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"You're doing evil, evil deeds every weekday from 9 to 5. You're kicking flowers, stealing candy from puppies, and trampling the rights of babies all from the comfort of your ergonomic desk chair and you like it. You're drunk on the power! But there's that spot on your desk that needs just a little bit more light. Evil light. Unleash the illumination of the Dark Side with the LEGO Darth Vader Desk Lamp. Study your evil schematics under the evil glow of his evil lightsaber, which contains no fewer than 12 evil LEDs. Position Vader's arms and legs in whatever configuration makes your evil heart swell with evil glee. You can even remove him from his evil stand if you require his evil a little further from his home base. Product Specifications For Ages 8 years and Up WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD - Small Parts. Not intended for children under 5 years of age. Unleash the Dark Side on your desk with a Darth Vader lamp Pose Darth Vader's arms and legs however you want Lightsaber has 12 super bright red LEDs Can be used on or off the base Officially licensed LEGO and Lucasfilm collectible Batteries: 3 AAA (included) or use optional USB power Dimensions: 7.5"" tall"

"As wee geeks, we had stick-on, glow-in-the-dark stars in our bedrooms. They sounded really cool, but in reality, they never quite got charged up enough to glow very brightly. It was a bit let-down. Of course, technology has made things better for the wee geeks of the future, with the remote-controlled magic of LEDs. Now your wee geek can enjoy an enchanting show of glistening fireflies in their room! Install the seven fireflies on their seven leaves throughout the bedroom. Turn off the lights and click the remote control. Watch your glow-bug friends illuminate in an ever-changing pattern that will transform a mere bedroom into a magical place, suitable for a fairy tale prince or princess. Product Specifications For Ages 6 Years and Up (with adult assistance) WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD - Small parts. Not intended for children under 3 years of age. 7 light-up fireflies to make your room more magical Remote-controlled, illuminate in an ever-changing pattern Easy-to-mount, requires small screwdriver, drill, and 7/16"" drill bit Includes: 7 Fireflies 1 Center leaf 2 Side leaves 5 Hanging leaves 1 Mounting plate 1 Remote control 1 Foam tape Batteries: 3 AA batteries & 2 AAA batteries (not included) Product Dimensions: 14 x 14 x 13 inches"

If you put your hand far enough into the crack of your couch in the basement you're likely to find an old SNES game cartridge... reach a little further and out comes a pop rock encrusted NES cartridge. Problem is, no matter how far you burrow, you'll never come up with a full Nintendo classic game system... and you'll never ever find a system that plays both NES and SNES games. Well luckily the Retro Duo NES/SNES Game System is here to solve all your 8 and 16 bit gaming needs. Two top loading cartridge slots, one for NES the other for SNES, ensure full compatibility with all your old games... and it's completely couch lint free! Controllers are included of course, or you can plug in your own original SNES controllers for 100% accurate gaming nostalgia. Important Note: The Retro Duo does not come with any cartridges or a built in game. You need to provide your own SNES or NES game cartridges. Don't have any? Try eBay.

Our Pink Fishnet Tube Dress Lingerie Set includes strapless dress with fringe and matching g-string. The fabric is supple and soft to the touch. 90% Nylon, 10% Spandex.

"Real bombs are sad. Real bombs hurt. Real bombs are for making things break. Seed Bombs are happy. Seed Bombs heal. Seed Bombs are for making thing more beautiful. Seed Bombs are a simple way to add smiles to the face of the planet. We added a few more words to be more descriptive; we call them Seed Bombs Throw and Grow Plants, and you can learn more about them by reading the next chunk of words. Welcome to the next chunk of words. Each package of Seed Bombs Throw and Grow Plants comes with 6 bombs. Throw a bomb on some dirt and then wait. So long as it gets 4-5 hours of sunlight and some water, you'll have a patch of flowers or herbs in no time (fully bloomed or ready to be harvested in 6 weeks). The bomb part is made of clay and peat moss, so it protects the seeds while keeping them moist. Seed Bombs Throw and Grow Plants are a great way to spruce up almost any patch of ground. The Butterfly & Birds Bombs have a variety of flowers to attract things that fly, and the Tasty Herbs Bombs grow guys named Herb. Just kidding, they grow things like Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Basil! Even better, Seed Bombs Throw and Grow Plants make the perfect gift - why give someone flowers, when you can give them the means to make their own! Seed Bombs Throw and Grow Plants Just chuck a Seed Bomb at the earth, and (if given sunlight and water), it will grow plants (bloomed or harvestable) in about 6 weeks! Six bombs per package. Seeds are protected by clay and peat moss, which also helps absorb moisture. Each bomb covers about one square foot of earth in plants. Two flavors: Butterfly & Birds and Tasty Herbs. Butterfly & Bird Bombs grow a random mix of: Bachelor Button, Calendula, Chinese Forget-Me-Not, Lance-Leaved Coreopsis, Cosmos, Candy Tuft Mix, Larkspur, Rose Mallow, Siberian Wallflower, Alyssum, Plains Coreopsis, Toadflax, Black-Eyed Susan, African Daisy, Scarlet Flax, Godetia, Corn Poppy, Sulphur Cosmos, Blanketflower, Birds Eyes, Lupine, and Clasping Coneflower. Tasty Herb Bombs grow a mix of: Parsley, Basil, Oregano, Sage, Thyme, and Rosemary. Dimensions: each bomb is approx. a 1"" diameter (lumpy) sphere."

Must be 18 years of age or older to purchase. OhMiBod is a sleek, sophisticated new generation of vibrator that combines elegance of design with the excitement of your favorite music. The audio enabled integrated microchip allows the OhMiBod iPod massager to vibrate to the beat and rhythm of your music while you listen. OhMiBod comes with a built-in multi-speed/pattern functionality for use without an iPod or music player. It really is 2 products in one! Our motor provides strong yet quiet, intense rhythmic vibrations. With polished chrome detail and pearl white body with a satin finish, this product is the ultimate iPod acsexsory! Why is the music component so important? Listening to your favorite sexy music and actually feeling the corresponding vibes quickly transports you to a place where music, mind and body tru

"When your lady takes her first skill points in Pregomancy, you think, ""Okay, this is exciting. It's a little scary. But hey, I have NINE WHOLE MONTHS to prepare! That's plenty of time."" But sure enough, the time flies by. You're working 9-5, and then working nights and weekends to help your Pregomancer out with the birthing classes and the Ben & Jerry's. When are you supposed to learn how to hook up a car seat or handle diaper diasters? Show Dad How is a practical and playful resource for every new dad. It contains 156 things that every new father needs to know, and presents them in a hilariously illustrated and nearly wordless format. You'll learn how to childproof a home, deliver a baby in a subway, mix formula the right way, invent a fairy tale, and much much more."

"What a night. Her parents leave her to babysit her little brother, never bothering to ask if she had plans. Goblins come and take the poor boy away. And then, Sarah finds herself outside the Labyrinth, tasked with finding her way to the center or losing her baby brother forever! David Bowie sure can be mean. Once inside the Labyrinth, the first creature she meets is only referred to as ""The Worm"" (and no complaining, because she met Hoggle outside the Labyrinth). Take a little magic from the Labyrinth home with you now, when you buy a Limited Edition Labyrinth Worm Plush. Each Limited Edition Labyrinth Worm Plush is actually a pumped up version of the character from the movie. It just had to be distorted a little, in order to be more huggable - sort of like the plush characters in Sarah's room (if you know what we mean, you'll know what we mean). So, come inside, have a nice cup of tea, meet the missus, and take home your very own Limited Edition Labyrinth Worm Plush today. Limited Edition Labyrinth Worm Plush Adorable plush of one of the Labyrinth's most adorable creatures. Fully licensed, limited edition collectible. Can also be used to enhance your Jareth costume. Just saying. Dimensions: 13"" x 5"" x 9"""

Here at ThinkGeek, we know a lot about monkeys. Not the kind of monkeys in the zoo, rather the ones who code and the robotic type that work diligently in our warehouse every day. Being fans of monkeys it seemed only natural that we would sell a Rolling Laughing Monkey. Of course this would ultimately become our downfall as giggling simians took over our office. At first we were smiling and laughing along with these insane beasts... but after a while we began to go slowly insane ourselves as the rolling and crazy laughing permeated the halls of ThinkGeek. Any sound or movement triggers the Rolling Laughing Monkey into action, so watch what you do if you take one of these monkeys home. Of course when showing this toy to real monkeys they became greatly offended and claimed that actual monkeys do not laugh insanely and the product only served to provide a negative stereotype of monkeys in general.

"When a Time Lord needs to send a message, technologies like pony express or email just won't do. The psychic container is where it's at: every bit of your message conveyed in exactly the way you meant it to be heard and felt by the recipient. Of course, if it's a bad message, then the sight of the little flying box is not a welcome one. This replica of the psychic container features motion-sensitive light changing effects. Tap the top to turn on the white glow. Tap again for white flickering mode (the most psychic-looking of the effects, in our opinion!), and tap yet again to go into color mode which cycles through a rainbow of colors. The Mark of the Corsair graces the front, reminding us that a Time Lord is eternal. The Doctor Who Time Lord Psychic Container makes a fun desk accessory or a nifty night light for your bedside table. Product Specifications Time Lord Psychic Container from the BBC TV series Doctor Who Officially licensed Doctor Who collectible From the episode ""The Doctor's Wife"" written by Neil Gaiman Color changing plastic cube with glowing and flickering effects Three modes: Color change, white glow, and white flicker Simply tap the cube to begin the light effects, tap again to turn off Automatically turns off after 10 minutes to conserve battery life Makes a great bedside night light Dimensions: 3.63"" x 3.63"" x 3.63"" Batteries: 3x LR44 batteries (included)"

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The old men at the park will be green with envy. Pop these unique chess game ice trays in the freezer while you consider your opening move. Play a Winner Eat All game with frozen juice pieces and an aggressive strategy or use colored water and see how many games you can play before your pawns melt. Or just have chess piece ice for your mojito. Your move. Product Features Silicone Ice mold creates frozen chess pieces perfect for playing in the arctic Comes with TWO molds, enough to make two sets of chess pieces Makes great ice cubes for that Kasparov martini recipe you've been saving Create two different colors of chess pieces by using juice instead of water Does NOT come with a chess board. Please supply your own.

"In the 23rd century, an enterprising trader named Cyrano Jones procured an interesting and adorable little creature. These tiny furry beasties had a calming effect on the nervous systems of humanoids - well most humanoids, anyway. They were called tribbles. These tribbles, when they're not busy being cute and purring, were prodigious breeders. As one country-doctor once quipped, ""Well, the nearest thing that I can figure is that they're born pregnant - which appears to be quite a time-saver!"" In fact, their ability to multiply is so incredible, they can fill an entire cargo hold in three days - that's one million, seven-hundred seventy-one thousand, five hundred sixty one tribbles... assuming one tribble with an average litter of ten producing a new generation every twelve hours. That's some impressive breeding, right there. It would make any man want to high-five any tribble, except tribbles don't have arms. These tribbles, however, are genetically altered to be sterile. In fact, ThinkGeek will guarantee that, should our tribbles somehow begin to multiply, we will dispatch someone to remove the infestation from your starship or space-station - even if it takes seventeen-point-nine years."

Little did you know, all the underwater scenes in The Little Mermaid were filmed using Video Swim Masks. (You see, the local Merpeople Videographers Union 42 refused to work the project, so humans had to be used.) The scuba diver crewmen couldn't handle all their gear and their video cameras, so the great Mouse himself outfitted them with these stylin' yellow masks and told them to go forth and shoot all of the magic that happens under the sea. Take it from us, darling, it's better down where it's wetter and you'd better be wearing the mask that lets you capture video of the fishes dancing to the hot crustacean band. This is the world's only swim mask with an integrated waterproof digital camera that works swimmingly in pools, lakes, or the ocean. Keep your hands free as you swim all the way to a depth of 15 feet! Turn the camera on, choose a mode (video or still) with the upper button, and press the shutter to record pictures or video. The friendly LED inside the mask lets you know which mode you've selected. Downloading images once you've gotten your land legs is simple - just plug the mask into your computer's USB port with the included cable. There's even software included that allows you to edit your content. The built-in 16 MB memory can store up to 27 high resolution pictures or up to 52 seconds of video. A microSD card slot allows you to expand memory up to 2GB for additional pictures or videos.

The monkeys here at ThinkGeek are HUGE fans of George R.R. Martin's epic fantasy book series A Song of Ice and Fire. Like everyone else, we are super excited about the next book and the HBO series. Sadly, it always seems that we're waiting for the next book (or TV season). We are chomping at the bit to get back into Westeros. Luckily, A Game of Thrones the board game is here to help with pain. Take control of one of the great houses - Lannister, Stark, Baratheon, Tyrell or Greyjoy - in the struggle for control of the Iron Throne. Each house vies for dominance through diplomacy, resource management, and cunning. Each player controls their army while gathering resources to survive the oncoming winter. A Game of Thrones features a unique phase mechanic and ordering system to keep all players involved at all times. The second edition of the game features a clarified ruleset (thanks be to the old gods and the new!). It also integrates some of the expansion material that you had to purchase separately to use in the first edition of the game. Also new are the Tides of Battle cards, which bring an element of unpredictability to combat. These cards represent things like weather, morale, tactical opportunities.. anything that might upset the balance of power in a battle. And if GRRM is about anything, it's about killing off the person you thought was going to survive.

Yes, you're reading this right: a portable version of the Retro Duo NES/SNES system. So now you can take your 8-bit NES and 16-bit SNES games on the road! The Retro Duo Portable Game System is pretty much the dream configuration for any retro gamer. Not only can you play solo, but it also hooks up to full-sized televisions as well. It also comes with two extension controllers enabling tag-team, two-player gaming. In addition, the extension controllers work with the embedded screen on the main unit or the TV-out display. This means that you can play Super Mario Kart head-to-head in the backseat or in the basement on the big screen. Product Specifications Portable Game Console Plays Old Nintendo SNES and NES Games Connects to television for big screen gaming Comes with extension controllers for multiplayer games Up to 8 hours of game play on a single charge Also compatible with Sega Genesis with additional RetroGen Adapter (Not Included) System Includes: Retro Duo Portable Main Unit Two (2) SuperRetro Controllers Controller hub Stand Up Dock AC power adapter: 100-240v input Standard AV Cable Rechargeable lithium-ion battery RetroPORT Adapter for NES Games User Manual Note: UK users will need a 60Hz and PAL/NTSC compatible television, and a step-down converter to utilize the TV output feature on the RDP

"This one-of-a-kind plant has lived on the Earth for over 290 million years and has the ability to “come back to life” (much like the undead) over and over again for hundreds of years! Simply place this seemingly dead ball of foliage in water and within hours it transforms into a vibrant green blood-sucking evergreen. Ok, we are kidding about the blood-sucking part. It's still amazing though! It's also great for lazy folks since you can forget to water your Dinosaur plant whenever you want! It will simply dry up and hibernate for up to fifty years and will spring to life every time it is given water. Some Interesting Tidbits about your Dinosaur Plant: During the Carboniferous period these plants used to grow over 120 feet tall (bigger than a T-rex) When dry it curls up into a tight ball so that the wind can easily roll it to a new location or cubicle, hopefully closer to moisture. Retains 3% of its water when it is dehydrated. Grows to be about 4"" Enjoys life so much it survived the Ice Age Kit includes: Live Dinosaur Plant (Selaginella Lepidophylla) Bag of genuine Volcanic Lava Rock Display Bowl"

How many times have you told your love that you would cut off an arm for them? Or give them a kidney or your own blood if they needed it to survive? Well, cutting off an arm is easy, but foolish. And giving blood or a kidney is noble, but could pose a big problem if you don't share the same blood type. What would happen, you wonder? It's very simple - your loved one's blood antibodies would bind to too many antigens in your donor blood causing the erythrocytes of your love to burst. That's right, their blood would explode! That's why we found this awesomely simple DIY Blood Type Test Kit. Just a little prick (no jokes, please), a few drops of blood, a little water, and the special card are all you need to find out what blood type you are. In just a few minutes, you'll have a card which will show you which antigens you have in your blood (which you can compare to a chart in the instructions to determine your blood type). And even better, this kit comes with a laminating sheet so you can carry the card in with you once it dries. Then, you will never not know what blood type you are, and you won't have to worry about your blood exploding. Click here for a brief step by step of the process. We shed our blood for these images...because we care.

You know you have always wanted to be a wizard. But not one of those swish and flick wizards from the movies. You want to be the Dungeons & Dragons wizard - the party's controller. See that word there? CONTROLLER. It means you control the battlefield; you control everything! Sure, you're squishy and sometimes there's collateral damage when you let out a blast, but it's all in a day's work. As a wizard, you have a choice in implements, but everyone knows The Wand is the ultimate when you want to be an elite controller. Our Wand may not make legions of kobold minions explode into flames, but it will learn up to 13 commands from your existing remote controls and map them to particular magical motions. Flick the wand from side to side to flip the channels, twist the wand to turn up the volume. A beam of light will shoot out the unicorn tail hair and magic will happen! The Wand can learn from any remotes in your house and once you master its 13 movements, you can mastermind a symphony of electronic enjoyment from the comfort of your couch. Then, and only then, are you an epic level controller.

"This ain't yo momma's Etch-A-Sketch, son. This paperless LCD writing tablet is perfect for leaving messages, sketching ideas, and practicing anything from handwriting to calculus without killing a single tree. But we hear you. You're thinking, ""WTF can *I* use this thing for, ThinkGeek?"" Allow us to give you some suggestions, based on your likely occupation. Parental Unit: Grocery lists, honey-do's, chores list, scoreboard for family game night Monkey-suited Executive: Take notes at meetings, draw buzzword-laden charts Artiste: Quick sketching exercises, doodles Mad Scientist: Molecules, schematics, master plans (Perpetual) Student: Handwriting, math, homework to-do list Monkey: Banana inventory, poo-to-target success rate The stainless steel, telescoping stylus isn't the only tool you can use to write on the Boogie Board, either. Anything from a finger to a stiff brush to a cookie cutter can be used to light up the pressure-sensitive surface. If you or your geekling are personally responsible for the death of forests worth of trees per year, consider the environmental impact of having one totally renewable Boogie Board. The LCD display lasts for approximately 50,000 erasures, which is a whole lot of doodling and noting. Save a tree, boogie down with us. Product Specifications For Ages 5 and Up Paperless LCD writing tablet Write or doodle with the stainless steel, telescoping stylus Use any non-scratchy tool to write: finger, pen cap, plastic compass, stiff brush, cookie cutter Pressure-sensitive surface allows you to vary line weight About as much writing space as a half sheet of letter sized paper Ultra portable: Only 1/8"" thick and 4.2 ounces Erase with the touch of a button (and a cool flash from the display) Durable materials will withstand years of use and abuse LCD display lasts for approximately 50,000 uses The included battery will last 6 years if the tablet is erased 20 times a day Product Dimensions: 8.8 x 5.6 x 1.5 inches"

Melissa and Doug Classic Heirloom Victorian Doll House This Melissa and Doug Victorian Dollhouse is an amazingly detailed, handcrafted solid wood dollhouse at a price that just can't be beat. Your daughter will be captivated by the premium features of this fantastic dollhouse. From the charming, vibrant exterior to lavishly designed interior, you'll find a tasteful blend of pastels and bright hues precisely painted for amazing realism. The interior boasts dainty floral patterns, graceful stripes, ceramic-looking & wooden flooring, and two staircases done in a beautiful mahogany finish. The scalloped, peaked roofs and sun-burst patterns over lovely molded windows add beauty and distinction to the exterior of this timeless dollhouse. Because accessories are sold seperately, BabyAge offers the Melissa and Doug Classic Heirloom Victorian Doll House at an unbelievable price.

You're in a meeting. You need to escape. You need your freedom! Sadly, escaping a meeting isn't the same as getting away from Zombies and Creepers. You can't just tunnel your way out... Or maybe you could if you just had the Minecraft Foam Pickaxe! Replicating the stone pickaxe from Minecraft (data value 274 to be precise), the Minecraft Foam Pickaxe is an officially licensed Minecraft product. Okay, so a foam pickaxe is probably not going to bash through solid rock (or even soggy drywall for that matter), but with this baby in your hand you'll feel like you can. And after all, isn't it more important to have the confidence that you could smash things when you're trapped in a room with crazy people? The Minecraft Foam Pickaxe is made from sturdy EVA foam, which means that unlike the stone pickaxe in the game, the Minecraft Foam Pickaxe will withstand far more than 132 uses. EVA makes the Minecraft Foam Pickaxe a sturdy tool, hefty yet with enough cushion that you'll feel comfortable bashing a wide variety of materials. And of course, this is an officially licensed Minecraft product, which means you're making Notch happy too. Product Specifications Full size replica of the stone pickaxe from Minecraft Crafted from durable, EVA foam Great Minecraft accessory for costumes and YouTube videos Officially licensed Minecraft product

"A reliable, accurate sidearm. Manufactured by Elanus Risk Control, the Predator is valued as a powerful, deadly, and relatively inexpensive weapon. While it is not generally deployed in the military, it's still very popular in the Terminus Systems. Shep loves a good sidearm, especially when she's taking out a bunch of geth husks or Cerberus troops. In fact, we'd say she appreciates a good weapon almost as much as Garrus, although she calibrates hers a lot less often. The Predator is a lightweight, rapid fire pistol that rounds out your party when Liara's firing off biotics and Garrus is sniping. There's Shep with her trusty M-3 Pred. ThinkGeek is proud to announce our exclusive version of the officially licensed Mass Effect 3: M-3 Predator Full Scale Replica Custom Edition. Masterfully sculpted and painted by the artisans at TriForce, this is the most authentic representation of this weapon available on the market. The M-3 Predator Full Scale Replica Custom Edition is hand-finished and hand-painted to precision quality. Intricately crafted and cast in polystone, it measures 12"" in length, weighs in at 10 pounds, and features working LED effects. The model with the red lights is limited to 500 pieces worldwide and the model with the blue lights is a ThinkGeek exclusive with only 150 pieces produced. Get your piece of video game history before the Reapers come to Earth! Product Specifications Mass Effect 3 M-3 Predator Full Scale Replica Masterfully sculpted, hand-finished, and hand-painted The most authentic representation of the Predator on the market Choose between the ThinkGeek exclusive version with Blue LEDs or the regular red LED version Limited Edition! ThinkGeek has the exclusive for blue (150 pieces worldwide), Red is limited edition with 500 pieces worldwide. Officially licensed Mass Effect 3 collectible Material: Polystone, hand-finished & hand-painted Dimensions: 7.5"" x 2"" x 12"" Weight: 10 lbs"

Water is everywhere. It covers 71% of the Earth's surface and composes about 112% of the human body. Gaining control over water would be an awesome super power, but for now we are stuck with using science to master water. Good thing someone invented this Hydrodynamic Building Set. It makes science fun again. But this kit isn't a simple connect the dots - you have to do some thinking! Why? Read on! The instruction manual shows you how the girders connect, how to build the various tanks, and some rendered images of completed projects - but not step-by-step. Your entire model gets built up from the bottom of the carrying case, which acts as the water reservoir and also has a special footing to be the structure's foundation. Level by level, you build your support frame and add your tanks. Then connect all the tubes, add in the valves, and turn on the electric pump. If you've done it right, you'll have an awesome construction everyone will marvel at (a little food coloring helps). Fail and you're all wet - quite probably literally. And Kids: Build something with this kit for a Science Fair Project and you are guaranteed to win (this guarantee not guaranteed)!