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"Some have said, if toast is so good, why don't they just leave the bread in the oven longer and make the whole loaf toasty? Those people are morons. The initial premise is sound - indeed, toast is scrumptious. The flaw lies in the second part of the statement. You can't just leave the bread in the oven longer for delicious toast. You'd just end up with overcooked bread. It's hard to blame them for their silliness - toast can lead some to irrationality. Which probably explains the overly loud SQUEE we emitted when we first saw these little gadgets! Four little USB thumbdrives shaped like teeny anthropomorphized pieces of toast. And, what better place to put your little USB toast than a USB Hub shaped like a toaster? The drives themselves come in four varieties. From lightest color to darkest, there's Tato, Butta, Ry Ry, and Crisp! The hub is silver with four slots for your favorite 4 pieces of memorytoast. You can, of course, insert your own thumbdrive, but where's the fun in that? They've also thrown in an SD Card slot, so your new shiny hub can perform double-duty as a card reader! Features and Specs USB 2.0 thumb drives and hub Thumb drivesCapacity: 4GColors: White (Tato), Yellow (Butta), Tan (Ry Ry), and Brown (Crisp)Size: 1.5"" x 1.25"" x 0.75"" USB Hub4 USB 2.0 portsSpeed: Up to 480mbpsIncluded 1 meter long USB CableIncluded SD Card ReaderColor: Silver"

With creative ideas and the occasional craft project keeping you up into the wee hours, your late-night lighting setup is more important than ever! Now, you can give your nest the glow of a sensational starry sky with the help of this bright, white owl, who is wise in the ways of stylish illumination and wont quit when the sun sleeps. Created from matte, snowy ceramics, this horned owl will give your home a glimmer of glamour, as the tiny, scattered, pinholes that wrap his body are flooded with light from the bulb within. An adorable and ambient choice for the avian enthusiast, this lamp from Streamline is fit to perch perfectly on your darkened desk or shady shelf.

"History Time: The thumbs up/thumbs down gesture for approval/distaste (and which gesture means which) comes from Ancient Roman times - specifically, instructions to the gladiator on whether or not to spare his opponent. But here's the thing: the Latin term for this is Pollice verso, which translates to ""turned thumb."" If you consult the writings of old dead Roman people, you'll find even they contradict each other on which one is really approval and which is distaste. But, who cares: we of the present have decreed thumbs up to be good and thumbs down to be bad. And that's the model that the Like/Dislike Stamp Set perpetuates. Each Like/Dislike Stamp Set comes with two, self-inking stamps (that's why we call it a set). Use the Like stamp for things you like and the Dislike stamps for things you don't like. For instance: we like origami - so though we will probably crush the little paper swan, we're gonna stamp it with the Like stamp. We don't like TPS reports, so we'll save the Dislike stamp for that. And why did we provide these further instructions and examples for such a straight forward product? Simple: to fill up space. YAY. Get your Like/Dislike Stamp Set today, and ink up your future with your opinion tomorrow. Like/Dislike Stamp Set Set of two stamps - for every occasion. Self-inking, for your convenience. Set includes one of each stamp. Dimensions: 3"" x 1.25"" x 2.5"""

"It seems that no matter how big your desk is, there's never enough room for all of the stuff you ""need"" on it. (Ladies, this is much like how once we get a big purse, we can never go back to a small one.) There's your monitor, your second monitor, your mini-monitor, your desk lamps, your plush creatures, action figures, a pile of random plates and bowls and silverware, not to mention the things you actually use to do your job. ...and what would happen if you knocked over your water glass and it spilled all across your desk? Extend your desk and avoid spills by putting your beverage in the Drinklip Portable Cupholder. It clips securely to any desk, table, or shelf and will hold your travel mug, glass, or water bottle within arm's reach. There's even a little slit at the bottom for condensation to drip through, hitting the floor rather than moistening your desktop. The Drinklip also doubles as a tiny item holder, perfect for storing nails and screws while going DIY, beads and safety pins while crafting, or even your dice while you're playing a game. Product Specifications Attach a cupholder to any desk, table, or shelf Use it to store your drink or small objects Other ideas for using your Drinklip: Home repair: Nails, screws, or drill bits Crafting: Beads, needles, pincushion, safety pins, stitch holders Organization: Keys, loose change, hair ties Gaming: Dice! (But also keeping your drink off your GM's table.) Play: Clip to LEGO fortress to use as a guard tower Fits cups up to 3.25"" in diameter (similar to a car cupholder size) Choice of colors: Black, White, Red, Blue."

Save your files and photos in style with this slender and elegant 4 GB USB key! It features 140 Vintage Rose crystals with pink lacquering and silver-tone metal details. The pen makes a perfect gift, especially when combined with a Crystalline ballpoint pen!

"I believe it was Marcus Brody who said that the pen is mightier than the sword. Well, the gun is also mightier than the sword, at least for slaying from a distance. It stands to reason than a pen that looks like a bullet should be the mightiest weapon ever created. Right? Write? The .375 Bullet Pen uses a real .375 H&M Magnum Shell. Of course, it's inert. We wouldn't want you blowing your digits off while penning your grocery list. The perfect gift for hunters or outdoorsgeeks, this brother to the Fisher Space Pen will write in temperatures from -50º to 250ºF, underwater, in zero gravity, at any angle – even upside down! That's why they're the choice of ski patrols, search and rescue teams, law enforcement agencies, armed forces, and anyone who demands writing reliability in adverse conditions. Product Specifications Writes at any angle, even in zero gravity Writes in extreme temperatures from -30F to 250F Precision assembled, hand-tested, and lifetime guaranteed by manufacturer Materials: Brass and steel, tungsten carbide ball Ink Color: Black Dimensions: 5.2"" x 0.4"" x 0.4"""

"There's something inherently geeky about a heist. There's a thief who can bypass the laser security system with insane acrobatics. There's a hacker who can access information behind even the most fiery of firewalls. There's a grifter with a thousand faces and a hitter of a thousand punches. And holding them all together is the mastermind, who makes sure the plan goes off without a hitch. On our favorite heist show, Leverage, it seems that every bad guy has the same aluminum briefcase to carry their millions of dollars or valuable evidence. (It makes pulling off the switch very easy!) Most of us will never have an aluminum briefcase full of cash, but that doesn't mean we can't carry around a tiny piece of a heist with the Mini Briefcase Business Card Case. It'll hold a good stack of your business cards for your next big meeting, conference, or convention. If you're a grifter, you can even carry a few cards from each of your aliases. Made of aluminum, this case will block RFID scanning if you'd like to store a credit card inside, too. Product Specifications Store your business cards like a con man (or grifter gal) Looks just like the briefcases that hold tons of cash, but smaller Aluminum construction blocks RFID scanning Materials: Aluminum Dimensions: 4"" x 2.5"" x 0.625"""

"The Note To Self evolves as we evolve. As teenagers, we grabbed a pen and wrote things on our hands or arms. Sometimes, this worked perfectly. At other times, we strained our brains trying to remember why we wrote 3:30 on our wrist. Where were we supposed to be? Make-up test? Karate? Picking up the little sister? D'oh. Then we got smart. We started keeping lists in Notepad. Then we remembered the milk. Then we had Evernote. Then we realized all the technology in the world wasn't catching EVERYTHING we had to remember, so we went old school with paper and pencil. Gosh, could this get any harder? It's certainly a case for hiring an evil henchman or three. The Scratch-n-Scroll is a mousepad and to-doodle list in one. The writing surface *is* the mousepad, so when the phone rings and you're having to jot down things quickly, you don't have to scramble for a pen. Simply jot notes on the mousepad using your finger or the built-in plastic stylus. It's just like that Magic Slate you had as a kid: lift up the semi-transparent sheet on top and the notes disappear, leaving a clean writing surface for next time. Bullet Headline Magic Slate meets mousepad! 9.4 "" X 8.4"" Slim, portable design Smooth scrolling surface like a standard mouse pad (but slightly larger) Non-slip back pad keeps it from sliding around your desk Works with any optical or ball-based computer mouse Write on the pad with your finger or the included stylus Lift the semi-transparent top sheet to erase"

You've collected hundreds of business cards since that last conference. Now, they're scattered between stacks on your desk, stuffed into files, mixed into papers, and wrinkling in your back pocket. That's hardly the way to maintain a proper business relationship. This little file cabinet looks like a shrunken version of the real thing, but holds up to five hundred business cards. Two drawers pull out, letting you shuffle through your entire collection. We've even included lettered-tabs to help keep everything organized. Look, I'm not going to tell you how to organize your life, I can only supply you with the tools. However, this little guy looks so darned good on my desk, I'm keeping it! Get yours while you can!

Halloween Wine Bottle Labels. Includes 8 Halloween-themed liquor bottle labels

Keurig® K-Cup Coffee People Original Donut Shop Coffee, Regular, 24/Pack

This slender and elegant 4 GB USB key is the ultimate stylish office accessory! It features 140 sparkling Light Amethyst crystals with details in violet lacquering and silver-tone metal. It makes an ideal gift - especially when combined with a Crystalline ballpoint pen.

Origami is a Japanese art which is practiced to create a representation of an object using paper folding and crease patterns typically without using glue or cutting the paper. Now you can practice origami in the office and make use of all the old sticky notes you have plastered to your desk. These Origami Sticky Notes provide something fun for those dull moments at the office. You can now re-cycle your old sticky notes and turn them in to paper 3-D models. Each pad has printed instructions on each sheet for 10 different origami shapes. From UK-based design company Suck UK. Dimensions are 75 x 75mm, there are 100 sheets per pad.

Post-it® Pop-Up Purse Dispenser, Black

There's a new pen in town. We don't take kindly to strangers in these parts, so when the boys at the saloon mentioned a guy named Slim was poking around, well, we had to go meet the varmint and shoo him out. Was mighty hard finding him, though. When he was turned sideways you could barely see him! Bobino Slim is a pen designed for the Wild West of traveling with an old fashioned pen and notebook. Whether you're keeping your day planner close at hand or carrying a Moleskine to jot down ideas for your next novel, Bobino Slim is there for you. At just 4 mm thick, you'll barely notice he's there, snug in his docking tab affixed inside your favorite notebook's back cover. But just a note, while the pen is mightier than the sword, you might want to bring a gun to that gun fight at high noon. Product Specifications Keep a pen on hand and your notebook closed! At just 4 mm thick, you'll barely notice it's there Docking tab sticks to the front or back cover of your notebook Stick Bobino Slim to the tab and he'll stay put until you need him Ink Color: Black

Office Star OSP® Designs Veneers and Wood solids Tool-Less Meridian Computer Desk, Black

Office Star Wood Ladder Bookcase, Espresso

Atlas Welding Accessories Combination Tank Wrench, 7/16-1 1/8 in Opening, 9 in (L)

Practical and stylish, this unique accessory is both a ballpoint pen and a USB key. The silver-tone pen opens in the middle to reveal a 4GB USB key. Sparkling beautifully, the body is filled with 200 delicate Indian Sapphire crystals. The high quality refill can be replaced quickly and easily.

Made With Elegant Micro Suede - Let your Pet Ride in Style and Comfort!Features: 7 H x 9 W x 15 L - Pets up to 7 lbs Zipper removable micro suede cover Connection strap included for the seat belt to join the harness Cover and interior are both machine washable Plush, comfortable and durable polyurethane foam Luxury Console Lookout is so unique it has a Patented Design. Available in luxury microfiber with accenting cord. Also has a firm yet comfortable foam form. Comes with safety strap for securing your pet. The Luxury Console pet car seat is made with an elegant micro suede cover so your pet is sure to enjoy their chic new car seat. Available in a variety of micro suede fabrics you are sure to find the perfect car seat to match any car. The comfortable foam helps your pet ride safe and smooth while in your car or truck. The cover can be removed for easy cleaning. Use the dog car seat in the house as a bed or in the car as a booster! There is a seat belt slot for security and a connecting strap is included for the seat belt to join a harness.

"If Batman had a clipboard, it would be this one. If Superman was a clipboard, it would be this one. Why? Because this clipboard is bulletproof. Yeah, you read that right: bulletproof. It can hold paper AND stop a 9mm bullet in its tracks. We call it the Bulletproof Body Armor Clipboard, and when you get yours, you can call it whatever you want (we recommend something awesome like ""Awesomeboard,"" ""The Boardinator,"" ""Bill,"" or anything else you can think of). Each Bulletproof Body Armor Clipboard is a section of Level II body armor, with a clip attached to hold the paper. Level II body armor is tough enough to stop the penetration of 9mm bullets and all those stopped by Level I and Level IIA. The Bulletproof Body Armor Clipboard is the toughest clipboard we've ever held. Sure, it's heavy, but when you own a clipboard that can stop bullets, weight doesn't matter anymore. Nothing matters anymore, other than your own awesomeness for being the only person in the office to own a Bulletproof Body Armor Clipboard. Oh yeah. Bulletproof Body Armor Clipboard A slab of Level II body armor - with a clip (for paper). Level II body armor protects against 9mm, as well as all those calibers protected by Level I and Level IIA. 25 year limited manufacturer warranty. UL Rated for Level II protection. Weight: approx. 3 lbs. Dimensions: 9"" x 12"". In all seriousness DO NOT POINT GUNS AT PEOPLE EVER, play nice Geeks."

The Quo Vadis Habana Black Blank Notebook 80 Sheets 6 1/4X9 1/4. Quo Vadis has done it again with the Habana Notebook. This travel friendly notebook boasts 85g ivory paper with a smooth satin finish, giving the paper a quality only dreamt of in the past. With 80 sheets of these acid-free, Ph neutral papers, the Habana adds a whole new level of enjoyment to your every day writing. The Habana has sewn binding, as opposed to stapled, for extra security and flexibility. The cover is firm and leather-like with elegant round corners and an inner pocket for notes and cards. With its subtle beauty and matching elastic closure, the Habana will have you begging to write more. The Quo Vadis Habana comes in four vivid colors, so all writers and artists will certainly enjoy the Quo Vadis Habana Notebook. 85g, ivory paper with satin smooth finish 80 sheet Acid-free and pH neutral for long preservation Firm leather-like cover Sewn binding for extra security elegant round corners Matching elastic closure ADDITIONAL INFO: Genuine Product from Quo Vadis. Buy from Authorized Major dealer only , with confidence. Brand New Product, quality guaranteed.

Compatible with any PS3 system or Bluetooth 2.0 supported device Can be used for online play or any voice activated feature on the PS3 Can be charged from any USB port with a Mini USB data cable (included) Ergonomically designed to comfortably fit your ear Sleek design--wont get in your way Color: Black Brand: KMD

"Duck Tape® Brand Duct Tape, Zig Zag, 1.88""x 10 Yards"