Tableware

"We all like to sit around and complain that we need caffeine to take on the oh-so-hard task of sitting on our expanding backsides and typing for eight hours. ""Oh no,"" we say. ""Don't talk to me about that spreadsheet until I've had my 4-cup French press!"" Do you know who thinks you should STFU? Mario. Link. Other heroes who are busting their tails in the wild to rescue princesses and save the world. Think of them next time you complain about being bored in a meeting. The Pixel Heart Heat Changing Mug is here to remind you that filling up on health is easy for you. You don't need to adventure to find pieces of heart. You just walk up to the Caffeinated Potion Machine and pour yourself a fresh cup of wake-me-up. Done and done. Watch as the heat-sensitive ink turns the sad black heart into a healthy, full red one. Now you're ready to tackle the Big Boss. (Just don't stomp on his head like last time, okay?) Product Specifications Fill with a hot beverage to fill your red heart of health Image made of thermo-graphic inks that react to heat As beverage cools, the heart goes back to low-life (mostly black) Holds 12.8 ounces of your life-inducing hot beverage of choice Materials: Porcelain Dimensions: 3.8"" x 3.2"" x 5"" Important: Hand-wash only, do not microwave. Heat-changing ink cannot withstand heat beyond the level of a cup of tea or coffee."

"Sometimes it takes one cup of coffee to start our engines in the morning. Some days are two cuppers. And then there are days like today when it feels like only straight up electricity could perk us up. Today is a 20 cup day. But we're too tired to get up and down and get 20 cups throughout the morning. Good thing we have the World's Largest Coffee Cup. It's 20 regular cups of coffee in one giant, massive, awe-inspiring cup! Each World's Largest Coffee Cup weighs a little over 10 lbs. It weighs a little over 10 lbs. empty, that is. This means not only will you be getting waaay too much coffee with one cup, but you'll also be getting some arm exercise. But do you really need your own World's Largest Coffee Cup you are wondering? Well, you don't want someone else in the office to get it first do you? Yeah, we're just looking out for you, is all. You're welcome. Please note: No puppies were given coffee for these photos. Whimsy was staring at some treats. We just thought it would be cute. So there. World's Largest Coffee Cup A giant among beverage containers. Holds up to 20 normal cups of coffee . . . or some soup . . . or a small chicken. Made of porcelain - hand wash recommended. Weight: 10.3 lbs (empty). Dimensions: 10"" diameter x 6.5"" tall."

How do you like your coffee? Cream with one sugar? Nice. Just cream? Cool. Black? Rock on. Everybody except the black coffee drinker listen up - what do you use to stir your coffee? A spoon? Swizzles? Tongue depressors? Bah. All of those so-called stirring solutions are fraught with failure. Spoons measure your sugar fine enough, but what a waste to have to wash (or toss) another utensil! Tongue depressors end up making your coffee taste like wood, and those stupid swizzles can't stir anything, are you kidding? What you need is a stirring solution for your hot and tasty beverage that doesn't add to landfill, or impart odd flavors to your drink while actually moving stuff around. If we sound like that late great TV pitchman, we're in great company. We're genuinely enthusiastic about the Self-Stirring Mug! Stainless steel finish with a snap-lock lid keeps your drink hot. Don't forget - inside this mug is a spinning plastic disk that frappes your drink into a whirling blended maelstrom of deliciousness. Too much? Just pop two AAA batteries inside the base, fill the mug with your favorite hot beverage, add your sweetener or creamer - or, hey! Maybe you just like a nice hot cup of cocoa! Any way, press the button on the handle and whirr your drink into a perfect blend. No more sandy sugar in the last dregs of your drink, and no more spoons!

The life of an average skull is pretty straightforward. First, you're inhabited by the brains of your human, then you're either burned or buried and inhabited by... well, let's not think about that. If you're very lucky, you may end up on stage for a production of Hamlet. If you're very unlucky, you get inhabited by a spirit of intellect under the control of an evil necromancer. Why isn't inhabited by alcohol an option? This is a double-walled shotglass, but instead of the inner wall being shaped like a shotglass, it's shaped like a skull. When you pour in your favorite spirit, it inhabits the inner skull, coloring it in quite nicely. As a bonus, it also keeps the beverage in the shot glass cooler, if it takes you a while to build up the courage to drink it. Remember, we like you chuckleheads, so drink responsibly. Features Double-walled glass features a skull inside a shotglass Fill the skull with your favorite beverage Hand-blown crystal-clear borosilicate glass 2.5 ounce capacity Individually packaged in a colorful box

"Let's look at your computer's lifecycle. When your Windows computer is being a bit slow, when its memory is fragmented, when the threads of its normal execution become so tangled that it's no longer considered useful, the one thing that will refresh it fully is the troika of buttons ""Ctrl - Alt - Del."" Hitting those three buttons are designed to interrupt the computers processes, clearing out the memory, and recycling the system power. Now, let's look at your lifecycle. Mid-afternoons are the doldrums of your day. You're less productive. You're tired, your thoughts are fragmented, your productivity suffers. The one thing that refreshes you is the coffee break. Until now, there wasn't a clever way to combine both kinds of refreshment with style. Now you can enjoy your personal mental refresh using a coffee-cup set made to look like the keys you use to refresh your computer. This set of plastic cups look like giant black Ctrl, Alt, and Del keys. Pressing them won't really do much, however. You have to invert them, fill them with your favorite refreshing beverage (hot or cold), and drain them into your face hole. When you're done, wash them, and set them back into the stylized circuit-board like tray. They'll be ready and waiting for you when you need another break. Features Set of three cups Black exterior with white interior Sturdy plastic, dishwasher safe Circuit-board etched tray for display Suitable for hot or cold drinks Set is 10.5 inches long, 4 inches wide, and 2 3/4 inches tall Each cup holds 8 ounces"

Most mornings, caffeine is required before your brain properly engages. Attempting to startle or aggravate a geek before he's had his morning jolt is asking for a world of hurt. Geeks can be downright snippy before they've had a chance to properly wake up. Extreme care must be taken in these circumstances. Every morning, without fail, there's that worthless jerk in the office that's been awake with the sun, and, with extreme perkiness, tries to engage you in mindless banter. Your synapses fire just enough to remind you that, indeed, you hate that guy. Relying entirely on your lizard brain to work the controls on the coffee dispenser, you pour a piping hot cup-o-joe into your Gun Mug. Seeing the handle and the trigger-grip, said jerk gets the message quickly and backs the hell off. Nobody wants to mess with a geek with a gun. Even if that gun is only loaded with coffee. Features Black ceramic coffee mug with pistol grip Looks bad-ass in your hand Holds 8 ounces of your favorite hot beverage Five by three by four inches Gun mug safety is no joke. Keep your gun mug properly maintained and clean at all times Dishwasher safe

"We know exactly what we're going to be using these pint glasses for. We're going to fill them with beer or Mountain Dew and use them when we play the new Marvel RPG. (You did hear there's a new Marvel RPG coming out in 2012, right?) Yep, yep, we're going to gather at the table with our dice and our character sheets and our heads full of super stories to tell. These glasses seem like your typical 16 ounce glass, except they are emblazoned with amazing artwork featuring some of your favorite Marvel superheroes. Somehow, when the Avengers are on the side of your glass, everything in it just tastes better. Product Specifications Pint glasses featuring artwork from the Marvel universe Choose: Avengers, Iron Man, Captain America Everything in these glasses tastes 100% more super Capacity: 16 fluid ounces (1 pint) Dimensions: 6"" (15 cm) tall"

Handcrafted in the Italian tradition, the Merletto place setting is intricately embellished with a lacy floral texture and painted a serene aqua hue. An elegant companion to Arte Italica dinnerware.

Refresh the casual table with the colorful vines and contemporary dishes of Sango's Flora Black dinnerware set. With place settings for four in dishwasher-safe stoneware.

"Caffeine is our power source, whether it's from coffee or tea or BAWLS. What better way for us to visualize our batteries being charged than a mug with a battery that powers up when we fill it with our piping hot caffeinated libation of choice? This ceramic mug is classic black with a white outline of a battery on it. Pour in your hot liquid - anything over 96.8F (36C) - and watch the green cells within the battery light up. As your beverage cools (or is ingested) the battery will fade into emptiness, reminding you that you need a refill. Product Specifications Ceramic mug changes color when filled with hot coffee or tea Holds 10 ounces of your favorite hot beverage Watch the battery ""light up"" when your mug is hot Love your mug: hand-wash only. The extreme temperature of a dishwasher will destroy the color-changing parts of the mug."

"Liquids are our favorite things to drink. And puzzles are our favorite things to solve. Combine the two, and you have the perfect way to quench your thirst while satiating your love of puzzles. What could we be talking about? Why the Rubik's Cube Mug, of course (you know, the thing that's in all these pictures). Each Rubik's Cube Mug comes presolved (and, really, it can't be messed up, so there). Although it seems difficult to drink out of a cube, the lip is actually curved a bit for your comfort. It's a mug. It's a Rubik's Cube. It's the Rubik's Cube Mug! Drink from one of the world's most beloved puzzles, and show your pride in the Cube that Rubik built. Rubik's Cube Mug It's a mug, but it looks like a Rubik's Cube, but it's a mug! A curved lip actually makes drinking out of a cube easy. Ceramic mug is not dishwasher/microwave safe. Hand wash only! Holds: 8oz (250ml) of liquid goodness. Dimensions: approx 3"" cubed (not included handle)."

Serve up a dose of sarcasm with your morning coffee. Guests will love this cleverly designed, one-of-a-kind mug decorated with vintage photos and a high-spirited saying. The Anne Taintor collection is retro, hip, funny and funky: "Martinis? they're not just for breakfast anymore." Mug is porcelain and resistant to chips and scratches, as well as dishwasher and microwave safe. 14 oz.

Your morning routine probably includes coffee, and a daily commute. You take great pains to make sure your coffee is rich and delicious, and, most importantly, hot. So when it comes to taking your travel mug full of hot coffee with you for your trip to work, what happens? You guessed it. The coffee gets cold before you really get a chance to enjoy it. Most travel mugs, you see, do a very bad job at actually insulating, and bleed out heat faster than an airlock blows out atmosphere. You need supplemental heat to maintain temperature, as well as the ability to actually monitor just how hot or cold your brew has become before you put your lips to the rim. This coffee mug evokes a nostalgic feeling that comes with 60's hot rod muscle cars. With a glossy candy-shell exterior, chrome accents, and beautiful analog gauges and switches, these mugs look fast just standing still. With the included DC adapter, you can plug your mug right into your car's cigarette lighter 12v outlet, and maintain your coffee's optimum temperature. Your coffee will stay nice and hot, and it'll look good doing it, too. Features Thermally insulated travel mug 12v DC adapter keeps your beverage hot Analog temperature gauge and on/off toggle switch LED Power indicator Nonskid rubberized base Candy apple red, or midnight glossy black Holds 8 ounces

There is really nothing super about drinking excessively. You're probably having a ton of fun while it's happening. Everything is hilarious. Everyone has +5 to Sexterity. You're clearly a genius. But then the next morning rolls around and you wake up with your head pounding and your phone has a number in it labeled Future Spouse. But if you'd like to feel a little more super before the big crash the morning after, do so with a DC Comics Caped Shot Glass. Each shot glass is emblazoned with the emblem of your super of choice and has an adorable tiny cape strapped around it. Yes, we suppose you could use the cape to wipe your mouth after you take your shot, but is that what Batman would do? Product Specifications Shot glasses with tiny capes and the logos of favorite supers Officially licensed DC Comics collectable Cape is removable for washing Choose: Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman Love your glass: Hand-wash for longest artwork life. Seriously, kids. Drinking isn't all it's cracked up to be. Be responsible.

Your photographer friends will gasp in horror when they catch sight of this quirky Camera Lens Mug. At first glance it might seem that you've ripped apart a perfectly good telephoto lens, then filled it with your hot beverage of choice. Of course this type of heinous disregard for expensive photography equipment would be sacrilege... to a cup of good coffee. Luckily the Camera Lens Mug is decidedly cheaper than a real camera lens and is washable to boot. Fill it with your beverage of choice and take a big swig o' DSLR. The included lens hood top keeps your drink hot/cold and doubles as a mini plate for cookies or other noshables. Product Features Quirky mug looks like a real DSLR camera lens Perfect for hot or cold beverages Realistic lens type details and such Lens hood top keeps your drink hot/cold and doubles as a mini plate Great for beer... but then what isn't? Capacity: 15 ounces Hand wash only and not microwave safe

The now famous caffeine molecule emblazoned on a swell glass mug is the perfect addition to your caffeine collection. This one's got some somewhat calm earl-grey tea in it cuz that's what I was drinking when I took the picture, but feel free to use it for your daily double cappucino with a shot of skyrocket syrup. 8-ounce glass mug with the caffeine molecule printed in lime green. Not microwave safe, Logo may rub off if put in dishwasher.

Mornings Tinker Bell Mug

Bring life to your table with this colorful dinnerware set. The square plates add interest to your place settings, while just-right colors keep the look fresh with a pop of personality. From American Atelier.

Ever have a house guest that you regretted inviting over? For us, that guest was Pac-Man. For starters, he insisted only showing up after dark. Then, after we went to bed, we heard him stalking the halls all night. Not sure if he was sleepwalking or what, but he sure was noisy! The next morning, he was nowhere to be found. Oh, and all our food was gone. And our chinchilla. WTF, dude? At least ol' Pac left our glassware alone. He must get all the liquid he needs from the things he eats. If you need some sweet, arcade-inspired glassware, wokka-wokka yourself right to the BUY NOW button and these can be yours. Product Specifications Set of 2 pint glasses featuring Pac-Man Classy black with brightly colored creatures One glass features a Pac-Man level, the other is more of a fun design Love your glasses: hand wash for longest artwork life

Serve up natural beauty with this Food Network serving tray. Its bamboo construction ensures lasting use, and blends effortlessly with any home decor. Make a statement at your next gathering when you use this Food Network bamboo serving tray.

Have you been putting in late hours at your lab in Castle East? Seeing eerie and surprising sights? Now the cadavers rise, the ghouls knock down the doors, the zombies are pouring drinks for Wolf Man and Dracula... are you still at work or is this a party? Now everything's cool. Just have that coffin-banger over at the bar mix you a Transylvania Twist in one of these Crystal Skull Shotglasses. Not into shots? No biggie, how about a pumpkin ale or a hard cider in a Crystal Skull Stein? Sit back and enjoy the rockin' sounds of Igor and the Crypt-Kicker Five. Just remember, no matter how awesome the monster bash is, we'd like to see you around tomorrow. We hear that Frankenstein runs a designated driver service. Product Specifications Creepy cool glassware for Halloween or anytime Host your own monster bash (with or without vampires) Choose: Skull Stein (holds 1 pint), features bony handle Set of 4 Skull Shotglasses (1.5 ounces each) Dishwasher safe We love you (even you creepy people), so drink responsibly

Do you sip your coffee from a demitasse? Is your pinky extended? Gah! Coffee should be strong, black and chewy! It should strip paint and frighten small children. Finally, it should be drunk from a vessel that is worthy of the finest caffeinated beverage on the planet. Any mug you dare drink coffee from should be big enough to hold 20 ounces of Joe, and be big and heavy enough to use as a melee weapon should the Zombie Apocalypse finally come. Your wish is our command, bitches. This mug's handle is shaped like a face-smashing set of brass-knuckles, and will put anyone around you on notice: I'm drinking my coffee, dammit. Interrupt me at your own physical peril.

Serve up a dose of sarcasm with your morning coffee. Guests will love these cleverly designed, one-of-a-kind mugs decorated with vintage photos and high-spirited sayings. The Anne Taintor collection is retro, hip, funny, and funky. Ceramic is resistant to chips and dishwasher safe. 10 oz.

In 1999, Billy Mitchell stunned the gaming world by playing the very first verified perfect game of Pac-Man. A perfect game consists of playing the first 255 levels, eating every pill, pellet, fruit, and ghost, without losing a single life, and then eating as many pellets as possible on the last level by eating all but one, and then sacrificing a life, thus resetting the last level, then repeat until you're out of lives. This jams your score at 3,333,360 points, and makes you the envy of all geeks everywhere. To make that kind of achievement, your mind has to slip, zen like, into a trance-like state. You must become one with the game, flowing from pellet to pellet, slipping past ghosts like water around a rock. You must focus, and make the game everything... your entire world. You must see floating cherries in your dreams, eat power pellets for breakfast, and surround yourself in the maze. We can't help you in the dreams department - our Mesmermatic 5000 dream induction device hasn't reached human testing trials, yet, we've heard that a shot of certain beverages can loosen you up and help you achieve a more zen state. Let us know how that works for you. Product Specifications Shot glasses featuring Pac-Man and ghosts Classy black shot glasses with colorful artwork Inky, Blinky, Clyde, and Pac-Man (Pinky bailed on the photo shoot) Drink responsibly: you'll never beat the game if your brain is pickled! Love your shot glasses: Hand wash for longest artwork life Material: Ceramic