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NFL My Team M&Ms; Candies
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Nutella Hazelnut Spread - 13 oz.
The Original Hazelnut Spread. Contains Skim Milk And Cocoa Made With Over 50 Hazelnuts Per Jar Contains No Artificial Colors Or Artificial Preservatives Made In Canada
So you've destroyed the brains of your first zombie. Congrats! But now what? What do you do with the festering, rotting body? It was just this question that plagued (get it?) us at TG Zombie Defense HQ. We thought about mailing them to someone we didn't like, but that was just too costly (and he had already been zombified, anyways). After a lot of discussion, we decided the only sensible thing to do with the re-dead undead was to eat them. A few experiments later, we discovered the only safe way to eat zombie corpses was to turn them into Zombie Jerky! Zombie Jerky is a delicious way of dealing with the undead. Seriously, though, Zombie Jerky is really just tasty chunks of teriyaki beef jerky - accented with green stuff. Packaged in a neato specimen pouch, Zombie Jerky will prove to everyone that you'll eat anything (and also earn you lots of grossed out looks). And all the while, you'll know it's not really ex-people. Or is it?!? Hey, zombies have been eating us for years - it's time for us to return the favor with Zombie Jerky. For nutrition information, click here. Zombie Jerky Delicious teriyaki beef jerky, packaged to look like zombie flesh. A whole 15g of protein in each serving! Net Wt.: 1.25 oz.
"The only way to be ready for the zombie apocalypse is to begin preparing now. First, secure your safehouse. Then stock up on the essentials: water, ammo, comic books, socks, and food. And not just any food - 'cause if you'd got the guns and the ammo, what you need to be eating are sammiches. Lots and lots of sammiches. Tactical Sammiches are the only ones you need. Read on . . . then stock up. Ok, so these Tactical Sammiches are absolutely delicious. They come in two flavors (Pepperoni and Honey BBQ Beef) and are less than 300 calories each. But the most exciting part is: these sammiches have a 2 year shelf life. Yeah, you read that right. That means you can fill your bunker now with these yummy Tactical Sammiches, and they'll still be tasty when the zombies come. Just like you! Everybody wins. For nutrition information, click here. Tactical Sammich In two delicious flavors: Pepperoni and Honey BBQ Beef. Less than 300 calories per sammich! Shelf Life: 2 years (if stored at a temperature of 80°F or less - shelf life decreases as temperature rises). Net Wt.: 2.5oz (Pepperoni); 3.5oz (Honey BBQ Beef) Packaging Dimensions: approx. 8"" x 6"""
Canned Unicorn Meat by ThinkGeek
Excellent source of sparkles! Unicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go. What you don't know is that when unicorns reach the end of their lifespan, they are drawn to County Meath, Ireland. The Sisters at Radiant Farms have dedicated their lives to nursing these elegant creatures through their final days... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.