Oren Smith Carpenter

Seeing stars? You will be once you power up this amazing little gizmo as it projects staggeringly realistic night skies on to walls and ceilings. Utterly mesmerising!

The elegant Vertu Signature stainless steel mobile phone.

If man were meant to fly he would have been born wearing a jetpack. But he wasn’t. So allow us to tweak Mother Nature’s nose with this incredible personal flying machine that uses pressurised H20 to rocket wannabe superheroes 10 metres above the water at speeds of up to 35km/h. Up, up and WTF!

Out of your tree? You’ll need to be because these truly awesome treehouses are serious money. Then again it’s not every day you see a triple turreted treehouse equipped with lighting, electrics and underfloor heating. The only problem will be keeping the kids out ‘cos these luxe structures are good enough for family living.

This hamper is filled with a fantastic selection of all your old favourites, from cola bottles and love hearts to flying saucers and rainbow drops - a fun gift for kids of all ages.

25 Hello cheeky! You're sure to enjoy a giggle or two with the Mr. P light, and yes the rubberised on/off switch is exactly what you think it is! This naughty little lamp also comes with a shade to hide his grumpy face if not his modesty. It's enough to make us blush! Details: - Ceramic & plastic - Shade diameter: 15cm - Dimensions: 15cm (W) x 37cm (H) - Bulb: 15W E14 Screw bulb (not included) - Lamp switch

A very realistic metal tin containing 5 milk chocolate sardines of superior quality.

Hand-built to order, using the original moulds and specifications from the BBC Props Department, this officially-licensed replica stands at a life-sized 5’3” tall.

The toughened glass allows your audience to watch as you craft your mix, add effects, cue new tunes and make up new ones on the spot.

Pay tribute to Minecraft as you wallop annoying colleagues with this gloriously blocky foam replica of the stone smashing pickaxe from the insanely addictive online timewaster.

Even a hardcore candy addict would struggle to eat one of these enormous fellas as they are the largest Gummi Bears in the world. Ideal for Wonka-ish eccentrics and anyone with a Billy Bob sized sweet tooth!

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard the Ovo-4, an incredible fully enclosed, full motion flight simulator for the home. Short of buying your own aircraft this is the most gobsmackingly realistic way to travel the world, simulating turbulence, twisting, pitching and much more. Passengers not included. Yay!

It looks like something from H.G. Wells’ study and utilises vintage tech, but thanks to its gramophone-style silver/gold-plated brass horn, the curvaceous Trumstand iPod/iPhone speaker sounds utterly amazing. Even more impressive, sound is generated purely from resonance created by the trumpety shape of the horn. No woofers, tweeters or anything!

Continue the #unibombing legacy of The Famous Magical Unicorn with this realistic latex mask – complete with lifelike fur mane and soft horn.

A dog’s life? We’d swap it for a human one any day – but only if we get to hang out in this ludicrously luxe mansion-style kennel. Barking but beautiful!

Amaze friends and shock cupboard snoopers with this highly realistic can of unicorn meat that pops open to reveal a cute little plush unicorn, chopped up into prime cuts for your twisted amusement. There’s magic in every bite!

Why travel in 2D when you can travel in three dimensions? The Skycar will put an end to road rage. Stuck behind slow-moving traffic? Then take to the air, my man.

Super yachts? Bah! Now all you billionaires can rule the waves with your very own floating city because Project Utopia will soon be a reality. With 11 decks, a wet dock, several helicopter pads and enough luxe accommodation to house a micro-nation/army, this jaw-dropping ocean-going giant is ideal for flush megalomaniacs.