (Earth's orbit around the sun) are brass and are connected so that you can move them around the mater according to which fictional star you're interested in. It's fun to play with and good for keeping you awake during long meetings. Not that we'd know, of course. *winks* This pendant, made from English pewter and brass, is a little over 2"" tall, a little over 1 1/2"" wide (yes, it's round, but the height includes the bail), and around 1/4"" deep. It comes on a 20"" chain with a lobster clasp. It weighs just under an ounce. For our customers with nickel allergies: the back of this pendant and the chain are made of English pewter, which is a mixture of tin, antimony, and copper. It is free of both lead and nickel.."
Star Trek Enterprise Mug
You may not be keeping the flagship of the Federation in flying condition, but your job is just as important. Actually, that's a lie. Unless you're a pilot, an avionics specialist, an air traffic controller, or an astronaut, a airship isn't going to drop out of the sky if you slack off on the job. The good news is that you don't need to stress out as much. If a few lines of code go unwritten, or you used Pantone 16-1120 instead of 16-1320, nobody will die. Pour your caffeinated fluid of choice into this blue ceramic mug, featuring line art of the USS Enterprise NCC-1701. You may not have a mess hall, but if your office kitchen has a single-cup brewer, that's pretty close to replicator technology. This beauty of a mug will hold twelve ounces of fuel and can be refilled as many times as it takes to get through the day's mission. Product Specifications Blue ceramic mug for fans of Star Trek Features line art of the USS Enterprise NCC-1701 Officially licensed Star Trek collectible Holds 12 ounces of your favorite beverage Integrated handle included at no extra charge Microwave and dishwasher safe