"Get Awesome Pint Glass,BLUE,ONE SIZE"
"Just what every bar and kitchen needs! A classic pint glass topped with a graphic on the outside.CONTENT + CARE- Glass- Hand wash- Made in the USA SIZE- Diameter: 3.25"- Height: 5.75",BLUE,ONE SIZE"
Gama-Go Zombie Family Car Vinyl Stickers Decals - Set of 9
The Zombie Family Car Stickers are a spooky twist on the classic car accessory. Adorn your family car with this set of stickers that includes one zombie for every member of the family--including the pets! Your family enjoys sitting down to a nice meal of brains for bonding time, making these zombie car stickers a must-have. If it's always Halloween in your household, celebrate every car ride with these zombie family car stickers.
Trek of the Trade Glass Set from ModCloth
Quench your thirst for intergalactic adventure with this set of four pint glasses featuring the likeness of your favorite characters from Star Trek The Original...
Star Trek Starfleet iPhone 4 Cases
Captain's Log: Just got back from Deep Space Station K-7. What a mess: little guinea pig things all over the place, bar fights, some crew members I didn't recognize (but who seemed really happy to see me), no women for Kirk. It was a long day. Dictating this log using my Starfleet-approved iPhone and protecting said iPhone with my Star Trek Starfleet iPhone 4 Case. Everyone's got one on board the Enterprise. There's one for Command in yellow, Science in blue, and Engineering in red (which we try to recover when... accidents happen). They are high quality plastic with a little sparkle (just like this one lady I met on... never mind). Oh, and one time, there was this freak accident, and I discovered they have these Star Trek Starfleet iPhone 4 Cases in a mirror universe - only theirs are silvery. I brought one of those back so I can check my hair on away team missions. Hey, a captain's gotta look his best, you know. That's why we all use our Star Trek Starfleet iPhone 4 Cases. Star Trek Starfleet iPhone 4 Cases Four awesome Star Trek cases to protect your iPhone 4 or iPhone 4s. Choose from Command (Yellow), Science (Blue), Engineering (Red), or Mirror Universe (mirror-y chromed). Made out of space age (hard) plastic, with Starfleet-approved microsparkles. Fits iPhone 4 (AT&T or Verizon) and iPhone 4s.
Toxic Waste Drum Laundry Basket
Nothing screams "college geek" like piles of laundry that sit forever. Now we've got just the thing to complete your apartment or dorm room: this toxic waste drum laundry basket! Perfect for those of us who put off laundry until the last minute and need a place to...dispose of our dirty shirts and socks...
Samurai Sword Handle Umbrella
"The rain falls softly. The samurai draws his sword. Look, an umbrella. Either we just made it up, or that Haiku dates to around the 14th century. It is a little known fact that Samurai also carried umbrellas. Much as they later had to disguise their swords as canes, so they disguised their umbrellas as swords. In fact, there was one skilled umbrella maker who all the Samurai relied on for their Sword Handle Umbrellas. His name has been buried in the sands of time, but his plans have been preserved. And now, it is with great pleasure that we offer to you, the Samurai Sword Handle Umbrella. Glide it out of its nylon sheath. Hold it by its space-age plastic handle. Feel the balance. This is the umbrella you never knew you always wanted. No one will mess with you with this slung across your back, and even the rain will shudder when you pull it out. For, apart from looking unbelievably awesome, the Samurai Sword Handle Umbrella is a dang fine umbrella. It comes in full Katana size and travel Tanto size - for however you need to pack it.It will keep you dry and the envy of your friends. Precipitation doesn't stand a chance. Samurai Sword Handle Umbrella A really sturdy umbrella with the handle of a samurai sword. In fullisized ""Katana"" and travel-sized ""Tanto."" Push button opening. Nylon ""scabbard"" included - (Katana size has adjustable shoulder strap). Dimensions: Katana: 38.75"" long x 41"" opened diameter Tanto: closed: 16""; opened: approx. 27.25"" long x 38"" diameter"
Zombie Family Car Decals
"In the zombie apocalypse, family means everything. It's not limited to blood relations, either. If you're trusting someone to watch your back and keep the walkers from eating you, they're family. If someone trusts you to double-tap them after they've been bitten, they're family. Show your pride in your family with these Zombie Family Car Decals. They're black and white and red all over and include the whole gang: Mom, Dad, Daughter, Son, Baby, Dog, Cat, and Fish. We're not sure who is lugging their goldfish tank around during the zombie apocalypse, but who are we to judge? Maybe it's a talking goldfish like Klaus from American Dad. Product Specifications Stick on decals to make a zombie family on your car Black, white, and red stickers Includes: Mom, Dad, Daughter, Son, Baby, Dog, Cat, Fish Sizes from 1.25"" (fish) to 5.5"" (Dad)"
Blood Bath Bloody Hand Towel
So you find yourself in the Hearts of Fire Funeral Home and Crematorium. Hearing a strange sound, almost like a bunch of hurt penguins, you push past the curtains and creep into the back room. There you see the mortician eating a few bits of a body on the table. He closes his deadly eyes in enjoyment, when the front bell rings. Before you can say, "Happy Birthday to Me," he's dabbed his face with a small towel and headed out to the front room. No one will know. But you're smart...
Butterfly Knife-Styled Pen
Time to update a classic that updated a classic. Imagine this: two rival gangs, one named the Jets and one named the Sharks. They live in Anytown, and any time they meet, they rumble. And dance a bit. And when they rumble, they pull out their Butterfly Knife-Styled Pens and show off their tricks. Why? Because this pen can flip and spin and write and it's just plain awesome. And, as you know, the pen is mightier than the sword...
Broadsword Handle Umbrella
King Arthur rode the land; the sound of clattering coconuts close behind him. He was searching, searching, but for what, he knew not. And still he searched. At long last, he came, exhausted, to a lake. He dismounted and allowed Patsy to get a drink. Alas, a dark cloud shadowed the lake and began gnashing its teeth and pouring out rain over history's greatest King. Suddenly, a chorus of angels was heard and a shaft of light illuminated a woman's hand rising from the water. It held the famed Excali-brella. King Arthur took it, and was wet no more. Patsy, however, developed a small cold. We commemorate this much chronicled event with the Broadsword Handle Umbrella. Really, nothing more needs to be said. Just look at it. The Broadsword Handle Umbrella is gorgeous. Its massive handle looks like you could draw forth a blade and cleave the raindrops in twain before they even had a chance to hit the ground. No form of precipitation will mess with you when you are armed with a Broadsword Handle Umbrella. Goes great with any business suit of armor or really, even just business casual chain mail. The Broadsword Handle Umbrella - just buy one already.
Magic Wand - Programmable TV Remote
You know you have always wanted to be a wizard. But not one of those swish and flick wizards from the movies. You want to be the Dungeons & Dragons wizard - the party's controller. See that word there? CONTROLLER. It means you control the battlefield; you control everything! Sure, you're squishy and sometimes there's collateral damage when you let out a blast, but it's all in a day's work...
Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat
You are sound asleep when suddenly a piercing noise jolts you out of bed. You slowly slink to the bathroom and flip on the lights. Your eyes are assaulted with the goriest of sights - a shower curtain smeared with bloody hand prints and a bath mat stained with bloody footprints. Your heart is now racing; there's no way you're going back to sleep now. Which is perfect because the piercing noise was your alarm clock, the gory sight was your new Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat, you're now fully awake, and it's time to get ready for work. Of course the Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat are completely practical - you can use them to keep the water in your shower and rub your toesies on when you are done. But that's not why you want them. You want them for the thrill, for the little jolt down your spine every time you turn on the lights. But even that's not the real reason you want them. You want a Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat so that your mom will just shake her head and wonder what she did wrong when she sees them on her next visit. And if she doesn't - if she doesn't think anything is wrong and just goes to clean up the "blood" on your Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat as if she's done it before - well then that's really scary.
Star Wars Tauntaun Sleeping Bag by ThinkGeek
Star Wars Gifts: In the sub-zero wasteland of the planet Hoth, only the strong survive - and of course those lucky Jedi protected by the thick skin of a Tauntaun. Now after exhaustive movie-viewing research and analysis, ThinkGeek Labs has isolated the exact synthetic compounds needed to re-create Tauntaun fur. What have we done with this supreme knowledge? Created a Tauntaun sleeping bag, of course...
Ninja Star Coat Hook
There is one section of Ninja life that is normally neglected in books, and that is a Ninja's home life. You think they just hang up all their weapons in the closet? Heck no - those are a Ninja's tools, for life. The Ninja uses his Katana to do everything from butter his bread to separate his laundry (lights from darks). He uses his hand claws to hold corn and peel potatoes. And, he uses his throwing stars for coat hooks. Until you spend your life training in the Ninja arts, we recommend picking up a Ninja Star Coat Hook or two. It's just safer. Each Ninja Star Coat Hook is made out of super strong, nickel-plated zinc alloy. One star tip is replaced with a screw, so you can just pick where you want it and screw it into your wall. It will look like a Ninja has attacked your office and you beat him so easily that you now mock his attempt by using his own weapons to hold up your coat. Wow, how did you get so awesome? Your Ninja Star Coat Hook will make you look 100% more badass. Promise.* *This promise is not legally binding. Your level of badass may vary.
Portal Companion Cube Cookie Jar
What could possibly make you love your Companion Cube more? How about filling it with cookies! After a long day of testing, nothing tastes better than fresh baked cookies. But how can you eat all alone? Well now there's no reason to feel lonely. We've got your cookies and your companion right here! The Companion Cube Cookie Jar is an upgrade to the most incredible companion ever. Within this spacious cube you will find room for all of your favorite baked delicacies. The Companion Cube Cookie Jar also serves as an amazing candy bowl sure to bring your friends and fellow test subjects around to your desk day in and out. The Companion Cube Cookie Jar is an officially licensed Portal 2 collectible, and the fine craftsmanship of this ceramic cookie jar will surprise and delight every seasoned test subject. Product Specifications An upgrade to the most incredible companion ever Do not burninate: FILL WITH COOKIES INSTEAD! Officially licensed Portal 2 Collectible Dimensions: 7"x7"x7" Cookies not included
AK Ice Cube Tray
The AK-47 is an extremely reliable weapon. Also known as a Kalashnikov, it has been in service for over 60 years and produced in over 25 countries. It remains highly prized by those who desire a weapon that will shoot every time. Its name is feared throughout the world, and its signature bark chills the blood. And a chill is not necessarily a bad thing. On a hot day, a chill is just what you want on your drink, for example...
Cylon V-Neck Babydoll
So, sure you think you're human. Don't we all? But how do you know? Really? Memories? Right. We've all seen Blade Runner. And admit it. Haven't your distant friends occasionally said they've seen someone who looked eerily like you? They checked your foursquare to make sure you weren't in town, but no. Must have been somebody else. You are not a number? You're a free man? We've heard that one before, too. Thanks for playing. This black v-neck babydoll comes from our friends at Her Universe, which is owned by Ashley Eckstein, the voice of Ahsoka Tano on Star Wars:The Clone Wars. It features a small red oval badge with a modern Cylon Centurion head on the lower left corner of the front of the shirt and a gorgeous, red foil print up the spine, like you're, well, you know. Busy. The foil is delicate. Turn it inside out when washing on gentle. Tumble dry low (still inside out) or lay flat to dry. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL 2X Chest 32 in. 34 in. 36 in. 38 in. 40 in. Front Length 25 3/4 in. 26 1/2 in. 27 1/4 in. 28 in. 28 3/4 in.
There are a lot of manuals for employees of Aperture Laboratories. But you don't necessarily have to read them. Being honest here. We used to hire smarter folks, but our death turnover rate is so high that we've had to lower our standards to the less-than-literate. But here's your Employee Manual and the various books on radiation poisoning that the government requires us to give all new hires. But really, don't bother reading them. It's not necessary to do your job...
Star Trek Interactive Tribbles
In the 23rd century, an enterprising trader named Cyrano Jones procured an interesting and adorable little creature. These tiny furry beasties had a calming effect on the nervous systems of humanoids - well most humanoids, anyway. They were called tribbles. These tribbles, when they're not busy being cute and purring, were prodigious breeders. As one country-doctor once quipped, "Well, the nearest thing that I can figure is that they're born pregnant - which appears to be quite a time-saver!" In fact, their ability to multiply is so incredible, they can fill an entire cargo hold in three days - that's one million, seven-hundred seventy-one thousand, five hundred sixty one tribbles... assuming one tribble with an average litter of ten producing a new generation every twelve hours. That's some impressive breeding, right there. It would make any man want to high-five any tribble, except tribbles don't have arms. These tribbles, however, are genetically altered to be sterile. In fact, ThinkGeek will guarantee that, should our tribbles somehow begin to multiply, we will dispatch someone to remove the infestation from your starship or space-station - even if it takes seventeen-point-nine years.