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Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Now you can touch yourself and others in complete confidence, with the number one after-genital-contact hand sanitizer. Kills 99.99% of germs.
Scented Macaron Coin Purses (Mint)
Mint this, fresh that – why be so pig-headed and conventional when it comes to brushing your teeth? Especially when you can have breath like a Dane’s frying pan thanks to this yummy bacon flavoured toothpaste. Oink!
How To Swear Around The World
Expand your vocabulary in time for your visit with this guide to swearing in multiple languages, cultural conflict guaranteed.
Magical Unicorn Slippers
What we all need is a bit of enchantment in our daily movements. These Magical Unicorn Slippers do just the trick. Slip on these mythological moccasins and suddenly any journey is magical and filled with wonder. Whether it's sliding around the house like Tom Cruise in Risky Business or nipping to the shops to get the papers (get the papers), these ethereal espadrilles just make life better.
The Zombie Survival Guide
The current trend towards more serious zombie shows is a great start, but even the most accurate movie still contains characters that are woefully unprepared. Sure, you’re laughing now, but see how funny it is when your neighbour is gnawing on your leg. You don’t want to die a cliché do you?
In September 2013 the humble Blobfish was named the "World's Ugliest Animal" by the Ugly Animal Preservation Society. Their spokesperson commented that "for too long the cute and fluffy animals have taken the limelight but now the Blobfish will be a voice for the mingers who always get forgotten."
Star Theatre Planetarium
Seeing stars? You will be once you power up this amazing little gizmo as it projects staggeringly realistic night skies on to walls and ceilings. Utterly mesmerising!
Green Grass Flip Flops (Women's Small)
Kick your uncomfortable work shoes to the curb and give those sweaty sneakers the boot, your feet have a new favourite. The grass is greener on the other foot.
Custom Chocolate Pizza (7" - 8 slices)
Create your perfect, personalised pizza feast (assuming you like your pizzas’ very, very chocolatey).
Beer Bread (Italian Cheese)
Nothing comes close to the nostril-caressing aroma of freshly baked bread, nor the taste of melted butter on a warm doughy slice.
Pac-Man Ghost Lamp
Perfect for vintage video game fans, or people who are scared of the dark. This multi-coloured lamp has a whole host of settings.
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Pebble Aria Portable Charger & Speaker
Impressive portable power and boisterous portable audio, all in one snappy little package.
£29.99 £39.99 (Save 25%)
Love Hearts Tealights
Melt hearts as you melt wax with these cute little tealights that look just like classic Love Hearts sweeties. With their pretty pastel colours, soppy messages (Love Me, Kiss Me, Hug Me) and authentic wrapper they’ll bring memories of young love flooding back. PS: My friend fancies you.
London Underground Tube Tent
Stop fellow campers and train fans in their tracks with this epic tent, modelled on an authentic Northern Line tube carriage.
Bunny Lebowski Nail Varnish
Bunny Lebowski. She's the scantily-clad nymphomaniac trophy wife of Jeff Lebowski. Star of 'Logjammin.' A wonderful woman. We're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited. What she'd do for $1000 is neither here nor there, but she certainly had great taste in nail varnish
Reese's Creamy Peanut Butter
A staple in Hollywood movies, this wonderfully rich peanut butter is the basis of most Reece’s products, from Peanut Butter Cups to Pieces (ET’s favourite).
Game of Thrones Replica Iron Throne
Imposing and majestic, as well as kind of uncomfortable, this officially licensed, full-size replica of the Iron Throne will make a great addition to any throne room.
Big Face Pug T-Shirt (Pug XL)
With this top quality t-shirt, now you can finally wear an oversize 3-D pug face.
Doughnut Bean Bag
If you thought the mighty 'Cronut' was revolutionary, think again. It's no longer about flaky pastry and decadent cream fillings, it's about water-repellent canvas and millions of small polystyrene balls. We present to you, the Doughnut Bean Bag.
Work & Weekend Mugs (Work: F*ck Off)
F*ck work and f*ck Ikea too. Sit back, dip a biscuit and toast your cynical rat-race existence and weekend consumerist angst with the Modern Toss Work & Weekend Mugs.
Tetris Light (with UK Plug)
Taking the classic block juggling game from the screen to the table top, these light-up Tetris bricks make a terrific decorative addition to any room.
BioLite Camping Stove
Cook your chow and charge your phone at the same time with this clever combustion kit, and stay green in the Great Outdoors.
Camera Lens Mug
Designed to look (and feel) just like a regular camera lens, this detailed mug is perfect for bringing the world into focus first thing in the morning.