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"Geeks: we're one big group of loners. Most of us are not much good at the whole social interaction thing. In fact, we've trained our whole lives to be Not Good at it. From playing house alone to petitioning to be the project manager, technical lead, designer, and tester all in one on your next project, you know that other people just make life more complicated. But don't worry. You're in good company here. You're amongst people who understand, cause we're like that, too. For most of us, if it starts with ""social,"" it better end with ""networking sites."" Pretty much whenever we're out in public, geeks take a circumstance penalty to our CHA-based skills (except Handle Animal), and if you want to land some sort of bonus to offset that, you'd have to down a lot of alcohol or wear a shirt that forewarns people of the situation in a humorous manner and automatically breaks the ice with no effort whatsoever on your part. Oh wait. That's what this is! How convenient is that? This is charcoal grey babydoll (fitted) t-shirt with the declaration ""You read my t-shirt. That's enough social interaction for one day."" printed in white upon it."

"Remember when you were promised all those amazing future tech innovations? Just around the corner was supposed to be a shining technology utopia with flying cars, personal space travel to distant galaxies, and bio-implantable cell phones. It's almost disappointing enough to make you sit at home and watch old episodes of ""Space 1999"". Don't lose hope! An amazing glimpse of this promised future has just arrived at ThinkGeek in the form of the Cube Laser Virtual Keyboard. This tiny device laser-projects a keyboard on any flat surface... you can then type away accompanied by simulated key click sounds. It really is true future magic at its best. You'll be turning heads the moment you pull this baby from your pocket and use it to compose an e-mail on your iPad, iPhone or laptop. With 63 keys and and full size QWERTY layout the Laser Virtual Keyboard can approach typing speeds of a standard keyboard... in a size a little larger than a matchbook. Product Features Projects a full-size laser keyboard onto any flat surface Allows the convenience of full-size typing in a tiny form factor Connects wirelessly via bluetooth to iPhone, iPad, many Smartphones and most Laptops Mouse mode allows you to use your finger as a mouse rather than typing when using with a laptop. Rechargeable battery lasts for 150 minutes of continuous typing Charges via USB. No drivers to install Product Specifications Compatibility: iPhone 3GS/4, iPad (iOS4), Blackberry tablet, Android 2.0 and higher, Windows Phone 7, Windows XP/Vista/7, Mac OS Interface: Bluetooth HID and USB 2.0 Keyboard Layout: 19mm sized QWERTY layout Detection rate: Up to 400 characters per minute Operating Surface: Most flat opaque surfaces Battery duration: Approximately 150 minutes, 700mAh built-in rechargeable battery"

"You're doing evil, evil deeds every weekday from 9 to 5. You're kicking flowers, stealing candy from puppies, and trampling the rights of babies all from the comfort of your ergonomic desk chair and you like it. You're drunk on the power! But there's that spot on your desk that needs just a little bit more light. Evil light. Unleash the illumination of the Dark Side with the LEGO Darth Vader Desk Lamp. Study your evil schematics under the evil glow of his evil lightsaber, which contains no fewer than 12 evil LEDs. Position Vader's arms and legs in whatever configuration makes your evil heart swell with evil glee. You can even remove him from his evil stand if you require his evil a little further from his home base. Product Specifications For Ages 8 years and Up WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD - Small Parts. Not intended for children under 5 years of age. Unleash the Dark Side on your desk with a Darth Vader lamp Pose Darth Vader's arms and legs however you want Lightsaber has 12 super bright red LEDs Can be used on or off the base Officially licensed LEGO and Lucasfilm collectible Batteries: 3 AAA (included) or use optional USB power Dimensions: 7.5"" tall"

"If you're like most geeks, your work environment can be a depressing and sterile place. Designed to crush your soul to squeeze the last few ergs of energy out of each and every wageslave, grey walls, grey carpeting, and anemic flickering fluorescent lighting all combine into something truly evil. Unfortunately, you've got bills to pay, so you punch in every morning and punch out every night feeling a little more dead with each passing day. You'd love to have some kind of decoration - some bright point of color and light in your otherwise dreary existence, but the cube-police won't allow it, citing some bogus OSHA regulation or something. Something to do with not being allowed to plug personal items into the power outlet. If only there was some unregulated power source - electricity that even they couldn't complain about. What if we told you that you could have a pencil cup with a nice bright LED light to illuminate your workplace powered entirely by USB? ""Boring,"" you'd probably say, and we would agree. What if we threw in a nice clock and calendar and temperature sensor? ""Better,"" you say, ""but still not amazing."" Okay, how about if we play soothing sounds of nature designed to calm your frazzled nerves. ""For reals?"" We're not done yet. You get all that PLUS we throw in a real working fishtank so you can keep a couple aquatic friends with you while you work. ""Whut?"" you say, head cocked at a quizzical angle. No, we're absolutely serious. We've found a low-voltage USB fishtank that runs ENTIRELY off of your computers built-in USB power. Plug it in, fill it with water, and drop (gently) a betta or a couple of white-cloud minnows inside, and watch as they swim and dart about, happily frolicking on your desk! (Granted with beta fish there's less frolicking and more floating in catatonia, but you get the idea.) Suddenly, your desk isn't as depressing as it was. There is life where there was once the vampiric dead-zone of workplace efficiency. Feel refreshed as you gaze at your happy swimming friends. Hooray! Just don't forget to feed them. The tank may be USB powered, but your fish are not."

"We see people with awesome piercings every so often and think, ""That'd be neat to have, but they must have been working on that for years."" For people who don't have that kind of time, we introduce the commitment-free Dragon Ear Wrap. He hovers over your right shoulder, whispering bad ideas into your ear (like dragons do), but he doesn't require any special piercings; a single, standard earring hole will do. Gotta be in your right earlobe for this to work, though. And, as you can tell from MechaBecca in the photo above, he looks especially great with cartilage piercings, as if he's guarding his hoard. (Note that because of how he curls behind your ear, you might have to modify the backs on your cartilage studs for him to fit, but it's totally worth it to have your ear look like he's curled around a glittering treasure.) This dragon, made from English pewter, is a little over 3"" tall, a little over 1 1/2"" wide, and around 3/4 deep. It weighs just under 3/4s of an ounce. It is made for the right ear. Now also available for the left ear; select Left Ear Variant from the dropdown! For our customers with nickel allergies: the dragon is made of English pewter, which is a mixture of tin, antimony, and copper. It is free of both lead and nickel. The post is surgical-steel, which is a mixture of chromium, nickel and molybdenum. The post meets the guidelines set forth in EU Nickel Directive 94/27/EC."

Back in the day, the coolest thing ever was the USB Humping Dog. What did it do? You stuck it in your USB port and it... well, it humped your computer, much like an amorous male dog is wont to do. We're beyond such juvenile humor (on most days), but we wanted a fun toy to use at the office. Show your love for Cthulhu (or just octopuses or kraken) with the USB Squirming Tentacle. Simply plug it into your USB port and it will fill your computer with unspeakable evils. Just kidding, it doesn't store any data. (Just evil.) The USB Squirming Tentacle will draw a small amount of power from your computer, enabling it to squirm and wiggle like an Elder God trying to escape your laptop. Product Specifications Tentacle wiggles and squirms when plugged into a computer Uses power from your USB port Fills your computer with unspeakable evils (just kidding!) Note: The USB Squirming Tentacle does not store any data, however, it may summon the Elder Gods from the depths. Use at your own risk.

The Hidden Wall Safe is handy because most burglars spend less than six minutes inside a victim's home and only have time to check the most obvious places for valuables. These unique wall safes allow you to hide valuables inside one of many identical looking wall outlets you already have in your home, the last place someone is likely to look. According to the Chicago Police these units are better than a locked safe and a hundred times cheaper. Worried about the outlet cover not matching your other outlets? No sweat, you can interchange any standard plug cover for this one to match your other plugs.

Early in the 21st Century, the Tyrell Corporation advanced robot evolution into the Nexus phase - a being virtually identical to a human - known as a Replicant. They're all around you, even now. That guy next to you? He's a Replicant. How do we know? He's walking the streets in the rain with no umbrella. That, and he failed the Voight-Kampff. In the pre-apocalyptic future, the air will be so thick, it will be dark in the middle of the day. Coupled with the almost constant rain, you'll need to find a way to stay dry and light your way to the noodle shop down the street. Even if you don't live in a quasi-futuristic Los Angeles and you aren't a Blade Runner, you can still have the coolest umbrella on the street. With a push of a button, the shaft lights up, illuminating you and your path. Now, even in the darkest of nights, you're a lot more visible to the cars on the street, making your long walk home through the rain a lot safer.

"Checking emails, brewing a cup of Dagobah Green Tea, hanging up your collection of ThinkGeek t-shirts, putting on Wild Cherry Pepsi lip balm, using PorkKleen Hand Sanitizer to protect yourself from germs, refilling your red Swingline stapler, eating Tribbles n'Bits cereal, reading the newspaper... everything is cooler through a fisheye lens. But the Olloclip doesn't stop with just a fisheye lens. Compatible with the iPhone 4, 4S, 5, and the 4th generation iPod touch (adapter required) the Olloclip is a quick-connect lens system that includes fisheye, wide-angle, and macro lenses in a tiny and convenient package. It was a huge hit on Kickstarter, where the project blew past its $15k production costs goal and ended up raising a whopping $68,201. Using Olloclip is easy! Slide it on over your iPhone's rear camera lens and you're ready to take amazing photos and videos. The fisheye lens captures a nearly 180 degree field-of-view. The wide-angle lens doubles the field of view of the iPhone camera. Finally, the macro lens lets you focus the iPhone within 12-15mm of your subject and applies roughly a 10X multiplier. Olloclip's storage bag even doubles as a microfiber cleaning cloth for the ultimate in convenience. Product Specifications Quick-connect camera lens for iPhone 4, 4S, and 5 Three lens options: fisheye, wide-angle, macro Slides on to the corner of your iPhone and automatically aligns itself The camera will autofocus as normal with the Olloclip on, don't worry! Works for still photos, videos, even Facetime Lenses made with precision ground glass multi-element optics Barrels made from aircraft grade anodized aluminum Soft plastic material on clip protects your iPhone from scratches Included in the Olloclip package: Fisheye lens Wide-angle lens Macro lens Lens caps for both ends Microfiber lens cleaning cloth storage bag Note: The Olloclip is specifically designed for the shape and size of the iPhone 4, 4S, and 5. It will not fit any other smartphone Another note: The Olloclip 4/4S is now compatible with your 4th generation iPod touch via the new iPod adapter (sold separately) Dimensions:1.37"" tall x 1.22"" across at the widest section Weight: 0.7 ounces"

"Blackbeard was just about the most ruthless pirate ever. His management style was unique, to say the least. If one of his crew misbehaved, he would drop them in a large tank full of jellyfish and delight as the jewels he kept at the bottom of the tank reflected different colors into the ballet of agony that played out before him. According to the infamous pirate's diaries, it really calmed his nerves, too. Wow. Well, while we don't recommend all that for your office, there is something we can take from this story: colorful jellyfish are relaxing. This desktop tank holds three jellyfish which ""swim"" around the tank (thanks to a gently contrived current). In the top of the tank are 6 bright LEDs, which let you set the mood. You can either have them blend softly from one color to the next, or stop on your favorite color. Either way, the jellies are happy to frolic in their kaleidoscopic, quiet menace. And if one of your subordinates ever acts up, just remind him or her about the Blackbeard story...and let them know there's room in your jellyfish tank for a hand or two. Sometimes threats are all you need. Arrrgh. Note: If you are having any troubles getting your jellies to swim about properly, remember to add just a few drops of liquid dish soap to the water as per the instructions. It's the part that makes the magic happen. Thanks!"

"We Android geeks are an interesting bunch. For all our various reasons, we are avoiding buying an iPhone. Maybe we like to customize our devices. Maybe we think LTE is where it's at. Maybe we like all the form factors that Android devices come in. No matter what the reason, we love our lil droids. And finally, we have an accessory just for us! Andru is made especially for Android phones, although he won't complain if you use him to charge other USB devices. Plug your USB device into his noggin and then plug his feet into the nearest power strip or outlet. He'll happily stand by while your device charges and let you pose his arms and tousle his antennae. Product Specifications Adorable Android charger for Android phones & USB devices Moveable arms and flexible antennae Eyes light up while charging and in standby Choose: Green or Dark Edition Comes with his own stand and USB cable (micro) Input: 120 ~ 240v AC, Output: 5V/1A DC Material: Plastic with a soft matte finish Level V efficiency Dimensions: 2.5"" tall"

"As the days get longer, and the nights get warmer, people are venturing outside their doors and enjoying the moonlight. As they walk down streets and paths, the flickering lights of fireflies are hard to miss. During some summers, trees would light up with more fireflies than there were stars in the heavens, turning the whole sky upside-down. As kids, many of us ran through our parents' back yards, collecting fireflies in jars. They'd flicker inside, blinking out their little buggy code to each other. We would wonder what their bioluminescent blinkenlights were actually saying. Were they discussing the merits of Proust? Perhaps engaging in a rabid defense of French Existentialist poetry in an age of materialism and excess. No - nothing that heady. In fact, their gentle flickering communicates their ability to mate and their location - the entomological equivalent of ""Hey baby! Yo! Over here, good-lookin'! Yo!"" Of course, unless you're an 8-year old boy, or an entomologist, bugs are kinda icky, so handling them may not be your favorite thing to do. Also, there's the cruelty factor of shaking a jar full of bugs giving them tiny buggy concussions in an effort to stimulate their bioluminescence simply for the joy of a child who, in a few short minutes, will lose interest in favor of their Nintendo DS and some new Pokemon title. So where bugs fail us, robots fill in. These robots come in the form of tiny LEDs inside a frosted glass lantern. During the day, the lantern soaks up the energy of the sun, and during the night the little robot bugs glow, flickering and throbbing like real fireflies. You can set them to glow as long as they have power, or only when you shake the lantern. Don't worry about harming the little fellas - they aren't real. Your karma is safe. So traipse across your moonlit garden again, like you did when you were a kid. Set it on your night stand to offer a soft soothing glow while you sleep, or just take a walk using the lantern as cool illumination as you go. The fireflies won't mind - in fact, they'll probably come to check out the hot little robotic numbers inside. Ooh yeah, baby. Features Glass lantern full of flickering LED ""fireflies"" Rechargeable solar batteries keep your lights going for many hours Switchable to glow when it gets dark, or when you shake the jar Soothing light that's cruelty free! 4 inches in diameter, 5 3/4 inches tall"

"Jewelry is very specific to an individual. Certain people are drawn to certain things. We really like the simplicity of these cuffs, though. Metal and leather. That's it. They're hand-crafted in the US. They have a sort of steampunk aesthetic. And when we saw our quotation options, we knew we had to have them. Choose either e.e. cummings: It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are. (with an image of a tree) or Lewis Carroll (attributed to Alice in Wonderland): Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. Tolkien: Not all who wander are lost. (with an image of a swallow, the popular paraphrase from the LoTR poem ""All that is gold does not glitter"") 8 3/4"" long, 1 5/8"" wide dark chestnut leather band. Note that this is a softer, malleable leather, not the hard stuff you usually find on cuff bracelets.It fastens using holes punched on one end which slip over two pairs of riveted posts on the other. Depending on how you fasten it, it fits a 7 1/4"" (2 outermost holes + 2 outermost posts), 6 1/2"" (all 4 holes and posts), or 6"" (2 innermost holes + 2 innermost posts) wrist. The plates with the statements on them are cast in lead-free metal and then given an antique brass finish. They attach to the bracelet using brass hooks. Our crafty geek girls will want to know you can add other things on to the hooks, such as beads or charms, to make your statement cuff truly unique, like you. Product features 8 3/4"" long, 1 5/8"" wide dark chestnut leather band. Statements cast in lead-free metal. Adjusts to fit a 7 1/4"" (2 outermost holes + 2 outermost posts), 6 1/2"" (all 4 holes and posts), or 6"" (2 innermost holes + 2 innermost posts) wrist."

Excellent source of sparkles! Unicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go. What you don't know is that when unicorns reach the end of their lifespan, they are drawn to County Meath, Ireland. The Sisters at Radiant Farms have dedicated their lives to nursing these elegant creatures through their final days. Taking a cue from the Kobe beef industry, they massage each unicorn's coat with Guinness daily and fatten them on a diet comprised entirely of candy corn. As the unicorn ages, its meat becomes fatty and marbled and the living bone in the horn loses density in a process much like osteoporosis. The horn's outer layer of keratin begins to develop a flavor very similar to candied almonds. Blending the crushed unicorn horn into the meat adds delightful, crispy flavor notes in each bite. We are confident you will find a world of bewilderment in every mouthful of scrumptious unicorn meat. Unfortunately, due to restrictions on the importation of mythical processed meatstuff, we are unable to bring you Canned Unicorn Meat in the way the Sisters of Radiant Farms intended. When you open your can, you will find one tiny unicorn which has been appropriately sliced into its main cuts of meat. Simply use your Growth Ray to re-embiggen the unicorn before skinning it and processing its flesh. Or if you're lazy, just bring it to your local Mad Scientist-Butcher. He'll know what to do. Radiant Farms Canned Unicorn Meat Specifications 14 ounces of delicious unicorn meat, canned for your convenience Imported from a small independent cannery in County Meath, Ireland Crunchy horn bits in every bite - an excellent source of Calcium Tastes like rotisserie chicken but with a hint of marshmallow sweetness Easily spreadable for sandwiches, hors d'oeuvres, and more Sparkly meat lends the unmistakable air of class and sophistication to your parties Unlike other meats, unicorn fat is polyunsaturated and lowers your LDL cholesterol Not yet approved by the USDA or FDA, but the nuns have eaten it for centuries and they're healthy as horses Okay, for real: you can't eat this. It's a dismembered stuffed unicorn in a can. The bottom of the tin is easily removable to gain access to the mini dead unicorn inside. No can opener needed!

"In case of zombie apocalypse, the most important thing is to know what you're working with. Identify your tools and figure out what type of undead you're up against. You might be prepared to tear a zombie in half with a machine gun. Effective against a 28 Days Later zombie. Not so effective for a Romero zombie. Which conveniently brings us to the list: Crawler - These are often zombies torn in half by stupid people with machine guns who don't get the ""destroy the brain"" concept, but these can also be zombies who had accessibility issues in life. They don't move very fast, but if you forget to look down, you'll regret it. Shambler - In all likelihood, this is the sort of zombie you'll be up against. Remember: you move faster than they do. Aim for the head. And if you're going to back yourself into an alley, make sure it's well-stocked with ammo. Walker - Despite the sneak-attack powers of the crawler zombie, the Walkers are the sneakiest of the bunch. That's because they look normal. Maybe slightly green. As if they have the stomach flu. And you're all, ""Oh hey, Bob. How're you doing? You wanna help me with the.... OH MY GOD!!! YOU'RE NOT BOB!!!"" We recommend offing all your friends named Bob now to avoid the problem in the future. Runner - Nitpickers will point out that these are often not actual zombies but infected humans. Others will point out that the nitpickers probably aren't currently being chased by said zombies and so should shut their traps. Thriller - The dangerous thing about Thriller zombies is their coordination. Sure, any other type of zombies will eventually gravitate to form a mob, but Thriller zombies will eat your brains as a matching synchronized horde. Zombie Identification Chart in black and red (you've got red on you) on an ice grey 100% cotton t-shirt."

Geeks everywhere are suffering from an imbalance. Maybe they eat too much junk, and are shaped more like Jabba than Solo. A few of us are perhaps a little smaller than we should be - and could stand to be a bit more Simon Phoenix-y... in the muscular way and not the insane murder-death-killery way. We all know how to get there. Diet and exercise. Sure, there's also experimental gene therapy, but even if you take that route, you still have to accurately monitor your progress. Yes, any scientific endeavor has to be properly metered and recorded so that adjustments can be made for optimum results. If the needle on the scale isn't moving in the desired direction fast enough, say, you can increase your workload, or decrease the cheetos. The problem is, your standard bathroom scale is horribly inaccurate, and it's difficult to translate the scribbled weights you've recorded on the back of your Netflix envelope into truly usable data. Enter the Withings WiFi scale! This gorgeous hunk of glass and aluminum weighs you in kilograms, pounds, or stone with an accuracy of 100 grams. Also, through biometric impedance analysis, the scale accurately measures your body fat. This is all well and good, but what makes this scale so gosh-darned special? WiFi! By giving your scale access to the interwebs, it posts your every weight measurement sample to your own private custom webpage that tracks your body mass and shows you your progress. View your results in tabular or graph form, even on your iPhone using the included iPhone app! It not only monitors your weight, BMI and body fat percentage - it measures up to 8 total family members on each scale, auto-recognizing each one as they step on the scale. If you or your family are part of an online fitness program, like Weightbot, Fitburn, or Google Health, it can auto-share your data with those services, expanding your ability to reach your fitness goals!

"Cupcakes appeal to the geek because they're entirely made out of cake! Plus, they're teeny and cute, and, for some reason, things that are miniaturized make some of the geek girls here in the office squee with delight! One only has to look at adorable pictures of miniature horses to know the truth of this. So, in the epic battle of cake vs. cupcake, the cupcake has one point for its teenyness, if that's even a word. Another advantage the cupcake has is, due to its size, it has an extremely high crust-to-cake ratio. You know, that outer layer of extra caramelized batter that's soaked up some of the oil and has a slight give to the crumb? Nummy. Also, again - size related, the cupcake cooks in a mere 5 minutes time. So, if you include the time spent mixing and heating the cupcake pan, you're only 10 minutes away from craving to nomming delicious hot cupcakes! ThinkGeek knows you love cupcakes - mostly because we love cupcakes. Consequently, when we found this electric mini cupcake pan, we knocked over little old ladies to get at them. Each one of these little pans heats up in minutes, and cooks 7 cupcakes at a time in 5 short minutes. So you can go from craving to mixing to eating hot delicious cupcakes in less time than it takes to make five 2-minute eggs. Maybe our math is wrong? Apropos of nothing: in the UK, they're called ""fairy cakes."" Unfortunately for our british friends, though, this little guy only has a US 110v plug. Which is fine, really. More for us!"

"Before Blue Milk, before Ewok Jerky, before that frog thing that Jabba eats, before even Yoda's stew, the main food of the Jedi was ice pops! Of course, a true Jedi made their ice pop holder themselves. Most Jedi used juice to make their ice pops, as it was healthy and nourished the mind and soul, but some preferred alcoholic beverages. These souls became the Sith (named after a brand of Alderaanian vodka), and you know the rest. It's time to make yourself a treat from long, long ago with your very own Star Wars Lightsaber Ice Pops! Each Star Wars Lightsaber Ice Pop set comes with four saber hilts: two Luke and two Vader. Just add juice (or any delicious liquid) to the mold and pop the whole shebang in your freezer for 4 hours. Run a little warm water over the mold and the full saber can be removed and then inserted into the hilt. Activate your saber's LED for a light-up treat that screams awesome and tasty all at once. It's always time for Jedi refreshment when you have some Star Wars Lightsaber Ice Pops. May the Force-icle be with you! Please Note: Star Wars Lightsaber Ice Pops are not for dueling. Oh, who are we kidding; play with your food. Ice Pop Saber fight!! Star Wars Lightsaber Ice Pops Freeze any drink into an awesome Lightsaber Ice Pop Each hilt has an LED in it, to light up the ""blade"" Includes: 4 Saber hilts (2 Luke and 2 Vader) Saber ice pop mold tray Instructions Materials: Food-safe plastic Tray and inserts are dishwasher safe. Hilts remove for freezing. Freeze pops, then screw on hilts and power-up with LED light. Hilts are NOT dishwasher safe. Do not put hilts in freezer or dishwasher. Wipe with a damp cloth to clean. Provide your own fruit juice or Kool-Aid in the appropriate blade color. Officially Licensed Lucasfilm Collectable Invented and Designed by ThinkGeek Batteries: 2 AAA batteries per hilt (not included) Dimensions: Hilt: 5"" long x 1"" diameter ""Blade:"" approx 6"" long ** Bonus Tracks ** Ice Cream Truck Star Wars Theme (MP3) and Ice Cream Truck Imperial March (MP3). Make ringtones NAO!"

"This is the shirt of xkcd's Comic #149, which is so far the most widely-distributed comic xkcd's ever done. It was spotted on the walls at Amazon headquarters and on some of the bigger blags. And now, as per your many email requests, here it is on a shirt! ""Make me a sandwich."" ""What? Make it yourself."" ""Sudo. Make me a sandwich."" ""Okay."" conversation on in white on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt."

As geeks, we find Las Vegas to be a fascinating city. For starters, we get to indulge our picky eating habits at giant buffets. Then we can observe legions of people at the slot machines, blissfully and willfully ignorant of the laws of probability. We can collect trading cards from those nice guys in neon t-shirts. (We're sure it's a TCG.) Outside of Treasure Island, we can watch a show about pirates that involves fire and explosions. Then it's off to our favorite casino for some Texas Hold 'Em. If your trip to Vegas isn't complete without the fountain show at the Bellagio, our Light Show Fountain Speakers are relevant to your interests. Plug them into your iPod, mp3 player, or computer via the included USB cable and start up your tunes: the water inside will dance to the beat and the 4 multi-colored LEDs will light up. Take your tunes to a new level with the Light Show Fountain Speakers and your wallet to a whole new high since you won't need to go to Vegas for a fun fountain show. Product Specifications Let your music dance before your eyes Plug your iPod, mp3 player or computer in and start the music Water bounces to the beat Multi-colored LEDs light up the water Comes with water inside and is sealed tight Looks great in the dark Added Bonus: Awesome reflection on the ceiling. Make sure you look up USB cable included Compatibility: If you can plug it in via USB, it'll work! Power: AC adapter (included) Dimensions: 9 inches tall

Here at ThinkGeek we were just wishing for a fully playable guitar built into a t-shirt when along came the Pixie of ROCK... she wailed with face melting guitar solo and *POOF* there it was in our hands...The Electronic Rock Guitar Shirt. We turned on the mini amp, cranked the volume to 11 and started to rock. As the Pixie explained, the Electronic Guitar Shirt is incredibly easy to play because each button on the neck is a major chord. She went on to mention how you can play dozens of classic rock songs with very little skill. However she warned us never to use the Guitar Shirt for evil, lest we are prepared to summon the Demon of Rock and duel to the death for musical supremacy. Now you can purchase one of these fine Electronic Rock Guitar Shirts and get a little wearable ROCK magic for yourself. The Electronic Guitar Shirt is not a toy that plays pre-canned musical riffs, it is a real musical instrument that allows you to play your favorite songs and sound great doing it. All major chords are recorded from a real electric guitar, and allows you to strum just like you would a real guitar. The included mini amp clips to your belt and gets plenty loud with great sounding amplification circuitry. The tone knob on the amp lets you adjust the sound just like a real guitar. Product Features Belt out your favorite rock tunes on this t-shirt based real playable electric guitar Great real rock sound Play all major chords Strum by touching the string area on the front of the shirt Mini guitar amp speaker clips to your belt Volume goes to 11 Adjustable tone knob Electronic components are easily removed from the shirt for washing Requires 4 x AAA Batteries. Not included

This watch is famous. Srsly, we wouldn't lie about something this important. Here's just a small snippet of the things it can do for you*: Gives the ability to gaze into the abyss and come face to face with the true nature of your being Enables you to experience reality in four dimensions like a Tralfamadorian Use your knowledge of blue oyster cult numerals to control the Eye of Sauron Flaunt your disregard for the Temporal Proliferation Treaty of 3012 Suck the souls out of your enemies, leaving them empty shells of the losers they once were Experience the horror (the horror) of the heart of darkness or blue lights like Tron Be friended on Facebook by such famous wizards as Merlin, Gandalf, and Dumbledore (he's not dead!) Get you into top secret locations without top secret clearance Instantly assess whether someone believes in midichlorians Automatically harvest your Farmville crops, till your soil, and replant new crops instantly Checks into Foursquare for your location on all possible planes of existence Seriously, you'd better get your hands on this watch before we get a Cease & Desist from the Federation. This kind of technology just shouldn't be on the open market for any chucklehead to order and use. But we trust you nerds. At least, we trust you won't use your newfound powers to hurt us. Because you like us, right? Right. * Powers of the Abyss Watch only work if you are The One. If you are not The One, YMMV. Product Specifications Japanese-inspired blue LED touchscreen digital watch Gently touch the screen to display the time Touch and hold to enter time setting mode Blue & white LEDs encircle the mouth of the Abyss Black, snakeskin-textured leather band with buckle clasp Powered by 2 - CR2016 batteries (included) Longer-than-average battery life since the time only displays when you tap the watch! ThinkGeek is not responsible if the watch drives you crazy

"Before the dawning of the age of IKEA, all our dorm rooms and apartments were graced with the furniture wunderkind called the futon. It was a sofa! It was a bed! It was a place to pile clean laundry until you got around to folding it. So useful, our futon. Simple and useful. Converge is the futon of charging hubs. Its white folds remind us of a bendy futon mattress, but it has the added feature of a slot to slip in charging cables. With the help of soft TPE grips, cables stay nestled out of sight behind Converge. Just plug the power source into your nearest outlet and you can charge up to 4 USB devices while they chill out on Converge's curvy frame. Product Specifications Your devices will feel right at home snuggling on Converge Stows cables in the back, out of sight Includes 4 USB outlets Curved to let your devices nestle comfortably while charging Powered with an external power source (110-240v) Manages charging cables for both bottom-connected (iPad, iPhone, etc) and side-connected (cameras, other phones, etc) accessories Compatibility: Charges most USB devices. Will not work with Blackberry Torch, Blackberry Curve, or the Barnes & Noble Nook. Dimensions: approx. 12"" x 4"" x 5"""

The early 90s gave us arguably the best console system ever created: the SNES. With games like Super Mario: All-Stars, Street Fighter II, The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, Super Mario World 2, Chrono Trigger, and Donkey Kong Country, it was a miracle that the world population continued to rise; most people stopped leaving their houses. But, sadly, technology advanced and SNES fell into the background. It became harder and harder to revisit the system when Nintendo continued to release better and better systems. The SNES was relegated to a box in the basement, attic, or storage unit, never to be seen again. But now we have the emulator! The emulator allows gamers to get the SNES system onto their computers and fall in love with their favorite games all over again. The only issue with computer play is that you’re limited to experiencing the best video game system ever made on your lousy keyboard. Meh. With the SNES USB Controller, all you need is a USB port and your tears will fade away. An exact replica of the original 6-button and directional pad brick controller, you’ll feel like you’ve traveled back in time to a year before your SNES went up in smoke from too much gameplay. Product Specifications Plug and Play SNES controller to play emulator games No extra driver required, all you need is a USB port Super sensitive buttons for precision control Supports Windows and MAC