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Excellent source of sparkles! Unicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go. What you don't know is that when unicorns reach the end of their lifespan, they are drawn to County Meath, Ireland. The Sisters at Radiant Farms have dedicated their lives to nursing these elegant creatures through their final days. Taking a cue from the Kobe beef industry, they massage each unicorn's coat with Guinness daily and fatten them on a diet comprised entirely of candy corn. As the unicorn ages, its meat becomes fatty and marbled and the living bone in the horn loses density in a process much like osteoporosis. The horn's outer layer of keratin begins to develop a flavor very similar to candied almonds. Blending the crushed unicorn horn into the meat adds delightful, crispy flavor notes in each bite. We are confident you will find a world of bewilderment in every mouthful of scrumptious unicorn meat. Unfortunately, due to restrictions on the importation of mythical processed meatstuff, we are unable to bring you Canned Unicorn Meat in the way the Sisters of Radiant Farms intended. When you open your can, you will find one tiny unicorn which has been appropriately sliced into its main cuts of meat. Simply use your Growth Ray to re-embiggen the unicorn before skinning it and processing its flesh. Or if you're lazy, just bring it to your local Mad Scientist-Butcher. He'll know what to do. Radiant Farms Canned Unicorn Meat Specifications 14 ounces of delicious unicorn meat, canned for your convenience Imported from a small independent cannery in County Meath, Ireland Crunchy horn bits in every bite - an excellent source of Calcium Tastes like rotisserie chicken but with a hint of marshmallow sweetness Easily spreadable for sandwiches, hors d'oeuvres, and more Sparkly meat lends the unmistakable air of class and sophistication to your parties Unlike other meats, unicorn fat is polyunsaturated and lowers your LDL cholesterol Not yet approved by the USDA or FDA, but the nuns have eaten it for centuries and they're healthy as horses Okay, for real: you can't eat this. It's a dismembered stuffed unicorn in a can. The bottom of the tin is easily removable to gain access to the mini dead unicorn inside. No can opener needed!

The season is summer, not sure the month. We've been holed up in TG HQ for seven years now. The zombies have fought long and hard, but the tide is seeming to finally turn. We will survive this invasion, this walking pestilence. We will, because we were smart enough to stock up on Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon. Yes, we have been surviving on bacon. That is why we are strong; that is why we'll win. Ok, that is just one scenario where having a lot of Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon would be handy. Another one is: you are gaming late at night and you get hungry. Seriously, do you really need a reason to crave bacon? We think not. And Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon is the very best canned bacon we've ever tasted. Not mushed up like dog food, this bacon is in actual strips - blessed with the magic of preservatives to last over 10 years in the can. Sure, you have to refrigerate after opening, but we bet you'll eat it all too quick to worry about that. Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon - the zenith of canned bacon! For nutrition information, click here.

Back in the day, Timmy's grandma used to make the most delicious popcorn on the stove. She'd stick her monkey paw into a jar and pull out a big glob of bacon grease, stick it in a pot with the popcorn kernels, put on the lid, and shake shake shake as the popcorn pop pop popped. In another saucepan, she'd melt delicious butter and she poured it all over the bacon-flavored popcorn. With just a sprinkle from the salt shaker, the masterpiece was complete. You COULD do all that today - going through the effort of collecting your bacon grease in a jar and using it to pop your popcorn by hand, but let's face it, you just don't have the time to do it like Grandma Monkey. Now thanks to BaconPop, you don't have to! Just stick a bag in the microwave, press the Popcorn button, and stand back and watch the bag inflate with delicious, buttery, bacontastic popcorn. Everything is better with bacon and this popcorn is so much better, you'll never go back to regular popcorn. Ever. For nutrition information, click here. BaconPop - Bacon Flavored Popcorn Microwave popcorn with delicious buttery bacon flavor Each box contains 3 bags of Bacon Pop, ready for popping in your microwave WARNING: Once they smell it, your co-workers will jump you in an attempt to steal it. Best to eat at home. Alone. BaconPop is vegetarian and certified Kosher (aka, it tastes like bacon, but no pigs were harmed!)

The Original Hazelnut Spread. Contains Skim Milk And Cocoa Made With Over 50 Hazelnuts Per Jar Contains No Artificial Colors Or Artificial Preservatives Made In Canada

"Relaxing at the space station's bar, you order the house special and are presented with a glowing blue drink. At the bottom of the glass you see something; and it appears to be moving. You can't quite tell if it's a flower from a far off world dancing in the carbonation, or the tentacles of some creature waiting patiently to make you its repast. The barkeep assures you it's safe. ""It's just an Edible Wild Hibiscus Flower,"" he says, ""suck it down . . . if you dare!"" And you should dare, because Edible Wild Hibiscus Flowers might look like baby Cthulhu, but they are magically delicious. Tasting a little bit like raspberry (and a little bit like something not of this world), they make an incredible garnish on or in any dish you create. But the real beauty (as you can tell by the pictures) is enhancing your inebriating beverages. They make your martini extra exotic and add an unheard of layer of romance to a glass of champagne. Or you can just pull some Edible Wild Hibiscus Flowers out of the jar and pretend you are eating alien anemones before they eat you. Because you never know . . . they just might try!"

Traditional red velvet cake gets the royal treatment. This delicious dessert combines layers of moist red velvet cake, rich cream cheese icing, and decadent cheesecake. Red velvet cake crumbs add a festive touch. From Junior's New York Desserts.

Give guests something to celebrate. This decorative tin holds a tasty trio of kettle classic chips, special pretzels, and premium white cheddar popcorn. From Utz Quality Foods.

"These incredible, luscious cheesecake bites are dipped in milk, dark and white Belgian chocolate and topped with almonds, mini chocolate chips, and dark chocolate nonpareils. They arrive in an elegant box perfect for giving. Includes 15 cheesecake bites Each: 1.25"" X 1.25"" Shelf life: up to 30 days if kept frozen Gift box: 12"" X 9"" X 5"" Handmade in USA "

'Tis the season. Bring out the flavor of all of your meals--any time of year--with this unique selection of gourmet sea salts from around the world. Each of the four glass jars has a built-in grinder to ensure supreme freshness. From Gourmet Nut for Blue Jean Chef.

"Wrapped in white chocolate like the most beautiful present, this decadent chocolate cake is an elegant treat. Made by Susan Morgan and team of chocolate artisans Hand-wrapped with imported chocolate wrapping paper Serves 12-14 10""H X 11""W X 6""D 4 lbs Refrigerate upon arrival Shelf life: 8 days Handmade in USA SPECIAL PROCESSING & DELIVERY This item ships from vendor and requires 2-3 business days of vendor processing time. Choose Next Business Day delivery. Order will arrive within 3-4 business days from placement. "

What Makes These Crackers So Irresistible? It's The Light, Flaky, Buttery, One-Of-A-Kind Taste You Can't Find In Any Other Cracker. Eat Them At Mealtime, Snacktime, Anytime. Convenient, Easy-Serve Singles. Made In Usa

"Miracle Fruits (sometimes called Miracle Berries) have been a secret wonder of the world for centuries. Though they were first documented by a French dude in 1725, they'd been consumed for many generations prior. They were eaten before meals to make the meals taste better. ""How?"" you ask. By making sour and bitter foods taste sweet. ""But how?"" you scream. The truth is, science doesn't completely know (it has something to do with the protein miraculin that bonds to your taste buds). Science Update! Scientists are getting closer to knowing exactly what miraculin does. It bonds to your sweet receptors and does wicked cool things. Click here for the science! Now you know we wouldn't sell you something without trying it first. So, we did. Limes suddenly tasted like the sweetest, most perfect limeade ever. Oranges (already quite sweet) tasted like they were imported from an Alien world or plucked straight from the Garden of Eden (truly, words can't describe the life-altering sensations caused by these little tablets). Snozzberries in our wallpaper tasted like . . . ok, they were just boogers (tip to self: don't lick wallpaper). But seriously, these little things are incredible. You can join the new craze of hosting ""flavor tripping"" parties. Everyone gets a dose of Miracle Berry, and then you taste things. You can even help your diet with Miracle Berry Fruit Tablets - healthy yucky foods will taste like candy and you won't crave sugar-laden (i.e. fattening) candy anymore. See...it's a miracle! Please note: Highly acidic foods (like pure lemon juice) will taste wonderful, but will still harm your mouth if you drink too much. Miracle Berry Fruit Tablets Dissolve half a tablet on your tongue and sour and bitter foods will taste sweet. Flavor-bending effects can last up to 1 hour. No harmful side effects (other than wanting more). Each tablet is 3/8"" in diameter and is two servings (10 tablets/20 servings per box). Take 1/2 a tablet - or take a whole one for a more intense experience. Ingredients: Miracle Berry powder and corn starch - nothing else!"

It's tough being a crime lord. You need to keep track of your bounty hunters, your smugglers, your assassins, your bodyguards, your dancing girls, your droids. You need to rig the gambling games to be sure the house keeps an advantage. It's a pretty rough life. Lucrative, sure, but rough. Sometimes, you just want to escape to a simpler way of doing business. Which is why Jabba has opened his own sweets factory. A little side venture where he makes Lightsaber Popsicles, Wookiee Cookies, Candy Rancorn, Twi'lek Dancer Lollipops, and the ever popular coconut Wamparoons. Getting these Han Solo in Carbonite Chocolates shipped in from a galaxy far, far away took a long, long time, but they're finally here! Enjoy this rich chocolate bounty from Tatooine's Tasty Treats. For nutrition information, click here. Product Features Gourmet Dark chocolate molded to look like Han Solo frozen in carbonite Trust us, chocolate tastes much better than carbonite Comes in a box suitable for gifting to your favorite Star Wars fan Officially licensed Star Wars edible delight Exclusive product designed and manufactured by ThinkGeek Each bar is 4.5 oz of premium dark chocolate and measures 6 inches in length

Smart. Quality. Everyday. This Bacon Jerky Is A Tasty Snack With A Smoky Flavor That Will Leave You Ache'n For More. These Strips Are Packet With Protein, Making Them A Great On-The-Go Snack, Or Even When It's Time To Kick Up You Boots And Relax With This Meaty Treat. Natural Smoke Flavor Added.

Easy Exotic by Padma Lakshmi Blooming Green Teas with Tangerine Spice Add a new dimension to your tea-drinking pleasure. These unusual teas fill your home with the subtle aroma of flowers as they unfold into lovely blossoms. In under five minutes, your tea pot reveals a gorgeous bloom when your tea is ready! What You Get (8) .24 oz. blooming teas

"You CLAIM to like bacon. You say, ""ThinkGeek, I like bacon."" And we say to you, ""O RLY? How much bacon did you have yesterday?"" And you reply, ""Ha! Easy! I had bacon with my pancakes at breakfast, bacon on my cheeseburger at lunch, and dinner was bacon-wrapped steak!"" We snicker and lick our monkey lips. Mmmm, bacon. We lick our lips again. Mmm, bacon. Then we laugh at you since you limit your bacon intake to meals only while we have the awesomesauce that is Bacon Lip Balm to have baconny goodness all day long. Seriously, this stuff tastes like the king of meats, but in smooth and moisturizing lip balm form. Fix chapped lips AND taste like the world's most scrumptious pork product all day? We can't think of a better combination. Share your love of the magical animal that produces pork, ham, sausage and bacon by giving your loved ones bacon-flavored kisses."

Delicious, All Natural Shakes Made With Perfectly Balanced Fruits, Proteins, Fiber And Vegetables For A Meal You Can Carry Anywhere. These Products Are Scientifically Formulated To Be A Perfect Balance Of Fiber, Protein And Complex Carbohydrates That Help Naturally Suppress The Appetite -- Absolutely No Drugs Or Toxic Preservatives Are Included. Each Shake Is A Meal That When Eaten Throughout The Day With A Low Fat, Healthy Dinner, Participants May Lose Up To 15 Pounds Per Month. Convenient And Easy-To-Follow With No Preparation, No Points, No Preservatives. Shakes In The Bottle Are Ideal For Taking On-The-Go! Eat A Smart Shake When You Feel Hungry Every 2 To 3 Hours With Plenty Of Water. Pack Includes 5 Vanilla Shake Bottles, 5 Chocolate Shake Bottles, 6 Vanilla Shake Pouches, 5 Chocolate Shake Pouches And An Instructional Guide. No Gmos Or Trans Fats. All Natural Without Preservatives One Shake Is Equal To Two Smart Cookies. Allergen Warning: Contains Wheat, Milk, Egg, Fish And Soybeans. Ingredients: Chocolate [Once Reconstituted With Water]. Water, Doctors Shake Protein Blend (Milk Protein, Whey, Egg White), Vegetable Glycerin, Maltodextrin, Soybean Oil, Tricalcium Phosphate, Modified Vegetable Gum, Natural Flavor, Xanthan Gum, Cocoa Powder, Contains Less Than 2%: Vitamin A (As Natural Beta-Carotene With Mixed Carotenoids), Vitamin C, Vitamin D, Vitamin E, Thiamin (Vitamin B1), Riboflavin (Vitamin B2), Niacin (Vitamin B3), Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Omega-3 Fatty Acids, Vitamin B12 (As Cyanocobalamin), Biotin, Pantothenic Acid, Calcium, Iron, Iodine, Magnesium, Selenium, Chomium, Potassium (As Potassium Chloride), Betaine Hci (From Sugar Beets), Lecithin (From Soybean Oil), Phosphatidic Acid, L-Glutathione. Vanilla [Once Reconstituted With Water]. Water, Doctors Shake Protein Blend (Milk Protein, Whey, Egg White), Vegetable Glycerin, Maltodextrin, Soybean Oil, Tricalcium Phosphate, Modified Vegetable Gum, Natural Flavor, Xanthan Gum, Contains Less Than 2%: Vitamin A (As Natural Beta-Carotene With Mixed Carotenoids), Vitamin C, Vitamin D, Vitamin E, Thiamin (Vitamin B1), Riboflavin (Vitamin B2), Niacin (Vitamin B3), Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Omega-3 Fatty Acids, Vitamin B12 (As Cyanocobalamin), Biotin, Pantothenic Acid, Calcium, Iron, Iodine, Magnesium, Selenium, Chomium, Potassium (As Potassium Chloride), Betaine Hci (From Sugar Beets), Lecithin (From Soybean Oil), Phosphatidic Acid, L-Glutathione.

A sweet, minty holiday favorite to enjoy wherever the holiday takes you.

INDICATIONS Mentos Gum Bottle Red Fruit Lime. Mentos was first produced in the Netherlands during the 1950s. The mints are small oblate spheroids with a slightly hard exterior and a soft chewy interior.

"Decadent, remarkably rich and moist chocolate cakes are enrobed in chocolate frosting. Set of 6 gorgeous little cakes are the perfect companion for a perfect dinner party. 6 cakes Shelf life: 12 months frozen, 5-7 days refrigerated Total: 1.5 lbs. Each: 2""H X 2.7"" diam. Handmade in USA SPECIAL PROCESSING & DELIVERY This item ships from vendor and requires 2-3 business days of vendor processing time. Choose Rush delivery. Order will arrive within 4-5 business days from placement. "

Discover the irresistible taste of caramel in this luxuriously supple dulche de leche, a staple of Spanish and South American desserts. Ideal for ice cream, it can also decadently top an angel food cake.

A summer-long sampling of 4 refreshing Tazo Iced Teas.

"""The Traveler was not the man you all thought he was, nor the man I thought him to be. He robbed me blind and left me on that forsaken planet to die! But I survived. I survived and was able to get back to the Enterprise, back to my beloved crew. But, now my crew is better than ever! Now, they all dispense my PEZ! My PEZ, my tasty little PEZezes. Wesley isn't just some weird child among men now, no he isn't, not precious pretty Wesley! Wesley is your master, your creator, your tasty candy overlord here to protect you and love you and eat from beneath your quivering chins. Shh, shh, quiet your worried eyes; Wesley is here for you. Shh, yes, shh shh."" Wesley went a bit mad. After leaving with the Traveler, he was taken for everything and left alone and scarred. But, after just a few years of scavenging for materials and letting his mighty beard grow, he created the Star Trek TNG PEZ Set. Everyone loves PEZ; Wesley just loves it a bit more than most... For nutrition information, click here. Product Specifications: A set of 8 PEZ dispensers for fans of Star Trek: The Next Generation Includes: Picard Riker Worf Data Geordi Dr. Crusher Troi Enterprise Limited edition collectible, officially licensed Comes with PEZ candy so you can snack right away"

"White-chocolate and vanilla-bean butter cake with a caramel toffee butter cream is elegantly wrapped in chocolate. A handcrafted, edible chocolate magnolia sits on top. Serves 10 people Shelf life, 5 days refrigerated 4""H X 7"" diam. Handmade in USA SPECIAL PROCESSING & DELIVERY This item ships from vendor and requires 2-3 business days of vendor processing time. Choose Next Business Day delivery. Order will arrive within 3-4 business days from placement. "